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Gu Liming sat on the sofa and curled up in a ball, laughing at the TV from time to time.

"Welcome to tonight's funny talk show, I'm Li Dan, I'm Lai Bao......"

"Today I will tell you the story of my friend Wang Xiaojian, who told me that he was very angry because he found that he always did not pay back the money he lent to others. ”

Shen Qiong washed an apple and came out of the bathroom, glanced at the TV, and said with a smile: "I'm watching again!"

"I found out that I've been hooked on this show lately, and Tai Nima is funny, especially that Li Dan, you see him raise his eyebrows, and his obscene appearance is particularly funny. Gu Liming said with a smile.

At this time, Li Dan on TV began to tell stories, and Li Dan played two roles by himself.

Li Dan said: "I was depressed at the time, I said what's the matter, how much money did you lend to others?"

Li Dan stood on the other side, imitating Xiao Jian, and sighed and said: "Actually, there are not much, the main thing is that they don't pay it back when they lend it out, I'm so troublesome." ”

"I comforted him at the time, saying that there was not much money anyway, so you can forget it, and it is a big deal not to borrow it in the future. Li Dan stood back in his place.

"But Xiaojian glared at me and said, 'I did the same, but I lent it to someone else, and she wouldn't pay it back.'" ’”

Li Dan said with a wry smile: "No, how many people have you borrowed money from?

After speaking, he imitated Wang Xiaojian again, "Alas, Li Dan, let me tell you, I remember lending money to others very clearly, just last month, I borrowed fifty yuan from my girlfriend, and she hasn't paid me back yet." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience burst out laughing.

The audience applauded, and the TV camera also featured a beautiful girl covering her mouth and laughing.

Li Dan looked confused, and persuaded bitterly: "That Xiaojian, since it's your girlfriend, I don't think you should take it to heart, it's only a few dozen yuan." ”

After that, Li Dan stood on the other side again, learning Wang Xiaojian's tone and said: "It's not that I'm stingy, buddy is not stingy, when I was in college, a female classmate borrowed two yuan from me, saying that she wanted to accompany me to squeeze the bus, but it has been two semesters, and the money has not been paid back to me." ”

He said in Xiaojian's tone again: "When I was in the sixth grade, I borrowed five cents from my classmates to buy popsicles, and he hasn't paid me back now.

Li Dan shook his head vigorously, he really couldn't stand it! He said with disdain: "No, no, no, I don't think this friend can continue." ”

"yes, I also think this friend can't do it, and he doesn't pay it back every time he borrows money. He echoed Wang Xiaojian's tone.

"I said, I'll follow you. Li Dan pointed to himself, and then pointed to the air, "I said that we can't get along with friends, what are you doing!"

"I'm bah!" Li Dan spat on the ground with a disgusted face.

There was another round of applause from the audience......

Shen Qiong frowned and shook his head, took out his phone on the side, and began to explore another newly unlocked feature, family member information.

He casually clicked on a "nearby people" profile and found that there was a villain logo of a family of three next to the other party's avatar, which was estimated to be a family member.

Click in and take a look, and find that a new "family member" interface appeared, and there are four family members on the other side, parents, plus two sisters.

Shen Qiong curiously clicked on the information of one of the sisters and found that he could also see a complete variety of information.

It's amazing, it seems that the guests who will tell the fortune will be able to ask for the hexagram for their own family.

Thinking of this, Shen Qiong picked up his newly bought notebook, which was very simple in appearance, an all-white Sony notebook.

He logged in to Master Shen's Weibo and saw a large number of private chats with friends, because there were too many to take care of, so he and Gu Liming tacitly ignored them.

Shen Qiong took a look and found that the number of followers on Weibo had risen to 600,000, and it seemed that the Li Daxian incident and Xiao Loli had brought him a lot of fans.

600,000, this number is actually quite terrifying, and some fourth- and fifth-tier stars may not be so popular.

Some people even chatted with him privately, just hoping to advertise on his Weibo, and Shen Qiong directly clicked the fork. There are many channels to make money, and there is no need to pay attention to these small money.

Shen Qiong's goal this year is to make money for a house.

The last time Gu Liming's reminder really worked, now there is a painting in the house, but maybe there will be more people giving gifts to themselves in the future, what vases, antiques, it's time to make some money to buy a community house, at least the safety is more guaranteed.

He once again updated his fortune telling category, the content of fortune telling: health, luck, life, talent, career direction and development.

Then he added that he could ask for a hexagram for his family, and as soon as this Weibo was posted, it received countless likes.

In just half an hour, the number of likes exceeded 100,000......

", cool! I can finally ask for a hexagram for my family, I've been waiting for a long time. ”

"Hmm! I think it's the master's skill that has risen again. ”

"I'll take it, making an appointment with Master Shen in the future is really more difficult than winning the lottery. ”

"Well, no! I schedule an email appointment every day, it's easy. The netizen replied by selling second-hand forklifts.

A group of people are envious and jealous......

"Upstairs is awesome, and invisible pretending is the deadliest. ”

"Naked showing off! Nima, when will I be able to make an appointment successfully, so that I don't have to run out of Tianji Pavilion to make an appointment in the future. ”

"I suggest dragging him out to fight three hundred rounds, Master Shen has 600,000 followers, and I estimate that less than 10,000 people can make an appointment online, which is too pitiful. ”

"Well, how can I say it!, I think it's okay, at least we still have the opportunity to tell the hexagram, after all, Master Shen is quite close to the people, if other masters estimate that the fee would have been sky-high. ”

"Dingdingding!! can I tell you that I can also make an appointment online?" another netizen came out to show off.

"Day......!"

Because of all kinds of envy and jealousy, these people who can make an appointment online are collectively called "online appointment dogs".

Of course, this title is not very good, but it is clear that everyone knows that it is jealousy, so this slightly derogatory title has an aura.

Everyone scolds, but everyone wants this treatment.

Gu Liming answered the phone, came over and said with a smile: "Someone will invite you to have morning tea tomorrow." ”

"Oh, your classmate is back?" Shen Qiong heard that it should be Gu Liming's director classmate back.

He just called me and said that he would have morning tea in the Zhuangyuan Building tomorrow. Gu Liming said with a deep smile.

"Yes!" Shen Qiong's eyes lit up, Zhuangyuan Building, that place is not cheap, it is estimated that a meal for three people will cost two or three hundred, and it is just an early meal.

"I told him, entertain our Master Shen, the grade can't be too low. Gu Liming smiled proudly.

Shen Qiong is also looking forward to it, although he now has the capital to go to that place, but after all, he has lived too many poor days before, and he really doesn't dare to be so extravagant, and he will eat a few hundred yuan for breakfast. (To be continued.) )