Chapter 286: Will you break a boulder in your chest?
"I know, my brother-in-law must know that I like to play cos, so I specially asked someone to do it!" Wang Dadong didn't have time to speak, and the sister-in-law said happily.
"This ......"
"Brother-in-law, you are so good to me, thank you. After saying that, he ran into the house with the shield P in his arms.
Wang Dadong glanced up at Suo Ya who was standing above the villa, and saw that Suo Ya was also looking at him blankly.
When he got home, Wang Dadong quickly made breakfast, and wanted to find an opportunity to steal Suoya's shield back, but the sister-in-law kept holding the shield and didn't even put it down when she ate and went to the toilet, as if she was afraid that someone would snatch it away.
Even Lin Shiyan couldn't stand it anymore, and frowned: "Shishi, why are you like a boy, what are you doing with a broken pot lid." ”
The sister-in-law suddenly pursed her lips: "This is called a shield, isn't it a pot lid?"
"Okay, shield shield, but can you eat first?" Lin Shiyan said speechlessly.
"That's right, Shishi, why don't you put it first, anyway, there is no one at home, and they won't steal it. Wang Dadong also echoed, I really don't understand, why this little girl is so interested in an iron plate.
However, no matter what, the sister-in-law just had to hold the shield, which made Wang Dadong so depressed, he didn't believe it, this girl could sleep and hold it.
After eating, Lin Shiyan went to work.
"That wife, can you help me take a leave?" Wang Dadong said.
"Didn't you just take a leave of absence yesterday?" the female boss frowned.
After all, she is not the boss of Jinding, Jinding is to give her face, so she will tolerate Wang Dadong's freedom again and again, but if there are too many times like this, it will inevitably make the other party unhappy.
It seems that Zeng Xiaozhang was full of malice towards Wang Dadong, and he couldn't wait to get him out immediately.
And it's easy to attract gossip.
"Well, boss, there are a few days of discomfort every month, you know. ”
"Okay. The female boss showed a disgusted expression, this guy is really a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth.
I don't have some reliable reason to take leave, and I have a few days of discomfort every month, and the function of bleeding and not dying, do you have it?
The female boss went to work, but Lin Shi'er, the little witch, was still at home and refused to leave.
"That, Shishi, don't you have to go to school?"
"Dead brother-in-law, do you dislike people so much? Everyone has said that they are on summer vacation. The sister-in-law pouted dissatisfiedly.
"Well, no, I'm afraid you'll be late for school, and I don't want you to be asked to be a parent again. Wang Dadong sneered, and secretly swallowed his saliva, this is terrible, I originally wanted to take advantage of the two of them to settle Suoya, but now it can't.
The sister-in-law turned her head to look at Wang Dadong and said with a wicked smile: "Brother-in-law, in fact, you thank me to death in your heart, right?"
"How can there be ......" Wang Dadong twitched his cheeks, recalling the situation at Mr. Hu's house that day, Mr. Hu actually did N in front of him, and helped Mr. Hu find Nene, well, I miss Mr. Hu a little.
In fact, in addition to missing Mr. Hu, Wang Dadong misses another person even more.
That is the beautiful president of Jiangdu University.
That day, the beautiful headmistress knelt in front of him, opened her small mouth, and wrapped her skills in electric G made him itch in his heart.
If it weren't for the fact that in the beautiful teacher's house, I really had to grab a live bullet.
At this time, Wang Dadong even looked forward to it in his heart, this pit was better than the sister-in-law to make a super big mistake next time, and it was best to let him meet the principal directly.
The sister-in-law seemed to like the shield very much, and held the shield and closed her mouth happily.
Wang Dadong had a plan, "That, poetry, don't you particularly like knives, swords, these things?" ”
Lin Shi'er nodded, "Well, I've liked kung fu since I was a child, but no one taught me." ”
"How about I hire a teacher for you?" Wang Dadong asked tentatively.
"Don't, the current martial arts teachers are all big liars, and they don't know martial arts at all. Lin Shi'er shook her head vigorously.
Before she met Wang Dadong, she had invited a lot of martial arts teachers, without exception, they could only embroider their legs, and they were not as good as Wang Dadong.
Wang Dadong smiled: "Shishi, don't worry, the teacher I invited for you is absolutely amazing." ”
After saying that, he walked to the window and called Sawa in.
When she saw Suoya wearing steel armor and the sword she was holding in her hand, her sister-in-law's eyes suddenly lit up.
It's too windy.
"Shishi, this teacher of yours is not only good-looking, she is amazing. Seeing that the sister-in-law was really interested, Wang Dadong said with a smile.
"Really, how powerful is she?" At this time, the sister-in-law didn't care to speak at all, and her hand kept groping around Suoya's body.
"Well, we have to go outside. ”
Soon, Wang Dadong took Soya, the sister-in-law, to the outdoors.
Wang Dadong first asked Suo Ya to play a set of swordsmanship, and suddenly the eyes of the little sister-in-law lit up.
After finishing the swordsmanship, Wang Dadong found another brick.
"These are all fancy fists and embroidered legs, I can't see the real kung fu, now I'll show you a more powerful one. Wang Dadong said with a brick.
"Wow, do you want to perform splitting bricks with your bare hands?" Lin Shi'er was excited.
Wang Dadong smiled mysteriously and handed the brick in his hand to Suoya.
I saw Soya holding both sides of the brick with both hands, and with a slight break, the brick was broken, which was much more difficult than splitting the brick with bare hands.
Then with a pinch of the palm, the brick was directly kneaded into powder.
Then Soya performed boxing, hard qigong, fingernails carving on bricks, and so on.
"Shishi, what else do you want your master to perform?" Looking at the little sister-in-law who was already stunned, Wang Dadong said with a smile.
The sister-in-law tilted her head and thought for a while, then opened her big sparkling eyes, looked at Suo Ya and said, "Master and sister, will you break a big stone in your chest?"
Sister, would you break a boulder in your chest?
That cute expression can literally make people cute.
But Nima, your question is too strong, right, the chest is broken with a big stone? People are boxing and dancing with a sword, and after a long time, what you want to see is a broken boulder on the chest!
Wang Dadong doesn't know how to complain about this strange sister-in-law, the taste is really unique.
If someone really knows it, do you still want to learn it?
It's understandable that a man has a big stone on his chest, but you are a soft girl, you want to break a big stone on your chest, aren't you afraid that the big stone is not broken, and the mountain peak is broken first? I don't know what the head contains.
Suo Ya looked at Wang Dadong in confusion, she couldn't understand Lin Shi'er's words.
"Uh...... That is, put a stone on your chest and break it. Wang Dadong explained.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Soya suddenly pick up a brick on the ground, put it on his chest, and clenched his other hand into a fist, hitting the brick fiercely.