Chapter 150: Defenseless
Facing Lin Duckweed's smiling expression, as well as the laughter of all the students in the seventh class of the second year of high school, Yang Fan still had a face that was neither red nor black, and the old god was sitting in his place silently.
It was all read out by Lin duckweed in public, what else can it do?
However, I have to say that Yang Fan's luck is really bad, there are multiple-choice questions in every subject, and he didn't get a question right! The total score of zero is indeed the lowest score in the history of the seventh class of the second year of high school. Although the seventh class of the second year of high school is a scum class, no one is unlucky enough to be so bad, even if it is chaotic, it can get a few questions right.
The eyes of the whole class looked at Yang Fan, and although Lin Duckweed couldn't hide the tired look on her face, she also looked at Yang Fan with a smile. Last night, she stayed up late to mark the papers, very tired, but when she saw Yang Fan's test papers, Lin duckweed was not only not angry, but also laughed by Yang Fan's answers.
It can be said that Yang Fan's test paper is the longest that Lin duckweed has read, and the test papers of the rest of the students are just grading papers against the answers. There is only Yang Fan's test paper, and Lin duckweed is carefully seen from the beginning to the end.
However, Lin Fuping and the eyes of the whole class looked at Yang Fan, obviously waiting for Yang Fan to say something.
Yang Fan didn't stand up when he sat in his place, and said directly: "That's no way, Teacher Lin, I just won't." It's good to be able to write something on this paper. If it weren't for the fact that you stopped every time you walked to my side during the proctoring, I would have turned in a blank paper. ”
"Sizzle", hearing Yang Fan's words, all the students in the seventh class of the second year of high school gasped again, this Yang Fan is really not an ordinary, two class teachers successively, He Yulan and Lin duckweed, he is really every one of them!
Hearing Yang Fan's answer, Lin duckweed couldn't help but rub his forehead, it seems that the biggest problem student in the seventh class of the second year of high school is none other than Yang Fan, the class leader?
"Yang Fan, you don't have to be hostile to the teacher. Lin Fuping smiled and said, "I'm just curious, what did you learn in your original school?"
"Skipping class, smoking, picking up girls. Yang Fan replied directly: "I learned these things in my original school. ”
"Holy shit, shit. Wang Yi secretly gave Yang Fan a thumbs up, lowered his head and whispered.
As soon as Yang Fan said this, everyone in the seventh class of the second year of high school was in an uproar again! This girl is not an ordinary person, don't speak ordinary words?
Lin duckweed is angry and funny, and now she finally saw Yang Fan's speechless side.
Knocking on the lectern, Lin Duckweed said with a straight face: "Yang Fan, be serious, this is the classroom!"
"Mr. Lin, I'm just telling the truth. Yang Fan looked innocent and said, "Actually, you don't have to bother with me, I'm just like that, eating and drinking and waiting for graduation!"
Yang Fan was telling the truth, he had his purpose in entering this school. Lin duckweed spent his time on him, which was a pure waste.
Lin Duckweed frowned slightly, and said, "Yang Fan, have you considered your future path?" After graduating from high school, what can you do with your grades?"
"I have already found a way out, so Mr. Lin doesn't have to bother. Yang Fan stood up at this time and said: "It's just right, my academic performance is also obvious to everyone, so here, I also want to say that judging from my grades, I am really not suitable to be this class leader, Teacher Lin should choose someone else as the class leader, right?"
Lin Fuping looked at Yang Fan and said: "Don't confuse the two things, your squad leader was elected by everyone, and if you want to resign, you have to get everyone's consent! However, since you brought it up today, then I will ask the other students, Yang Fan wants to resign, do you agree? ”
The classroom of the seventh class of the second year of high school is quiet, how can anyone raise their hand?
"You see for yourself, no one agrees. Lin duckweed spread her hands and signaled that this was what everyone meant.
The students in the seventh class of the second year of high school are not stupid, and having such a class leader with outrageous grades is at the bottom for everyone, which is a beneficial and harmless thing for them. In case you don't do well in the exam and can't go home to make a difference, you can take out the results of Yang Fan, the big class leader, to talk about things! Our class leader is not as good as me......
Yang Fan originally planned to talk about his test results and resign from the position of squad leader, but he never imagined that Lin Fuping would say that!
"Okay, Yang Fan will come to my office after class. Lin duckweed said at this time: "I won't disturb everyone's normal classes." ”
After saying this, Lin duckweed walked out of the classroom, but she had a headache, how to deal with this problem class leader?
Lin duckweed just left the classroom with the front foot, and Yang Fan also came out of the classroom with the back foot, and he couldn't resign from the position of class leader, which was really a little depressed.
When he came out of the classroom, Yang Fan went to Liu Qing's school doctor's office. In Yang Fan's opinion, Liu Qing's rubbing safflower oil is actually equivalent to giving herself a massage! If you are not happy, it is also good to find Liu Qing to do a "massage"!
However, when Yang Fan walked outside Liu Qing's school doctor's office, he heard someone talking inside, and the voice was no one else's, it was Wang Dongyang's.
This guy is not dead yet?
Thinking like this, Yang Fan pushed open the door of the school doctor's office, and sure enough, he saw Wang Dongyang sitting opposite Liu Qing chatting with Liu Qing.
"Teacher Liu, I have a stomachache. Yang Fan covered his stomach, frowned, and walked to the opposite side of Liu Qing.
"Come, sit down first, and I'll check it out for you. Liu Qing spoke, standing up.
When Wang Dongyang saw this scene, he immediately said with interest: "Teacher Liu is busy, I'll leave first." ”
Teacher Wang walked slowly. Liu Qing spoke, and didn't plan to send Wang Dongyang away, but helped Yang Fan to lie down on the small bed in the middle room.
Wang Dongyang walked to the door of the school doctor's office, turned his head and glanced at Yang Fan, with no angry look in his eyes.
"Where does it hurt?" asked Liu Qing with concern.
Yang Fan's eyes glanced at the door, and after he couldn't see Wang Dongyang, Yang Fan turned over and sat up, and said, "It doesn't hurt anywhere, look at him here, I deliberately pretended to be here." ”
"Huh. Liu Qing smiled and said, "You are really full of scheming?"
"What is he doing again?" Yang Fan said, "Teacher Liu, be careful. ”
"I knew he had come to ask me out with me, but I didn't say yes. Liu Qing said with a smile.
Yang Fan nodded and said, "This kind of person is too disgusting, Mr. Liu, can you help me rub the safflower oil again?"
"Okay, take off your shirt and lie down. As Liu Qing spoke, she took out the bottle of safflower oil that she rubbed for Yang Fan last time.
Yang Fan closed his eyes and lay on the single bed in the inner room, enjoying Liu Qing's careful and gentle wiping of safflower oil for him. However, it didn't take long for Yang Fan to feel that something was wrong, Liu Qing rubbed safflower oil on herself today, why did she work so hard? Moreover, her hands were about to rub her buttocks.
Yang Fan couldn't help but open his eyes, turned his head and glanced at Liu Qing, but this look scared Yang Fan a lot! I saw that Liu Qing's face was red and about to drip blood, her eyes were a little blurry, and her forehead was full of sweat!
"Teacher Liu, are you okay?" Yang Fan couldn't help asking.
"Well! Liu Qing replied, but her voice was unbearable! Moreover, Liu Qing's hand also touched Yang Fan's face at this time.
Fuck, isn't it? Does Wang Dongyang dare to drug Liu Qing at school?
Yang Fan grabbed Liu Qing's hand and asked, "Teacher Liu, didn't you pay attention to being drugged by Wang Dongyang?"
"Hmm... Well... Hmm..."Liu Qing was already a little unconscious, and began to drill into Yang Fan's arms like a kitten.
Yang Fan pushed Liu Qing away, his eyes searching around for what could be done. However, there was nothing suspicious about Liu Qing's school doctor's office. Moreover, after the last incident, Liu Qing should be on guard against Wang Dongyang! What is Liu Qing's symptoms?
Yang Fan's eyes fell on the water cup on Liu Qing's table, and he immediately walked over, picked up the water cup and smelled it, and gently sipped it into his mouth, tasted it carefully, and found that there was a little sweet and sour taste! If it weren't for Yang Fan's careful taste, he would definitely not notice it.
Damn, this Wang Dongyang is so bold, he really dares to drug Liu Qing at school!
However, Yang Fan knew in his heart that now was not the time to think about this, the key question was how to make Liu Qing regain consciousness? Liu Qing's current symptoms are obviously not taking ecstasy, or drugs or anything like that, Wang Dongyang gave Liu Qing is very likely to be an aphrodisiac!
Suddenly, Yang Fan thought of Sun Jiaojiao, who was a mother in a nightclub, but knew all kinds of medicine.
Yang Fan made a phone call to Sun Jiaojiao, and the phone rang many times before it was connected, and then Sun Jiaojiao's lazy voice came: "Brother Xiaofan, what are you doing? I just fell asleep!"
"Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, a woman's face is red, her forehead is full of beads of sweat, and her eyes are blurred, has she been given the medicine you commonly use?" Yang Fan asked in a hurried tone, it is better to make sure first!
"You're not talking nonsense!" Sun Jiaojiao said angrily: "It's not a day or two since you sang every night, don't you know this?"
"I haven't fucking seen anyone react to this, just guessing based on the symptoms. Yang Fan also said angrily: "Tell me quickly, how can I solve this symptom?"
"Just do it! Sun Jiaojiao replied as a matter of course.
"Fuck!" Yang Fan couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Do you still need to say this? I'm asking you, if you don't do anything, how can you make a woman who has taken medicine sober!"
"Brother Xiaofan, shouldn't you have given the wrong medicine to a woman?" Sun Jiaojiao became interested and immediately asked.
"Am I that kind of person?" Yang Fan immediately said to the phone: "Don't mess around with me here, tell me what to do quickly?"