5. Make a good calculation

Candy didn't cry, he was a strong and optimistic baby.

Tang Shuang took the opportunity to pinch her fat face.

"Don't move, let my brother study and study, are you a child or not, why are you such a ghost elf. ”

Candy was very embarrassed to be studied by Tang Shuang, and said squirmingly: "Mom said that I am getting more and more cute~"

Tang Shuang said ruthlessly: "I think she is lying to the child." ”

Although the candy is small, the girl's nature of loving beauty and listening to praise is unchanged. She crossed her waist angrily, gave Tang Shuang a kick, and then scurried around the airport hall with her legs.

There were a lot of people here, and Tang Shuang was worried that she would lose it if she wasn't careful, so she hurriedly caught up with her in two or three steps and picked up the candy.

Candy screamed, little hands and feet jumped, attracting everyone in the hall to look, and some people even thought that Tang Shuang was a bad guy and was ready to come over to negotiate.

Candy raised a children's mobile phone hanging around her neck, pink hellokitty shape, "Dad said, if you dare to bully Candy, Candy will call around to complain, then you will be in big trouble." ”

Tang Shuang: "......"

"Would you like to hear an interesting story?"

"Listen to the story ~ Listen to the story ~ " Candy immediately ignored the previous suspicions.

"Today my brother is going to tell you a very philosophical story, do you know what happiness is?"

"I don't know!" said Candy dryly.

Okay~ Even if it's hard to answer, it's better to guess.

"Happiness is actually the happiest moment when you are the happiest, for example, when you are the happiest when you eat, when your mother is holding you, when you are the happiest when you wear beautiful clothes, and when you are the happiest when you poop...... These are happiness. ”

Candy said disgustedly: "Hey~ It stinks when I pull the poop." ”

Tang Shuang sneered: "Then don't pull it if you have the ability!"

Candy: "......"

Tang Shuang is sometimes so naΓ―ve that even the five-year-old candy is disgusted.

……

Candy asked, "Are you happy now?"

Tang Shuang smiled and said, "This is what my brother wants to tell in his story." ”

"One day, the little bear asked the mother bear, "Mother, mother, what is happiness?" and the mother bear said, "Son, go to the forest and ask around." So the bear went out into the forest on his own, and asked them everywhere what happiness was. But the little rabbit, the little fox, the little monkey, the little tiger, and the little lion all said they didn't know. ”

Tang Shuang said as she hugged Candy and left, "Does the little dog know?" asked Candy Girl.

"Puppies don't live in the forest~"

"We have small dogs at home. ”

"You mean Bai Jingjing~ That's a fool, I don't know at all. ”

Whenever Tang Shuang had an accident, Bai Jingjing would excitedly run to join in the fun as soon as possible, and then surrounded him for a long time without leaving.

"Hmph, Jingjing is not a fool, the puppy is smart......"

Then Candy lists a whole bunch of facts that prove that Bai Jingjing is smart.

Tang Shuang had an expression of not arguing with children about such a childish topic, and said perfunctorily: "Then forget it smart~"

Candy is not convinced: "Smarter than you~"

"You say that it will make me sad, you know? If I am sad, I will not have the strength to take care of you, and if you don't have the strength, you will become a little beggar, and you will not be able to wear beautiful clothes when you become a little beggar......

Candy said miserably, "Let's tell a story......

Tang Shuang said with a smile: "The little bear asked around, but he didn't ask the little dog, and the other little animals said they didn't know." But the bear still didn't give up, he went round and round in the forest, but he still didn't know what happiness was. In the evening, the bear was tired and hungry, and he decided to go home. When he got home, he found that his home was full of fragrant and delicious meals. Little Bear was very moved, but he still wanted to know what happiness was, so he asked his mother. Mother Bear lovingly touched his head and said that the greatest happiness is that the bear child is not at home for a day. ”

"Now the happiness of my brother's life is ruined!"

A cool beauty passing by couldn't help but laugh out loud when she heard the whole thing.

Candy picked up the mini phone angrily, saying that she was very angry and wanted to call to complain, but before her parents went far, Xiaoshuangzi began to dislike her, which is really unreasonable!

……

Back in the car, Tang Shuang pondered for a moment and took out his mobile phone.

"Erniang~ It's me, Xiaoshuang, hey, yes, it's summer vacation, ah? no, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, ah, who's going to introduce me, okay, when will we meet......"

Ouch~ My mom! The phone turned into Erniang introducing a girlfriend to Tang Shuang!

I listened to Erniang for ten minutes!

The candy in the back seat was full of gossip and came to Tang Shuang's ear, during which Tang Shuang pushed her little head away several times, but the little guy quietly came over again at some point.

Tang Shuang should have thought of it a long time ago, Erniang is from the Northeast, chatter!

In the end, Tang Shuang couldn't bear it anymore and let it go, "Mother, can I listen to Xiaoshuang say a few words of no, I haven't told you what I said in my heart, how about we talk about it after we finish talking?"

"That's the case, isn't this a summer vacation, candy ~ little cutie, said I really want to miss Erniang, the dumplings made by Erniang are so delicious, I want to live with Erniang for ten days and half a month, you see how about we go to see you now? What! You went back to the Northeast? Erbo also went? Ah! When will you come back? A month, oh good, yes, you rarely go back to HLJ, is to take a good look at relatives and friends, that Erniang, you have fun, I will take candy to see you again when I come back. Candy? Oh, she's fat again, she's so naughty, I'm getting beaten up by her a lot now......"

Candy refused to take the blame, and shouted in Tang Shuang's ear: "Crooked~ Erniang Erniang~ Xiaoshuang bullied me~ Woo woo woo ......"

Then there was no suspense, and the call turned into a chat between Erniang and Candy~ Big chatter and small chatter opened!

Tang Shuang wanted to cry without tears, he had a good calculation, threw the candy at Erniang's house, and he regained his freedom!

But people are not as good as heaven.

Candy didn't know if Tang Shuang wanted to get rid of her, and the little guy naively gave Tang Shuang an idea, "Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, let's go to Uncle's house~ Brother Huohuo is fun......"

Candy Er excitedly listed a lot of interesting people and things in the uncle's family.

But Tang Shuang resolutely refused: "Don't go! his house is too terrifying!"

Candy argued: "Uncle often holds me on horseback, Aunt often cooks food for me, they are all fine, Brother Huohuo, Brother Xiaojin often tells stories to the baby, saying that I am so cute......"

"That's good for you, bad for me!"

Tang Shuang's uncle, Tang Dajian, has a serious tendency to favor women over men, treats boys, is a typical tiger father, Tang Shuang suffered a lot when he was a child.

Tang Shuang called her uncle again: "Uncle, Candy misses you and wants to stay with you for a while...... What! You're not at home?......"

Candy asked intimately: "I can't go to my uncle's house~"

Tang Shuang didn't give up, and called her cousin again, "Sister, ......"

Candy asked intimately: "Sister Weiwei's house can't go~"

……

Tang Shuang collapsed sadly in the car, completely desperate.

Candy is a caring little padded jacket, beat him on the shoulder, and comforted: "Little frost~ Let's live a good life." ”