Chapter 572: The Bride Farts

Dongfang Luo glared at Wang Hao angrily and asked, "Wang Hao, it's just a mutual exchange, why do you want to be so ruthless?"

Wang Hao smiled coldly and said, "Hehe, old guy, you are dizzy, how do you drip, obviously he came up and killed him." In the end, my skills are not as good as others, do you blame me?"

"Damn, you ......" Before he finished speaking, Dongfang Luo was so excited that he was so angry that he sprayed a mouthful of blood on the spot.

Seeing the invincible Dongfang Luo vomiting blood, everyone present was dumbfounded.

Immediately, there was a mess off the field. All kinds of exclamations, screams, one after another.

Wang Hao didn't expect that this old man would be such a scoundrel, and he would spew blood and scare people if he didn't agree with him.

He smiled and shook his head, then turned and walked off the stage.

Everyone in the audience looked at Wang Hao's eyes, full of awe, and no one dared to look at him with eyes as sharp as a knife.

"Uncle, you're so amazing!" Ye Zixuan trotted all the way over and said with a smile.

Wang Hao did not directly answer Ye Zixuan's words, but glanced at Ye again from the corner of his eye.

He wanted to know, what kind of attitude would the Ye family have towards him?

Take the initiative to woo and wait and see what happens, or do you want to clear the relationship?

Ye Chong smiled at Wang Hao, with a little more appreciation in his eyes.

Wang Hao also smiled at Ye Chong, turned to Ye Zixuan, and said, "Girl, let's go!"

Ye Zixuan nodded heavily and said, "Okay!"

Looking at the figures of Wang Hao and Ye Zixuan leaving side by side, a few complex ripples flashed in Liu Huanxi's clear eyes.

Suddenly, she felt a sudden pain in her heart, which was very unpleasant.

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Out of the gate of the Huo family, Ye Zixuan blinked her eyes and said with worry: "Uncle, today, you and the Dongfang family have formed a relationship, they will never give up easily!"

Wang Hao nodded solemnly and said, "Well, I know!"

After speaking, he paused slightly for a moment and asked Ye Zixuan: "Girl, are you afraid?"

Ye Zixuan asked in surprise: "Why should I be afraid?"

Wang Hao thought for a while, and said very seriously: "Girl, the Dongfang family is the first family in China, and the Ye family will never offend them because of such a trivial matter......

Ye Zixuan is a smart girl in ice and snow, so she can naturally hear Wang Hao's words.

The Ye family will never tear their faces with the Oriental family because of a certain person, even if she is the little princess of the Ye family.

After a period of silence, Ye Zixuan pretended to be relaxed and said, "Uncle, you have a really bad memory. I've told you before, Ye Zixuan is Ye Zixuan, and the Ye family is the Ye family, which is different. I chose the path myself, I will not regret it, and I will not be afraid!"

Looking at the smile on Ye Zixuan's face, Wang Hao suddenly felt that his eyes were a little moist.

"Girl!"

Ye Zixuan tilted her little head sideways, looked at Wang Hao, and said, "Huh?"

Wang Hao settled down and said, "Girl, don't worry, as long as I am here, I won't let you be hurt in any way!"

Ye Zixuan burst into tears with laughter, interlocked her fingers with Wang Hao, and nodded heavily.

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At this moment, a convoy of relatives passed by.

Ye Zixuan shouted in surprise like a little girl: "Uncle, look, pick up the bride's wedding car!"

After speaking, she held her heart in her hands like Xizi, with a longing intoxicated smile, and said to herself: "So happy, one day, I will also wear a white wedding dress!"

Wang Hao smiled and answered: "Be my bride?"

Ye Zixuan's face flushed, and she pouted: "If you want to be beautiful, I don't want it!"

After a while, she saw the welcoming convoy enter a community in front of her, so she smiled and said, "Uncle, let's go to their wedding!"

"Well, good!"

After speaking, Wang Hao took Ye Zixuan's little hand and went to attend the wedding of the strange couple.

Passing by the door, there was a cardboard box covered with big red happy characters, and some people threw red envelopes into it one after another.

"Uncle, what are they doing?" asked Ye Zixuan as if she was curious about a baby.

Wang Hao said: "To attend the wedding, you have to pay a share of the money!"

"Oh, I see, but I don't have any money with me. Uncle, did you bring it?"

Wang Hao touched his pocket, shook his head, and said, "No!"

Ye Zixuan saw that there were two QR codes on the box, one was WeChat payment and the other was Alipay payment.

"Hee-hee, uncle, you can swipe your card!"

After speaking, she took out her mobile phone, opened WeChat and began to scan.

"Uncle, how much money is appropriate?"

Wang Hao thought for a while, and then stretched out five fingers at Ye Zixuan.

Ye Zixuan nodded abruptly and pressed the number key to enter the amount.

Immediately, four words appeared on the mobile phone screen: payment successful!

An old man in Tang costume, who was responsible for collecting money, subconsciously glanced at it after receiving the transfer reminder.

When he saw the specific number, his expression couldn't help but be surprised, and he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and counted vaguely in his mouth: "One, two, three, four, five?"

He counted twice in a row, and after making sure that it was correct, he looked at Ye Zixuan with a surprised face and asked, "This girl, may I ask who you are from the bride and groom?"

Ye Zixuan thought for a moment and said, "Friend!"

The old man in Tang costume casually asked: "Very good friend?"

Ye Zixuan shook her head and said, "No, it's just an ordinary friend!"

After speaking, her own lie was exposed, and she hurriedly added: "Just ordinary friends who have met once, the bride and groom may not recognize me." Well, yes, that's it!"

Hearing Ye Zixuan's words, the old man in Tang costume was a little dumbfounded. As if looking at aliens, staring at Ye Zixuan.

"It's just a friend who has met once, and the money is actually 500,000?"

"Is this very little, then I'll brush another 500,000!" As she spoke, Ye Zixuan took out her mobile phone again.

Wang Hao grabbed her wrist and said, "My stupid girl, 500,000, are you too little?"

Ye Zixuan's long eyelashes blinked in the air and said, "Didn't you ask me to pay 500,000?"

Wang Hao gritted his teeth and said, "Silly girl, I'll let you pay 500, 500, 500, not 500,000!"

Ye Zixuan nodded suddenly, pursed her lips and said, "Oh, then why don't you make it clear, I haven't paid any money!"

Wang Hao looked at Ye Zixuan's innocent expression, and couldn't bear to count him down anymore, so he nodded and said, "It's okay, just be happy!"

The wedding scene was decorated with colorful lanterns, and Ye Zixuan was like a naughty child, shuttling back and forth inside, sometimes eating a fruit, sometimes smelling the fragrance of flowers, and having fun.

Suddenly, Wang Hao felt an urge to urinate and said, "Girl, I'll go to the toilet and put some water." You wait here for me, don't run around!"

Ye Zixuan nodded lightly and said, "Okay!"

Wang Hao entered the bathroom, and when he was releasing the water, he suddenly saw a man wearing a master of ceremonies costume, holding his stomach, and ran in in a hurry.

He casually took off his brand-new master of ceremonial clothes, put it on the armrest in front of the window, and rushed into the compartment and went thousands of miles.

At this moment, a man in a suit ran over in a hurry.

When he saw Wang Hao, he began to count down: "What's the matter with you, the master of ceremonies, the bride has arrived, and the wedding is about to start, why are you still rubbing here?"

After speaking, he picked up the emcee costume and put it on Wang Hao.

"Go, go, go, hurry up and officiate at the wedding!"

Wang Hao looked confused, but he remembered that the master of ceremonies was about to pull out his intestines, and he would definitely not be able to officiate at the wedding. Anyway, I will make a cameo appearance as the emcee, which can be regarded as a blessing to this strange couple!

In order to meet the needs of the task before, he played the role of emcee, and he is familiar with it.

He strode to the wedding scene, picked up the microphone and cleared his throat, and said generously.

"Guests, leaders, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone! The sun is shining, the singing is flying, the laughter is loud, the sky is auspicious, in this beautiful day, in this golden autumn time, we ushered in a couple, Mr. Zhao Tiezhu and Miss Wang Erya happy union. "Now, let's welcome the newcomers on the spot with warm applause!"

When he said this, there was a round of applause.

Then, the wedding march began to sound slowly.

A couple held hands, stepped on the red carpet, and slowly walked into sight.

Wang Hao smiled, looked at the newcomer in front of him, and continued: "The red apricot branches are in spring, and the Yiren on the Yulan Bridge are coming, wearing a white wedding dress, wearing beautiful flowers on their heads, and the beautiful women bathed in the sweetness of happiness are in the center of the solemn wedding march with their hearts and hands, and they are walking towards us with a smile. ”

Just when the couple just walked in front of Wang Hao, the bride accidentally let out a fart. Moreover, under the amplification of the sound, it is particularly loud.

Suddenly, the scene was awkward.

Wang Hao's eyes rolled, and he smiled and started a round: "The bride farts, good luck!"

Hearing Wang Hao's words of blessing, the awkward atmosphere on the field eased a little.

The bride also threw herself at Wang Hao with a grateful glance.

But at this moment, the bride couldn't hold back and let out a second fart.

Suddenly, the scene became awkward again.

Wang Hao's face did not change, and he said with a smile: "The bride has two farts, auspicious!"

Unexpectedly, before his words landed, the bride let out a third fart.

Wang Hao frowned and shouted, "The bride has three farts, rejoice!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, the bride let out a series of stinky and loud farts. Moreover, there was even a translucent Durex that collapsed.

Seeing this scene, Wang Hao dropped the microphone and shouted at the top of his voice: "Relatives and friends, get out of the way, I see that this b is going to pull ......"

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Explain the reason why today's update is late, Xiaole I have a valid reason, well, yes, a valid reason.

Today is March 5, 2017, the time of the two sessions.

Xiaole, I listened carefully to the reports of the leaders and made a very objective evaluation of this. [Watch news broadcast]

Here, Xiaole, I just want to say one sentence: I'm lazy today, don't slap your face, readers, it hurts!