Text Chapter 28 Caitou (I)
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. Today, Senior Brother Jin came all the way back to participate in the birthday of the little junior sister, which shows the hospitality, when the floating is a big white," Brother Zeqiu raised his glass and said, "Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is fun, you will have to drink three hundred cups, come, senior brother, I will toast you with a cup." ”|
"Thank you, senior brother, Lanling wine tulips, jade bowl with amber light. It's just that wine is a poison that wears intestines, I have a limited amount of alcohol, I drank this cup, please let my little brother go, continue to fight poetry, and don't be greedy for a cup. ”
"Where, there, when you sing about wine, what is your life? In ancient times, the sages were all lonely, only the drinker left his name, Senior Brother Jin must not shirk, Senior Brother I also respect Senior Brother with a glass," Senior Brother Haoyu also raised his glass and said, "There is wine today and drunk today, tomorrow is sorrowful, tomorrow is sorrowful; Brother, have a drink!"
"Yes, there is wine today and drunk today, tomorrow is sorrowful, tomorrow is sorrowful, and we also salute Goldfinger classmates with a glass. "Ah Da Ah and the second class are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and they also raise their glasses to invite.
"Okay, okay, I still have to fight poetry, let's stay and respect again, you don't have to fight if you get your finger brother drunk," Xiao Zhao stopped, "Why don't you make a big head, let's see who goes out first, Brother Finger and Senior Brother Zeqiu will be punished first, Brother Finger will be punished with a cup, there are only three times the right to question, Senior Brother Zeqiu is not punished, and there are five times the right to question." Look at the odds of one to two, two fat, little fat, do you two bet?"
"Bet, it's definitely the senior brother who wins. ”
Big Fat, Second Fat, Little Fat, and Chunmei bet on 100 each, and bet on the gold finger to go out first. And the little junior sister bet 200 bets on Senior Brother Zeqiu to go out first.
"Little junior sister is so optimistic about me? Our fighting poems are not the kind of memorization poems of the CCTV Poetry Conference, just rely on memory, we are difficult, not only to sort, but also to change the words, the difficulty is ten times more than a hundred times, the more to the back, the more testing people, can I bet on myself to win?"
"Absolutely. The little junior sister said calmly.
"I'll bet too. "Senior brothers and sisters have supported Senior Brother Zeqiu, and they have bet a hundred each.
"Okay, now let's start the group fighting poems, and the goldfinger you will come out with three sentences first. Only those who do not have Tang poems can be supplemented by Song words, and they are limited to 300 Song words. Bottle announced.
"My original poem is Du Fu's "Soldier Chariot Travel", when he went to the time and wrapped his head, he returned to the white and the side, and changed to return to Ningdu and the side. ”
"Cut, what are you leaning on, like we're bullying you. Everyone laughed.
"Therefore, the grass is all over the place, and the parting is sad. The road is out of the cold clouds, and people return to the twilight snow. Xiaomei's original poem was Lu Lun's "Sending Li Rui", which is now changed to Return to Golden Week. ”
"After the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather is late in autumn. The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stone is upstream. The bamboo noise returns to the Huannu, and the lotus moves the fishing boat. My original poem is Wang Wei's "Autumn Evening in the Mountain House", which is now changed to Zhubian Homecoming Man, this Homecoming Man, everyone understands. Song Jiang got up and said.
"Okay, Senior Brother Xin, Little Senior Sister and Senior Brother Song Jiang are all extraordinary, and they have changed seamlessly, all three of us abstained and were fined a cup," Senior Brother Zeqiu raised his glass and drank it all, "It's time for us, I'll be ugly first, mine is from Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing", suddenly heard the sound of pipa on the water, and the host forgot to return to the guest. Now it is changed to the owner forgetting to return to the turtle and returning to himself. ”
"Haha, this turtle is self-contained, wonderful, wonderful!" everyone laughed.
"I'm also ugly, mine comes from Meng Haoran's "Night Return to Lumen Song", the bell of the mountain temple is already dark, and the fishing beam is noisy. People followed the sand road to Jiangcun, and Yu also returned to Lumen by boat. Now it is changed to Yu Yi to return to Ningzhong by car. ”
"The two brothers have changed well, and I have also made a fool of myself, my "Bai Xue Ge Sends the Military Judge to Return to Beijing" from Cen Shen, the north wind swept the white grass and folded, and Hu Tian flew snow in August. Suddenly, like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloom. Scattered into the bead curtain wet curtain, the fox fur is not warm and thin. The general's horn bow is uncontrollable, and it is difficult to protect the iron clothes. The sea is dry and icy, and the gloomy clouds are bleak and condensed. The Chinese army returned with wine and drinks, Huqin pipa and Qiang flute. Now it is changed to return to the sister and return to the guest drunk. ”
"Well changed, Senior Sister Mengqi is amazing. ”
"Senior brother and sister are extraordinary, it seems that this time we have won. ”
"Senior brother and sister are quick-witted, we also abstain in this round, and each will be punished with a cup," Goldfinger got up and raised his glass and drank it all, "Now it's my turn again, mine is the original poem is Mr. Han Yu's "Mountain Stone", the mountain stone is indeed slight, and the bat flies to the temple at dusk. Ascension hall sits on the new rain foot, plantain leaves and gardenia fat. The monk said that the ancient wall Buddha was well painted, and the fire was used to illuminate what was seen. Make the bed and put the soup and rice, and the sparse rice is enough to satisfy my hunger. Lying quietly in the middle of the night, the insects are exhausted, and the clear moon rises out of the mountain and the light enters the door. Tianming goes alone and has no road, and goes in and out of the high and low and poor. The mountains are red and green, and the pine trees are all around. When the stream steps barefoot on the rocks, the sound of the water stirs the wind to blow the clothes. Life is so self-indulgent, how can it be confined to others. The second and third sons of our party will not return to old age. My attribution poem appeared in the last sentence, and now it has been changed to hug my sister and not return. ”
"I'll go!"
"You still want to hug Senior Sister, hug that?"
"I am bold, I forgot my sister when I saw my sister. ”
Everyone was criticized.
"Hehe, kidding, kidding. Seeing that the public was angry, Goldfinger hurriedly apologized with laughter.
"Deng, it turns out that you still have the idea of beating your senior sister," Chunmei and the others scolded.
"So that's your jackpot?"
"Kick on your head!" Goldfinger kicked at Big Fat.