Chapter 188: Master of Underwear Tasting
Chen Yang followed behind her helplessly.
After a few more minutes of shopping, Lin Shanshan walked briskly into a specialty store.
Chen Yang's attention was attracted by a beautiful woman in red who had just walked by, and he didn't pay attention to the name of the store, and followed him directly.
When he saw the underwear on the plastic models, he realized that he had walked into a lingerie store.
The store was full of women, and only Chen Yang was a man.
This made Chen Yang extremely embarrassed.
He immediately turned around, ready to leave this embarrassing place.
Lin Shanshan grabbed Chen Yang's arm and said, "Don't be in a hurry to go, brother-in-law, how do you see me wearing this underwear?"
As she spoke, Lin Shanshan put the black hollow underwear in her hand on her chest and gestured!
This black hollow underwear should be sexual, if you really wear it on your body, I'm afraid that you won't be able to cover anything.
Chen Yang shook his head and said, "I don't think so, this underwear is not suitable for you! You pick it slowly in the store, I'll go outside to smoke a cigarette first!"
"Don't, brother-in-law, you can help me choose and see what kind of underwear I should wear!" Lin Shanshan said with a wicked smile.
She had already seen Chen Yang's embarrassment, so she deliberately teased Chen Yang.
After Chen Yang saw Lin Shanshan's evil smile, he also understood that this little girl was teasing herself.
However, Uncle Chen has been crisscrossing the world for many years, and he has never seen any strong winds and waves, how can he show weakness in front of a little girl?
He immediately held his chin in his hand, looked Lin Shanshan up and down, and then said with a serious look: "I think, you poor girl, just buy a cartoon point underwear, so as to highlight your cuteness!"
Lin Shanshan was immediately angry, she swung her small fist and hammered it to Chen Yang's chest, and said angrily: "Who do you say is a poor Hungarian girl, you are a poor Hungarian girl, hum!"
Chen Yang shrugged his shoulders and said with a cheap smile: "I'm sorry, my chest muscles are at least a B+, you don't even have an A, alas, what is more unbearable for women than poverty is poverty!"
Lin Shanshan's ears were red, and she wished that there was a sharp knife in her hand that could directly stab Chen Yang to death.
This bastard is simply so infuriating, poking at people's sad points everywhere, and piercing hearts everywhere!
"I just haven't grown up, so I'm not what you said!" Lin Shanshan pursed her small mouth and said angrily.
Chen Yang said with a smile: "Pull it down, you have long passed the age of budding to be released, poverty is not a disease, it is really fatal!"
When it comes to poisonous snakes, Chen Yang admits second, and no one dares to let him be first.
I think that when he was abroad, he forced a knight from Vatican to commit suicide with just one mouth!
Lin Shanshan now has an urge to vomit blood, obviously because she is not lightly angered by Chen Yang!
At this time, a mature young woman next to Chen Yang was touching her chin and muttering to herself: "What kind of underwear should I sell, I'm so entangled!"
This mature young woman has a peach blossom face and a proud devil figure.
At that time, Chen Yang left behind his poor sister-in-law and smiled at the mature young woman: "This beautiful lady, I suggest that you buy Lei Si's underwear will be better!"
The young woman looked at Chen Yang with some surprise, and couldn't understand why a strange man would recommend underwear to herself!
Chen Yang continued: "Lei Si is seductive, and it is very suitable for your age, believe me, it is right to choose this style!"
As soon as his words fell, the women who were nearby who were picking out underwear suddenly laughed: "It's really funny, a big man actually understands this, and he looks like a pervert!"
"I think he's just pretending, and he just wants to talk to this young lady!"
"Hmph, what kind of underwear can a stinky man know, really!"
The mature young woman also looked at Chen Yang with some suspicious eyes, suspecting that Chen Yang had bad intentions towards her!
Chen Yang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Since you don't believe me, then let me ask you a question first! Excuse me, who is the underwear worn on your women's bodies?"
The mature young woman said without hesitation: "It's for my husband!"
She can only answer like this, after all, if you wear underwear to other men, it is cheating!
"Okay, since it's for your husband to see, why don't you choose the more tempting one?
The mature young woman couldn't help but nodded, feeling that what Chen Yang said made some sense!
The other women nearby also showed thoughtful expressions, and there was no longer the disgust and disdain for Chen Yang just now on their faces!
Chen Yang leaned in front of the young woman and said, "I guess you and your husband have been married for a long time, right?"
The young woman looked at Chen Yang in some surprise and said, "You...... How do you know?"
Chen Yang judged from the distance between her legs, the greater the distance, the more times it will be done, and the longer it will prove that she has been married.
However, with such an obscene method, Chen Yang naturally would not say it, and Master Chen is also a person who wants to save face.
"I guess, couples like you who have been married for a long time have long since lost their former passion, so black, a little mysterious color, is the most suitable for you,
It can definitely arouse your husband's primitive desires!!" Chen Yang said eloquently.
The young woman said with a hesitant look on her face, "But ...... But I've never worn a black ...... before It feels too exposed!"
She felt that what Chen Yang said was very reasonable, but she couldn't get over this hurdle in her heart!
"I have already said just now, women wear underwear to show their husbands, even if they are exposed, they are exposed to their husbands, what is there to be embarrassed about!"
The young woman couldn't help but nod and said, "It's really nothing to be embarrassed about, do you have any other suggestions?"
She was already convinced of Chen Yang in her heart, so she couldn't help but use honorifics!
"There is another suggestion, when this woman is old, her chest is easy to sag, so you must choose underwear!"
Chen Yang said, pointing to a set of black underwear on the left hand side and said, "Like this underwear is good, it can be used for maintenance and enrichment." Aesthetic effect!
The most important thing is that the black color of this lingerie represents sexy seduction, and if you wear black, it will arouse your husband's interest and make your married life more harmonious!"
The young woman immediately pointed to the black underwear and said to the clerk: "Pack this underwear for me, I'll wear D!"
The price of that set of underwear is about 20,000 yuan, and if this order can be made, the clerk can at least get a commission of more than 1,000 yuan.
Therefore, the clerk loaded a set of underwear for the young woman with very quick hands and feet, and the whole process did not take more than 20 seconds, which was extremely fast.