Chapter 112: Send One More Song
This time the netizens didn't blow up, because the netizens were all scared silly, I've seen someone who can write poetry, but I've never seen someone who can write so well, someone else writes a poem, you do the whole chrysanthemum spectrum, do you do such a thing?
"Damn, I'm going to be blind, this is too terrifying, you still don't let people live?"
"As a student of the Chinese Department, I want to say to Xu Xuan, you girl will die for me, without you being so faceless, you still don't let people live?"
"Scary, but, I don't understand..."
"My God, Xu Xuan is a stinky and shameless person, can you still play happily? Why don't you stay in the entertainment industry and run the literary circle to make trouble?"
"It's too scary to kick Xu Duan out of the literary circle!"
"Broken products, it must be high-quality!" Only Xu Duan's fans are so heartless to cheer for Xu Duan.
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Xiao Jie is really blindsided this time, Nima, I've never seen anything like this, I actually attracted such a big trick with a little white poem, I didn't play like this, twelve songs, Nima, that's twelve songs and seven laws, what the are you?
At this time, suddenly a literature professor bubbled, "Xu Xuan, you really scare me, you are too scary, a set of chrysanthemum spectrum from memory to planting to appreciation to remnant, each one is a masterpiece, you almost want to write chrysanthemum poems, especially "Yongdai", "Ask Ju", "Chrysanthemum Dream" three songs, it is the best of the best, even compared with the swan song of those ancient Yongdais, it is really scary!"
", Professor Wen, Taishan Beidou of Beijing University!"
Professor Wen's original name is Wen Xian, the chief visiting professor of the School of Literature of Beijing University, the absolute treasure of the town, the certification trademark can be higher than Xiao Jie and others, so far in this changed world, although martial arts writers are very popular and called writers, but there are really few literary workers who admit that martial arts belong to literary works, because martial arts has not yet developed its spiritual soul.
"Professor Wen said that the boutique is definitely the top boutique, and Xu Zhu is going against the sky!"
"It's already against the sky, and as far as I know, Professor Wen rarely praises people. β
Nima was born as a singer and made a talk show that ranked first in the local ratings in the same period in the capital, and a lawsuit abused Zhou Tiezui, who claimed to have never lost the lawsuit, and even the professor of Wen was blown up when he wrote a poem, you are too rebellious, right?"
"It's shameless!"
"Shameless +1!"
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The netizens were really frightened by Xu Xuan, this product is really a shameless attribute explosion, what to do is so shameless.
Xu Duan was embarrassed to see that someone praised him, after all, it was the credit of Lao Cao, and he used it to slap his face, really saying that literary cultivation is not much worse than that of a literature professor, so he hurriedly said politely: "Professor Wen praised it falsely, I just wrote it casually and played, but I dare not compare it with the ancients." β
"I'm not boasting, these poems of yours are definitely worthy of the best ancient style seven rules in modern times. Professor Wen Xian said.
This is Cao Xueqin's poem, Xu Xuan is not good at always pushing the honor for others, Lao Cao is not there for the time being, so he has to accept the honor for others first, "Professor Wen is too famous, I really dare not take it." β
The two of them had a polite meal, not to mention Xiao Jie, who was not a taste to watch, he came to step on Xu Xuan, how to make it seem like he was specially here to set off the other party, this is too cowardly, Xiao Jie can't stand it, he can't stand it seriously.
After Xu Duan finished his polite exchange with Professor Wen Xian, Professor Wen Xian also hid, Xiao Jie suddenly jumped out again, although he was arrogant, but he didn't have the courage to challenge the chief visiting professor of the School of Liberal Arts of Beijing University, he still came at Xu Duan, "The poem is good, but as I said, don't think that you can write two sour poems to criticize martial arts, you are not worthy!"
Oh, I'll go, Ya is really dead, I want to expose it? You are too naΓ―ve, Xu Duan saw that Xiao Jie was still not afraid of death and had to come over and step on him, and almost laughed, yes, buddy will write two sour poems, since you are not afraid of death, then buddy will let you die more ugly, and immediately without saying a word, I will put on a poem Xue Baochai's crab Fu.
Gui Ai Tongyin sat and lifted his feet, and Chang'an salivated and looked forward to Chongyang. There is no longitude and latitude on the road in front of you, and the spring and autumn sky is black and yellow.
The wine is not cleansed, and chrysanthemum is also used, and the sexual anti-accumulation cold ginger is fixed. What is the benefit of falling into the kettle today? Yuepu is empty and fragrant.
Xiao Jie's face turned green when he saw Xu Duan write another poem, he just wanted to uncover the matter lightly and not look too ugly, Xu Duan came to another poem in a few minutes, and when he saw what Xu Duan wrote, his face was so black that it exploded, this poem is ironic that he is used to engaging in conspiracy and trickery, and now it seems that it is like it was written specifically to slap Xiao Jie's face, and it is strange that his face is not black.
"Haha, scolding happily, Xiao Jie's face should be green now, right?"
"It's properly green, I guess he's not much different from the green-haired turtle now!"
"What do you mean? I don't understand..."
"The meaning of this poem is..."Immediately someone barabala, a meal of popular science.
"Haha, ridiculous, you really should scold you, isn't it quite arrogant when you come? and pointed to other people's noses and said let others compose poems, and now that people have finished doing it, they look like poems or something, and since you are not afraid of being slapped in the face, people are really not polite, haha!"
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"Writer Xiao, I wrote the question you came up with just now, don't you want to write a song now? Or are you also going to get a crab book to take a look?" Xu Duan slapped his face and never said that he only hit it once, isn't that cheap? This is the same as the old saying, if you are well, then you have to go.
As soon as Xu Duan spoke, his fans and netizens immediately followed suit.
"That's right, Writer Xiao has a crab book!"
"The crab is in order!"
"Come on, come on, I can't wait!"
"Crab Spectrum Crab Spectrum!"
"We have written twelve poems, Xiao is a great writer, how can we get the number of thirty-six a day!"
"Yes, yes, thirty-six songs, a proper one can't be missing!"
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Xiao Jie was about to cry when he saw netizens coaxing, Nima, don't take you like this, what kind of coaxing, and Nima Tiangang is thirty-six, six, your sister, I am six!
But Xiao Jie is different from Chu Jianguo, Zhao Liang and others, he will not turn his head and run away when he sees the situation is wrong, the dead duck is the one who says it, he would rather be slapped in the face than bow his head and admit defeat and pretend to be dead, "What's so great about being able to write poetry, I'm talking about martial arts, are you blind or deaf? Can't you read Chinese characters? Do you understand what martial arts mean?"
At this time, the netizens who watched the stubble of the two of them rose sharply, and when they saw Xiao Jie's completely shameless life and went back to make up for it, they all immediately coaxed.
"Hey Mom, this three views of mine are all collapsed!"
"I'll go for it, this is life to make up for it!"
Intuitively face the aura of the popular writer Xiao Jie's destruction of the three views. β
"The thickness of the scary face, this Nima is no one!"
"IQ is really a hard injury, and it is hopeless. β
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Xu Duan was amazed when he saw that this product was completely shameless, no wonder this product could succeed, and he had already deeply understood the three mysteries of success: shameless, insistent and shameless, how could this be?
"If you open your mouth and shut up about martial arts, you will say as if you can represent martial arts. Xu Duan thought about it and said, he could see that no matter how hard he slapped his face, it was useless, because Xiao Jie didn't plan to ask for face at all, he just had a hard mouth.
"At least I'm more qualified to represent martial arts than you, because I wrote martial arts. Xiao Jie said proudly.
"Don't mention the martial arts you wrote, you're going to commit embarrassment at a glance!" Xu asserted: "What is that thing you wrote, what is it called, the beginning is the same, the father is dead, the mother is dead, the whole family is dead, and then I accidentally worshipped the white-bearded old man and became powerful, saved the heroine and found that the two of them had a common enemy, and finally worked together to take revenge, the whole book is over, that is also called martial arts? β
Xiao Jie was almost smoked by Xu Duan's words, but don't say it, what Xu Duan said is the mainstream of today's martial arts industry, his family suffered a tragedy, revenge, this is the theme of martial arts, very monotonous, at most a little love suspense spice, far from the peak of martial arts in Xu Duan's previous life.
"This is martial arts!" Xiao Jie naturally couldn't admit defeat, and resolutely refused to admit that there was anything embarrassing about his works, because everyone has written like this for so many years, and he was well received after adding suspense themes on this basis, and he was also called the pioneer of martial arts reform, which is also a major reason why he looked at Xu Duan unpleasantly, he was called a pioneer of reform, Xu Duan was praised as a reformer who subverted martial arts, obviously overshadowed him, and he couldn't bear it decisively.
I'm Nima, my mouth is really hard, it seems that I have to let you know what is called real martial arts, Xu Duan looked at Xiao Jie and his mouth was still hard, shook his head and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is martial arts? It's really ridiculous, I read two new books two days ago, and I feel a thousand times better than your martial arts, and I took the time to do two CG, why don't you give a review?" Xu Duan originally planned to recommend it to his fans and let them support him, but now he bumped into Xiao Jie, a desperate guy, stalking him and hyping the popularity of onlookers so high, if he didn't take the opportunity to recommend it, he would be sorry for Xiao Jie's stalking.
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