Chapter 14: Rhubarb Goes into Trouble
Late at night.
Yang Xiaoqian was busy alchemy in the courtyard.
Those three-way and nine-stream information are deeply imprinted in his mind, and all kinds of methods, like a lifelong study, are extremely proficient.
Refining the Aphrodisiac Pill was simply a small kx for him.
It's a pity that he didn't have a special Dan furnace, so he could only use ordinary wood stoves and casseroles instead, and he drummed until dawn, and then he refined ten vermilion pills with a medicinal fragrance and the size of peas.
A normal aphrodisiac pill should be the size of a walnut, and if it is refined like this, it will basically be wasted, and the medicinal effect will definitely be greatly reduced.
Yang Xiaoqian frowned and looked at the ten pills in the casserole, and he had no bottom in his heart, such a pill was sold to guests, I don't know what the effect is?
After a busy night, I didn't even bother to soak in urine.
After he was done, he turned around and hurried to the thatched house, and came to take a dip.
When he came out, he saw a scene that almost blew him up!
Rhubarb wagged his tail, his two front paws were lying on the wood stove, and he was eating the pill in the casserole with relish!
The aphrodisiac pill was fragrant, and the rhubarb thought it was a delicious bean, so he was greedy for a while, and couldn't help but eat it secretly.
"Bastard, dead dog, I'll kill you!"
Yang Xiaoqian roared, rushed up, rode on it as usual and beat it with his fists.
Rhubarb screamed miserably, only then did he know that he had made a catastrophe, desperately trying to break free from his master, the dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, jumped directly over the wall, rushed out, and escaped without a trace with his tail between his legs.
"Ahh......h Ahh......h
When Xiao Mao saw this scene, he gloated and lifted his hooves.
Ten aphrodisiac pills have been eaten by rhubarb, if he comes out a little later, he may be served by this colored dog!
"Damn, Lao Tzu's elixir!"
Yang Xiaoqian looked up to the sky and screamed, feeling like he wanted to eat dog meat.
With a gloomy face, he put the remaining nine pills into a mineral water bottle and returned to the house with the bottle.
Brushed his teeth and washed, nibbled on a dry steamed bun with pickles, drank a scoop of water, and solved breakfast.
Then sit on the kang and take a short rest.
He looked at the elixir in the bottle of mineral water in his hand and fell into deep thought.
He planned to go to the city to sell the aphrodisiac pill today, but the pill was refined like this, and he didn't know how effective the medicine was, so he was very unsure how much he could sell for one.
"Why don't you sell it for a hundred dollars!"
Yang Xiaoqian hesitated for a moment and settled down.
Most of the medicinal materials for refining these aphrodisiac pills were picked by him on the mountain, and it didn't cost much money.
One hundred yuan, nine can be sold for nine hundred yuan, and you can make some money.
When you save enough money to buy a Dan furnace, you will be able to refine the perfect pill and sell it for a large price.
Yang Xiaoqian made a plan, got up and packed his things and prepared to go to Jiqing City.
Although there are many wealthy people in Zishan Town, it is still too far behind Jiqing City, the capital of Dongshan Province.
Going to Jiqing City to sell pills is much more likely than in the town.
This time I went to the city is not like going to the town, and I don't know how many days I can return, so I must be fully prepared.
He found a Nokia black-screen mobile phone left by his father, put it in his pocket, and found an earthy yellow canvas bag used when he went to school, put the bottle of elixir in it, and filled it with a few dried steamed buns and a bottle of water.
In the end, he wanted to find a few changes of summer clothes to put on, but found that his only shirt was draped on Li Fangfang yesterday.
Last night he had a big accident and ran away like a burning butt, and he didn't have time to get it back.
"Beast!"
Yang Xiaoqian remembered that last night he knocked Li Fangfang to the ground with a "stick", Rao is cultivation of the supreme magic skills, calm and comfortable, and couldn't help but blush, and looked at himself fiercely in his heart.
He looked down at his little brother's part and was startled, only to find that the pants that had been torn last night had not yet been sewn.
If you go out with your crotch exposed, you have to be caught as an exhibitionist!
He immediately found a needle and thread to sew the crotch firmly, and in order to prevent the younger brother from rebelling, he broke the crotch again, and sewed a thick canvas inside the crotch, so that he didn't have to worry about breaking it.
He gave the shirt to Li Fangfang, and now there is only a close-fitting vest left on his upper body, and he wants to go to her house to get it back, but he has caused such a big disaster, and he is embarrassed to go at all.
He picked up his canvas bag, walked out of the house, went to the yard and pushed the 28 bars, opened the gate, and was about to set off.
At this time, Li Fangfang was holding a neatly washed white shirt in her hand, and happened to come over to give him clothes.
The two bumped into each other, staring at each other with wide eyes.
Li Fangfang's chin is no longer in trouble, but it is still faintly red and swollen, and there is resentment and anger in her watery autumn eyes, as well as a touch of shyness.
"Fang...... Aunt Fang. ”
Yang Xiaoqian had the urge to ride on the 28 bar and escape, but he couldn't never see Li Fangfang for the rest of his life, and he had to face it if he got into trouble.
Yang ...... Yang Xiaoqian, give ...... Give you clothes!"
Contrary to Yang Xiaoqian's expectations, Li Fangfang did not beat and scold him, her pretty face was red, and she didn't dare to look at his eyes, so she gave him her clothes.
When she came, she originally planned to teach this little rascal a good lesson, this little rascal is so not a thing, this actually swollen her jaw with that disgusting thing!
It's just so lawless!
But as soon as she got close to Yang Xiaoqian and smelled the good-smelling male masculinity on his body, her uncompetitive heart rippled, and her mind began to think crankily again.
"This kid is not a human at all, is that thing still fleshy? It's just an iron rod! Although my dead ghost man's name is Yang Tieba, he also looks like meat!"
"In the future, if anyone becomes this kid's woman, he won't be tossed to death!"
"However, the feeling of being tossed by him must be exciting!"
"Phew! Li Fangfang, are you paralyzed and want to be crazy about men? You should really go to shit! You're not just a slut, you're simply a pervert!"
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Li Fangfang's brain opened up, and she began to imagine wildly again.
"Yang Xiaoqian, you have to give me an explanation today! Just now your lustful dog exploded my family's Wangcai (Mu Dog)! My Wangcai can't get up now! What do you say!"
Just when Yang Xiaoqian and Li Fangfang were facing each other awkwardly at the door of their homes, Yang Dazhui, a carpenter in the village, suddenly appeared, pointed at Yang Xiaoqian and yelled.
"Is there such a thing? Uncle Sledgehammer, don't worry, take your time, what's going on?"
Yang Xiaoqian was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at a black-faced man in his fifties with a stubble on his face, and said calmly.
"His grandmother's, your dog is really a stick, he ran into my house early in the morning and blew up my fortune alive......"
Yang Da Hammer was short-tempered and loudly told Yang Xiaoqian what had happened when he quarreled.
"Yang Xiaoqian, where is your lustful dog! Hand it over! The old lady has to kill it! I actually exploded my family's big flower (mudog) ......"
Yang Da Hammer was indignant and told about Rhubarb's crime, and a chubby middle-aged woman with a rolling pin came to Yang Xiaoqian to ask for the crime.
"Oh, Rhubarb, you're doing such a thing! It's too much!"
Yang Xiaoqian was taken aback.
"Yang Xiaoqian, hurry up and hand over your perverted dog! I'm going to kill it! Damn, it just exploded my family's (mu-dog)......"
A young man in his twenties, with a pimple-ridden face, rode a bicycle and held an iron bar, and killed him with a hideous face.
"Yang Xiaoqian, hand over your lustful dog! Lao Tzu is going to castrate it......"
"Yang Xiaoqian, do you know what your perverted dog has done......
"Yang Xiaoqian, I'm going to kill your lustful dog......"
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One after another, villagers came to Yang Xiaoqian to ask for guilt, and it seems that anyone who has a dog in the entire Yangjiagou will not be able to escape the poisonous hand of Rhubarb.
However, since Yang Xiaoqian showed the means of exorcising ghosts and saving people that day, the villagers looked at him differently, although they came to Xingshi to ask for the guilt this time, but only against Rhubarb, and no one insulted Yang Xiaoqian.
If in the past, Rhubarb had caused such a catastrophe, the scolding of the villagers would not have drowned Yang Xiaoqian!
"Fog grass! Rhubarb, you really have a kind!"
Yang Xiaoqian's face changed wildly, he couldn't calm down anymore, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Poof...... Poof...... Poof......"
Li Fangfang on the side looked at this scene, her autumn eyes widened, her red lips were wide open, she was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst out laughing one after another, laughing so much that the flowers and branches swayed.
Sure enough, what kind of owner raises what kind of beast!
Rhubarb actually exposed so many in one breath, just like its owner Yang Xiaoqian, that thing is iron!
Yang Xiaoqian was about to be angry with rhubarb, and he really had the urge to eat dog meat!
However, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he was pleasantly surprised in an instant!
Rhubarb is indeed a well-known perverted dog, but it is still measured, and would rather hold a thermos than do that out-of-the-ordinary thing.
Today's abnormal sex sales are the result of stealing that aphrodisiac pill!
The aphrodisiac pills were not very well refined, and Yang Xiaoqian was not sure how effective they were, but now Rhubarb proved it for him.
The efficacy of the drug is very good!
"Hehe, a hundred yuan aphrodisiac pill is too cheap! Lao Tzu wants to sell it for a thousand yuan!"
Yang Xiaoqian was full of confidence in the nine discarded aphrodisiac pills.
"Fellow villagers, I have something to go to the city, and I will give you a satisfactory explanation when I come back!"
"Aunt Fangfang, entertain me!"
Yang Xiaoqian left the mess to Li Fangfang, rode on the 28 bars, and ran away as if flying.