933, the two brothers and sisters of the Tang family are fighting!
The program team arranged a few women with long hair, and asked a few dads and brothers to coil each other's hair, and whoever had the best hair would give priority to choosing the house.
Although Tang Shuang often combs Candy'er's hair, after all, the time is short, and the other guests all have wives, and their experience will not be less than him.
Sure enough, at the start of the race, he fell behind and ended up in fourth place, exceeding expectations.
The first is Xia Dashan, this foreigner is extremely sophisticated, according to him, the family often combs his daughter's hair, and he often combs his wife Wen Pinru's hair.
There are photos of the house on the room card, but the sketch is not very good or bad, so in fact, it is basically still relying on Meng.
Miss Xiao Qiao chose room 1, and last time Candy chose room 1, it was a big house, so she naively thought that room 1 was a good house. Her father reminds her that this house is not necessarily good, but the little girl optimistically says that this is the house where the little princess lives.
Candy picked room 3.
After choosing all the houses, go back to their respective homes. Tang Shuang led the candy to find the house, and it turned out to be a wooden house for winemaking!
Large vats fill the first floor of the wooden building.
Candy was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly ran to a large wine tank, wanting to look inside, but the wine tank was sealed and nothing could be seen, but the villain still did not give up, lying on the side of the wine tank and sniffing like a little mouse, and then swayed intoxicatedly, turned around, hugged Tang Shuang's legs, and muttered: "Xiaoshuang ~ Xiaoshuang ~ Save my little life, Candy is drunk ~ I want to dream." ”
"Smell two mouthfuls and get drunk?"
"I smelled it a few times, I'm drunk, the Lun family doesn't go to play games, and the Lun family wants to sleep. ”
Tang Shuang unceremoniously picked her up, paused on the ground again, and immediately straightened up the "drunk" candy, but the little sister was a little unhappy, she really didn't treat the little sister as a human being!
"Woo-woo - ate you. ”
Immediately, he didn't eat people, but gave a punch with a small fist.
Tang Shuang said funny: "Go, go, go back to the room, we have to find the task card." ”
Candy Candy muttered and spread her hands, probably pretending to be drunk and there would be sequelae, the little guy stumbled, almost didn't fall, and only stabilized his body when he lay on the wine tank.
The little guy almost fell into the tank, his little feet lifted off the ground, struggled a few times, and shouted for help in horror. Tang Shuang's eyes were quick and he took her out.
"Are you alright? Tang Shuang asked with concern.
Candy Candy was frightened, pinched her nose and said, "It stinks, Xiaoshuang, you smell it, it's not wine in the wine tank, it's, there are bad guys pooping in the wine tank!
Tang Shuang: -_-||
Tang Shuang explained to Candy that it was not, it was fermentation, and fermentation was a process of winemaking.
Candy Er saw it, and never expected that the fragrant wine was made of such a stinky stinky thing, but she still wanted to drink it.
Tang Shuangxin wanted to watch this guy, otherwise don't really let her drink.
Their room was on the second floor, a wooden attic with a balcony, and outside the balcony was a plantation, planted with plantain trees, and the sun was shining, and the lush plantain leaves reached into the house, as if it had rained not long ago, and the leaves were verdant, shimmering with a moist sheen, full of life.
"Wow - we live in the forest. Candy hurriedly leaned on the fence and looked at the plantain tree outside, with plantains on it.
She pointed to a clump of cyan bananas and said to Tang Shuang, "Brother, bananas, you Barra!"
Tang Shuang thought that this little guy was scolding him, so he endured it. Following the gesture of the villain, I saw not only the plantain, but also a roll of paper tied to the banana leaf: "Huh, there is a task card here, and the program team's ability to hide things is getting worse and worse, haha." ”
"What is it?" Candy Candy watched curiously as Tang Shuang untied the task card and unfolded the roll paper. "Can we sleep?"
"Are you sleepy?"
"Well, I drank too much candy. ”
"Then I'll smell if you smell alcohol. ”
"Aha, don't, ah, don't, Xiaoshuang, my brother spared my life~Ah-run~"
Candy ran wildly, Da Lin, who was carrying the camera, hesitated, decisively left Tang Shuang, and chased after Candy.
Tang Shuang's shot can be without, Tang Tang's shot must have.
It didn't take long for Candy Er to come back after Xiaofu's persuasion and Tang Shuang's promise not to tickle her again.
According to the requirements on the mission card, the two changed into white local clothes, which looked refreshing.
"Let's go, let's meet at Bayeux Academy. ”
Candy asked Tang Shuang to lead her downstairs, muttering that she didn't want to go to school.
Tang Shuang explained to her: "Bayeux Academy is not a school, but a temple. ”
Candy was even more shocked: "You, you want the Lun family to be a monk???"
When a monk can't eat meat and drink wine, what is the meaning of life, there is a lot of wine at home just now, and it is not a waste if you don't drink it?
The little man was led away by Tang Shuang, unable to escape, and said excitedly: "Does Mom know? Does Dad agree? Won't my sister be angry? Candy Candy doesn't want to be a monk, Xiaoshuang, can you let me go? If Candy Candy becomes a monk, Xiaoshuang also wants to be a monk, you are the elder brother, you have to be a ...... first"
Tang Shuang said helplessly: "It's not a monk, how can you think so much, don't get excited, we just go there to have fun, and we can go home soon." ”
"Oh, really, why didn't you say it earlier, the Lun family said that they are thirsty, the weather is really hot, the sun is a ball, and he knows that he has come out again...... "The villain Balabala."
The camera behind him shook three times, and it was Dalin who was holding back a smile.
Tang Shuang: "Be careful when you speak, don't swear! Otherwise, you will be punished for copying." ”
Candy immediately covered her little mouth, laughed embarrassedly, and thought in her heart, hum, laughing a ball is also learning from you, and said that the Lun family copied the words, why don't you copy the words first, you will be bullied if you are small.
Suddenly, an angry rooster crow caught the attention of the two.
There were two roosters fighting in the grass on the side of the road, and the fight was fierce.
Tang Shuang and Candy involuntarily stopped to look at the cockfight,
"Look! There's chickens fighting! It's so fierce, are they going to die? ”
"Call brother!"
"Oh, there's a brother fighting. ”
Where's my 50-meter blood trough broadsword????
Da Lin behind him couldn't hold back anymore and laughed out loud, but seeing that Tang Shuang's face was very bad, he hurriedly held back, like constipation.
Pia~
"Ouch~ Why are you fighting Lun's family. Candy was extremely dissatisfied with her little ass.
Tang Shuang said with an unkind face, "What did you just say?"
Candy's eyes flickered, and she said flatteringly: "Ho ho ho ~ brother, I'm sorry, it was you who called the Lun family brother, and the Lun family still thinks it's strange." ”
Is that my fault?
A good man doesn't fight with a woman, and a good brother doesn't fight with his sister.
If you are not in front of the camera, you can still fight.
Tang Shuang endured.
Dalin was filming the two of them, and another cameraman came and put the camera on the ground and pointed it at the two wrestling roosters.
The two chickens had no idea that they had attracted so much attention, and that they were being filmed and probably going to be on TV.
Although they are unaware of the significance of this moment, their ancestors may have informed them, and they risked their lives to fight and win, showing their heroic gesture to mankind all over the world.
Candy was excited to watch it, and gave them a soundtrack: "Brother big, brother fights, brother beats brother big~"
Tang Shuang smiled: "Little fool, this is a rooster, the rooster doesn't call it like that." ”
Candy fell on deaf ears, and beat his brother hard.
Tang Shuang didn't care at first, she just thought that this little person was learning to crow, but when she saw that she was screaming more and more, she peeked at him from time to time, and immediately felt that something was wrong, and then thought about it, uh-huh~mmmm......mm
Not to be outdone, Tang Shuang also said: "Sister beats, sister beats, sister beats sister......"
When Candy heard it, it was discovered! But it can't be coaxed, you have to learn from these two chickens, you have to fight, you have to fight back, and the cry of "brother beats brother" is even happier.
Vows to fight Frost to the end.
The other groups of dad Mengwa who had gathered in Baye Academy waited for Tang Shuang and Tang Tang to come for a long time, and after Cao Kai learned about the situation from the staff, he said with a smile: "Tang Shuang and Tang Tang are watching cockfighting, I forgot, and now they are rushing over." ”
He thought to himself that this brother-sister cockfight is likely to become an Internet hit again.