Chapter 34: Pretending to be a Divine Comedy (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
Seeing this momentum, Shen Bing was a little scared, tugged at the corner of Wang Hao's clothes, and said tremblingly: "Uncle, let's go back!"
Wang Hao grinned at Shen Bing and said, "It's okay, Nie Xiaoxiao is so arrogant, I went to take her in, I can't let her be a disaster to the world anymore!"
Hearing that Wang Hao was still in the mood to joke at this time, Shen Bing barely squeezed out a smile. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Uncle, can we not be so funny? They have more than 20 people?"
Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "More than 20 people are considered a hair, although tens of millions of people are gone." Beauty, you wait, I'm going to take this group of demons!"
After speaking, he walked towards Nie Xiaoxiao and them in a majestic manner.
At this time, Nie Xiaoxiao and the others also saw Wang Hao and Shen Bing.
"Brother Wolf, they beat me!"
The person known as Brother Wolf wears a red body, a tattoo of a green dragon on his left shoulder, a white tiger on his right shoulder, and a wild wolf head in the middle, with eight-pack abdominal muscles trembling and trembling, which looks very capable of bluffing.
Brother Wolf glanced at Wang Hao with disdain, and said fiercely: "Brother, do you know what you did wrong?"
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and replied casually: "I know, I shouldn't give birth to you, an unfilial descendant!"
Hearing Wang Hao's words, Brother Wolf was furious, grabbed a gold-plated steel pipe, and gritted his teeth and said, "You kid is looking for death!"
Seeing that the other party was about to make a move, Wang Hao hurriedly took a step back, made a gesture of pause, and shouted: "Wait, wait for a while!"
Seeing that Wang Hao suddenly shouted to stop, Brother Wolf smiled, Nie Xiaoxiao smiled, and the group of little brothers also laughed.
"You kid, if you're cowardly. Quickly kneel down, kowtow to grandpa three times, and take out 100,000 yuan in compensation!"
When he said this, Brother Wolf stretched out his hand and pointed at Shen Bing behind Wang Hao again, and said, "That's your girlfriend, it's very beautiful, let her stay and stay with me for a night!"
Hearing Brother Wolf's words, Shen Bing was startled, and pulled the corner of Wang Hao's clothes out of instinct.
Wang Hao smiled disapprovingly and said, "Don't be afraid, everything is with me, and it will be fine!"
Although Shen Bing was very scared in his heart. When he saw Wang Hao's confident and bright eyes, his frightened heart eased a little, and he barely squeezed out a smile.
Wang Hao also smiled at her and asked, "Beauty, don't you know how to sing?"
Shen Bing's clear eyes blinked in the air, and he asked with some confusion: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Wang Hao pinched his chin and thought for a while, and responded: "That's it, beauty, you sing a song to help the fun." If you want that kind of imposing song, it's like Prince Yan Dan, who sent Jing Ke into Qin on the bank of Yishui. The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!"
"Forehead ......" Shen Bing felt that there were rows of crows flying above his head, did this uncle have a funny brain, it was all at this time, and he was still in the mood to listen to the song.
However, since Wang Hao has already spoken, it is not easy for her to sweep the other party's face. I saw her clear eyes, flashed back and forth twice, and asked, "Uncle, is it okay for "Yi Shui Xiao Xiao" in Qin Shi Mingyue?"
Wang Hao nodded and responded, "Yes, let's do it!"
Brother Wolf saw that Wang Hao ignored him at all, and his anger immediately surged into his heart, waving a gold-plated steel pipe, pointing at Wang Hao and scolding: "Scolding the next door, didn't you hear what Lao Tzu said just now?"
Wang Hao still didn't answer, but looked around.
Suddenly!
As if he had found gold, he walked to the corner and picked up a brick covered in sludge.
Seeing that Wang Hao picked up a brick like a nervous person, Brother Wolf suddenly laughed loudly: "Are you a stupid fork, you think you can ...... if you take a brick?"
"Bang dang!"
Before he could finish his words, the brick flew through the air, impartially, and hit Brother Wolf's forehead.
Suddenly, Brother Wolf only felt that his eyes were full of Venus, and the world was turned upside down. As if drunk, his body shook back and forth twice, and then he fell to the ground.
Seeing this sudden scene, everyone present was stunned.
Brother Wolf, who had been hit with a brick, sat up suddenly, and roared like a pig: "Give it to me, kill him stupid fork!"
With Brother Wolf's shout, the twenty or so little brothers all raised the guys in their hands and pounced on Wang Hao.
Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders disapprelicly, glanced sideways at the frightened Shen Bing, and said, "Beauty, start singing!"
"Oh, good!" Shen Bing responded slightly, and began to sing "Yi Shui Xiao Xiao".
In the twilight and snowy season, the falling dance is full of whirlwind
The remnants of the abyss wept, who said in front of the hero's mound
As soon as Shen Bing sang four sentences, there were already seven minions, lying on the ground crying and calling their fathers and mothers.
Seeing this scene, she smiled heartily and continued to sing.
After the passing years, the water cold roars alone and the moon is full
The sky is lonely, how can there be a green shirt, holding a sword and splitting the world
……
After singing the second beat, more than 20 little brothers and minions had already fallen to the ground, ghosts crying wolves, one after another.
Brother Wolf was furious, like an angry beast, brandishing a gold-plated steel pipe and smashing it towards Wang Hao's head.
Shen Bing was startled, and just wanted to remind Wang Hao to be careful.
But before the words could be spoken, Wang Hao shouted at her: "Don't stop, continue!"
Shen Bing nodded vigorously and continued to sing.
In that month, the double shadow outside the pavilion was oblique and the king saw
The air runs through the rainbow and is proud of the sky
When she sang "Qi through Changhong and the sky", she only heard a crisp cracking sound of "click". The gold-plated steel pipe has been directly broken by Wang Hao like folding firewood.
Brother Wolf had lost the arrogance he had just now, his face turned pale with fright, and he retreated in defeat after defeat.
Seeing this scene, the corners of Shen Bing's mouth rose slightly, and an indifferent smile appeared, and the pear vortex swirled lightly.
The sword of hatred is still hanging in the bleak night
……
The dance finale is scattered and sinks to the water's edge
At the end of the song, Brother Wolf was already covered in blood, lying on the ground humming and chirping. The twenty or so younger brothers were even more frightened, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
Nie Xiaoxiao, who was invincible, was already sitting on the ground in fright at this time, and there was still a puddle of water stains on the ground, obviously scared to pee.
Wang Hao clapped his hands and walked towards Nie Xiaoxiao.
Nie Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she trembled, and said hesitantly: "You, you, what do you want to do, my brother is Nie Dabao, the first brother in the XC district, if you dare to touch me, he will definitely not let you go." ”
"Grass, I'm so scared of pee, and you're still pretending to be in front of me!"
After speaking, Wang Hao raised his palm and wanted to slap her.
However, when the palm of his hand was raised in the air, he put it down again: "Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't beat women!"
"You girl is not obedient at all, I won't tell you today, if you know your mistakes, you can change them, you are still a good. Why don't you listen? Why don't you listen to it? Can you still hold your black fungus?"
"By the way, your brother is Nie Dabao, the first brother in the XC district, right? Let's go, take me to see him, just ask him, how did you educate your sister and raise you to this virtue?" (To be continued.) )