(I'm sorry bosses, I'm worried about everyone.) In fact, he is still dizzy now, Lao Yang found a problem, Lao Yang can stop writing, but go to set up a stall, and the stall reads 'fortune telling, pointing to the maze'. Write pseudo animal protection, a few days later, WeChat reported; write offshore current, CCTV reported; write A San incident was solved nine months ago, and hit again, Lao Yang changed his name, please call me Yang Banxian in the future)

"Boss, you didn't take a fierce son with you this time to the United States, aren't you afraid that he will know about the trouble?" At the airport, Geng Le and others came to see off Xiao Peng, this time Xiao Peng went to the United States, but it was different from last time, this time Xiao Peng still went by himself.

Xiao Peng turned off his mobile phone and handed it to Geng Le: "It's okay, Mengzi is having a lot of fun in Sanya now, you can seal your mouth, don't let him know." You didn't look at the last time I went to the United States, how nervous he was. There's nothing to do with him. ”

Geng Le shrugged: "He also cares about you." Boss, you don't bring your phone this time?"

Xiao Peng said: "If you don't bring it, it's not a good thing for people to stare at it anytime and anywhere." During my absence, you will remember one word: Whoever provokes us will be scolded. You don't have to do anything during this time, just take care of the boat. The people on the island can also rest and rest in batches, you can do this thing, I will be back in a few days, and I will call you again. ”

"Mengzi is going to call me and ask you what to do?"

"Just tell him I'm going to catch Zhao Jingbo and let him have fun. Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I boarded the plane." ”

Geng Le nodded: "Boss, don't worry, I can't have an accident in Qianliyan." ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "It's okay to have an accident now, do you believe it? There are people on this plane who are staring at me." There must be a bunch of people staring at Qianliyan now, on the one hand, they are afraid that I will leave, and on the other hand, they are afraid that something will happen to the island again. ”

Geng Le asked, "Boss, are you really going to leave Huaxia?"

Xiao Peng shrugged and smiled: "Who knows." Alright, I'll talk about that when I get back. ”

After Xiao Peng said goodbye to Geng Le, he flew to the United States again.

Xiao Peng found that he was a failure, because he didn't want to move the people when he went to the United States this time, after all, he was going to do bad things, so he didn't use the Centurion card to book air tickets, but through ordinary means, and finally had to choose the economy class of United Airlines. Along the way, some cried.

It is definitely not for nothing that United Airlines has been occupying the top 10 list of the world's worst airlines all year round.

Xiao Peng almost scolded the street at the boarding gate, a middle-aged Chinese flight attendant called a nonsense, just after the registration was notified in Huaxia, when checking the passport, he spoke English to an old man with a Chinese passport, people couldn't understand it, she repeated it over and over again, I don't know where the sense of superiority came from, so difficult for the old man.

In the end, it was Xiao Peng who helped the old man act as a translator and solved the problem. For this reason, the flight attendant has gained a white eye.

Xiao Peng didn't care about this, got on the plane, took out the eye mask from his luggage, and prepared to sleep all the way to the United States.

In Huaxia Airlines, as long as you don't take the most bizarre Huaxia United Airlines, you can basically still enjoy the service of a flight attendant, and when you take a plane of United Airlines, you basically don't expect any intimate service.

Do you want to have a glamorous encounter with a beautiful flight attendant? That's because you've watched too many American movies. The reality is that because of the length of service and seniority, the flight attendants of the United States will choose experienced flight attendants to fly transoceanic routes, and basically all the flight attendants of the United States are middle-aged aunts and uncles.

And as for the home-away-from-home service? In the United States, the trade union is the real master, and as long as the company does not go bankrupt, these crew members will toss at will. And the service of United Airlines has been dissatisfied and criticized by people. The customer service hotline of United Airlines does not have a hotline to rate customer service at all, and it is also the only airline that cannot call to complain, and can only fill out forms online.

The scandals that have erupted in United Airlines over the years have been one after another, such as the removal of autistic people and their families from the plane, the ban on three girls in leggings, the demand for an Asian mother to give up her son to a standby passenger, such as animal cruelty: in 2015, 35 animals died during air transport in the United States, 14 of which died on United Airlines flights, and the most famous beating of an Asian doctor.

There was a time when the Huaxia circle of friends was swiped by a video. It is said that a Chinese doctor in the United States, when taking the plane of the United States, because the four crew members of the airline need to take the flight, the plane is overcrowded, and there are no passengers who volunteer to take the initiative, the airport security forcibly pulled an Asian passenger off the seat and took off the plane directly, and the Asian was beaten with blood on his face.

This is also different from the United States and Huaxia, because people often refund tickets, so when the United States sells air tickets, it will sell a few more tickets to prevent losses. But if no one refunds the ticket, it will be dumbfounded. And so happened this beating of Asian.

Although the Asian is not actually Chinese, but Vietnamese, the airline that beat people is indeed United Airlines. All in all, this is a huge wayward airline, if you go to the United States, choose United Airlines, then you must have a big heart.

A small detail can show how capricious this airline is: the light and shade control in the cabin is exactly according to the time zone of Los Angeles, and what is it like to have breakfast when the sun sets?

This is called hegemony, although the whole United States is an aviation power, but there are only six airlines, the stock god Warren Buffett holds shares in four of the airlines, with a market share of 70%, and there is another problem, that is, regional monopoly, if the passenger chooses to abandon United Airlines, he will soon find that he can't buy a ticket, and in the end he still has to choose United Airlines, which is why United Airlines has no service.

Of course, don't think that such a wonderful airline is only available in the United States, there is an even more strange company in Huaxia, that is, the legendary Huaxia United Airlines.

Huaxia United Airlines is a wholly-owned subsidiary of China Eastern Airlines, positioned as a low-cost airline, the routes are mainly between small and medium-sized cities, cheap air tickets, and long-term entrenched in the dual-use Nanyuan Airport more than ten kilometers away from the city of Kyoto.

This is a company that can have three safety accidents in two consecutive months, and it is also a company that can cancel flights at any time, you know, Huaxia United Airlines tickets cannot be changed, if the flight is canceled, passengers can only buy tickets for other airlines or change to other means of transportation.

Moreover, the ticket of Huaxia United Airlines is cheap, and the rest of the various charges are called a strange one. For example, the weight and quantity of baggage that each airline can carry are different, but Huaxia United Airlines' baggage is definitely the strictest. If you go to the boarding gate to buy checked luggage, the price can scare you: five kilograms of checked luggage, that's 200 yuan!

If someone has been to Nanyuan Airport to see, it is even more eye-opening, knowing the airport, not knowing that it is a long-distance bus station, third-rate construction, super first-class prices. Fifteen yuan for a bottle of mineral water, forty yuan for beef noodles a night! Don't eat? Hungry! Anyway, there are no free drinks or meals on the plane, and there is no boiled water!

Of course, China United Airlines also has its advantages, for example, he is very friendly to smokers, I will tell him that everyone can run to the bathroom to smoke?

Uh, isn't it so weird to call United Airlines?

Xiao Peng slept in Los Angeles, and it was already dark when he arrived. Ah Can has been waiting here for a long time, and when he saw Xiao Peng, Ah Can waved his hand and greeted: "Boss Xiao, here!"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Hey, Ah Can, I still want you to pick me up so late, thank you." ”

Ah Can smiled: "With a little effort, this is my home field, of course, I will do the friendship of the landlord." Let's go eat first, I've already booked a restaurant. ”

Xiao Peng asked, "Hey, how do you know I'm hungry?"

Ah Chan laughed: "It's very simple, because United Airlines doesn't provide dinner at all, the last time we came back from Huaxia, we took the United Airlines plane, and I was so hungry when I came back last time." Let's go, the car has been waiting outside for a long time. ”

Xiao Peng followed Ah Can's car to a place called Fuzhou Hotel in Chinatown, where Jackie Chan is said to have made movies, and the red-roofed two-story building has a very strong feeling of the seventies and eighties. Ah Can took Xiao Peng to a private room on the second floor, opened the door, and there was an old man sitting inside, and two bodyguards stood behind him.

"Elder Ding, why are you here?" Xiao Peng asked.

It was none other than Ding Lao, the leader of the Green Gang.

Ding Lao smiled and said, "Xiao Xiaoyou, please take a seat, I came here to apologize to you." ”

"Apologize?" Xiao Peng was puzzled, "Why did Ding Lao say this?"

Ding Lao motioned for Xiao Peng to sit down first, and then said, "Regarding that Zhao Jingbo, there is something new. ”

"Elder Ding, please speak. "After all, Xiao Peng came to the United States to need the Qing Gang to help, and Xiao Peng naturally spoke very politely.

Ding Lao motioned to pour tea for Xiao Peng, and said apologetically: "Xiao Xiaoyou, Zhao Jingbo is still very cunning, although he is now living in the United States, he has registered an offshore company and purchased real estate in the UK. Transferred assets to the UK. And he went to Las Vegas this time, and he was also very cautious and hired Blackwater's security personnel. It's really hard for us to start. ”

Xiao Peng's brows furrowed after hearing this, and after taking a sip of tea and thinking about it for a while, Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "Old Ding, it's really hard for you, this is the meaning of domestic, right?"

Ding Lao was stunned when he heard this: "Xiao Xiaoyou, why do you say this?"

Xiao Peng looked at Ding Lao's bodyguard and said, "If I guessed correctly, these two brothers behind you shouldn't be your bodyguards, they should be from China, right?"

Everyone was stunned when they heard Xiao Peng's words.

After a while, Ding Lao asked, "Xiao Xiaoyou, how do you know?"