Chapter 16: Nitpicking
"Because the eyes of the masses are bright!" Xu Duan joked, you are old and don't cultivate, don't think that if you are a guest, I will let you go.
Well, Jin Yiyi originally wanted to tease Xu Xuan, but he didn't expect to be teased by Xu Xuan, he was not very good at words, and he suddenly didn't know how to answer.
Zhao Lan'er was destroyed by Xu Duan as soon as she saw that Jin Group went up, and immediately picked up Xu Duan to fight again, and muttered in her heart: Boy, you are very fat, dare to tease the guests, see how I clean you up, "Which table are you singing this song to today?"
This question may be a problem for others, but it is not a problem at all for Xu Duan, because he does not have any table mates, "There is no one at the same table, I only have one tablemate." ”
"What does it mean to have only one tablemate? Does it mean all the tablemates? What do I ask you to sing to today? Long hair is not something that everyone has, right?" Zhao Lan'er smiled a little mischievously, and had to break the casserole to ask to the end.
"I only have one tablemate, which means that from elementary school to high school, I only have one tablemate named Lin Yinger. "Where would Xu Duan be afraid of Zhao Lan'er's problem.
"From elementary school to high school!" Zhao Liang was surprised.
"Always at the same table!" Jin Qun glared, this is also a coincidence!
"Well, I'm blind for this trouble. Zhao Lan'er was quite honest, and she didn't hide it at all that she was deliberately teasing Xu Xuan.
"Is she here today?" Jin Shao interjected.
"Nope. Xu Duan shook his head with a slightly gloomy look, in fact, he especially hoped that Lin Yinger could come to the scene, but unfortunately Lin Yinger kept telling him to work overtime.
"Then if I tell you that our program team invited her, do you have anything you want to say to her?" Jin Shaoxiao asked.
"Can't you? She told me she wouldn't be able to come to work today. Xu Duan looked at Jin Shao suspiciously.
"Let's have Lin Ying'er, the only tablemate of the contestants, make a grand appearance!" Jin Shao shouted.
The audience immediately screamed and applauded and whistled when they heard this, and they also wanted to see what Xu Duan's so-called only table mate looked like, and he could actually make Xu Duan write such a moving song.
"Really, did you really invite her?" Xu Duan's eyes kept searching the scene, hoping to see the familiar figure.
"Well, just kidding, I hope you don't mind. Jin Shao said with a grin.
Xu Duan looked depressed, and the disappointment was written on his face, he thought that Jin Shao had really invited Lin Ying'er.
"I want to ask, you are so close to her, didn't you get together in the end?" Jin Shao asked the question that the audience was very interested in at the moment.
"How is it possible, it is more than ten years of torture, if you want you, you dare to ask for it? What are you kidding!" Xu Duan took advantage of Lin Yinger's absence, it was very addictive, and it was so pleasant to say whatever she wanted, especially when she thought of Lin Yinger's gritted teeth when she watched the show in the future, she felt refreshed.
Wow!
Xu Duan didn't know that there was a pretty figure tiptoeing over behind him at this moment, so he was very confused by the audience's sudden boiling applause, I don't know what's going on, it seems that what I didn't say is very classic, is the audience's G-spot so low?
"What did you just say?" Lin Ying'er grinded her teeth.
Xu Duan suddenly heard a familiar voice from behind him, and suddenly his eyes were like bull's eyes, and his body turned back slowly with a stiff body, and he saw Lin Ying'er with an unhappy face.
"Queen, I was wrong, don't slap your face!" Xu Duan suddenly squatted on the ground with his head in his hands!
Burst!
Seeing Xu Duan's reaction at the scene, he immediately laughed, and even the guests were lying on the table with laughter for a long time, and Zhao Laner pointed to Xu Duan's laughter for a long time and couldn't speak.
"Virtue, don't hurry up yet!" Lin Ying'er rolled her eyes angrily.
Xu Duan really didn't know, in fact, when he handed the song list to the program team on Wednesday, the program team had already contacted Lin Yinger and was ready to invite her over, because this song "You at the Same Table" was simply too classic in the eyes of the program team, and then learned about the experience of the two of them at the same table for more than ten years, and suddenly the program team felt that they had picked up a treasure, and this gimmick would definitely become the explosive point of the program.
"Don't you say you can't come, I despise you if you don't talk!" Xu Duan stood up and said.
"Hey, there are more people who despise me, how old are you!" Lin Ying'er looked very disdainful.
Burst!
The audience was immediately provoked by the conversation between the two again.
Jin Shao is very depressed at the moment, the person was invited by him, but this person was invited, but what is the matter with his sense of existence that seems to have disappeared? You two don't cover me up with the aura of the protagonist, okay? I'm the host!
"Together!" I don't know which audience member screamed blindly.
Suddenly, countless spectators shouted, "Together, together!"
"Xu Xuan, you see that the audience is so enthusiastic, why don't you hurry up and seize the opportunity?" Jin Shao seized the opportunity to quickly brush up on his sense of existence, and if he didn't brush Jin Shao, he doubted that the audience would treat him as if he didn't exist, because these two goods really have their own protagonist halo.
"Don't make a fuss, I don't like it!" Xu asserted.
"Hey, it's as if I like you!" Lin Ying'er raised her smooth chin with disdain.
Burst!
There was another burst of laughter at the scene, these two people were so funny!
"Hey, Xu Xuan, do you know what we're doing here?" Zhao Lan'er smiled and picked up the microphone and shouted Xu Xuan.
"Reviews, votes. "Xu Xuan's words are like gold.
"Do you know what we do?" Zhao Lan'er asked.
"Analyze the singing level of the contestants for the audience and vote for them. Xu Duan wondered why Zhao Lan'er asked this, isn't this something that everyone knows?
"You know everything, then you should also know that we are in control of the fate of your game?" Zhao Lan'er said with a grin.
"Yes. Xu Duan had a bad premonition in his heart, this Zhao Lan'er had a bunch of bad ideas just now, and he might come up with something at this time.
"Then I'll give you a chance, you two are together, and we'll vote for you to say good things. Zhao Lan'er blinked with a cunning expression.
Hey, play tricks with me, you won't be able to cry every minute!" Xu Xuanyan rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "Thank you, we are together." ”
"Huh?" Lin Ying'er was a little confused by Xu Xuan's sudden words.
Xu Duan looked at Lin Ying'er's circled appearance, picked up the microphone and whispered in Lin Ying'er's ear: "Let's break up after they finish voting." But although it was a small voice, it was enough for everyone in the scene to hear.
Lin Ying'er immediately understood what Xu Duan meant, and nodded very seriously: "Good idea!"
Burst!
The scene immediately laughed again.
"Oh my mom, it's not okay, I'm laughing to death, the two of them are so funny!" Zhao Lan'er laughed at Lin Ying'er and Xu Duan's words again.
Kim's unsmiling fellows were amused.
Jin Shao resigned himself to his fate, the aura of these two protagonists was too sufficient, and he made himself transparent in minutes, and when he saw that everyone was laughing, he took the opportunity to interject and grasp the process: "Okay, Xu Duan has finished singing, and everyone has seen his tablemates, all the guest teachers, please comment and vote." ”
"This song is worth a championship!" Jin Qunhe has been praising Xu Duan since the last game.
Comrade Lao Jin is very upright, I like Comrade Lao Jin's uprightness, everyone agree with him and give me the championship! Xu Duan very much agrees with the comments of Comrade Jin Group.
"Touching people's hearts, delicate feelings, this is a classic song that touches people, I still say the same thing, the future of the contestants is unlimited, voting is a must!" Zhao Laner started from the emotional aspect of the song, and also praised it very much.
Hearing Jin Yiqun and Zhao Lan'er's praise of Xu Duan, Zhou Tong's face became very ugly, he had already smashed Liu Yilun's singing, and now Jin Yiqun and Zhao Lan'er praised Xu Duan so much, he was about to die in a minute The ugly rhythm, which hung on the same person twice, made Zhou Tong have the urge to hate to hit the wall.
Nima, I shouldn't have messed with that thing in the first place, how good it would have been if I hadn't messed with that goods, as long as I didn't mess with him and Bai Nan, I wouldn't be afraid of anyone, even if I finished third in the finals, there would be a prize of 10,000 yuan!
Bai Nan sat in the promotion area expressionless and very calm, looking at him carefully, there seemed to be a faint mockery in his eyes, as if he was confident of everything.
Zhao Liang, who hadn't spoken much, finally picked up the microphone, first glanced at Jin Qun and Zhao Lan'er lightly, Zhao Lan'er's heart jumped at this glance, and he suddenly had a bad feeling, Xu Xuan's lack of mistakes in the last game made him say that he was unprofessional, and this time he looked like he seemed to be more than just unprofessional, but this time Zhao Lan'er didn't plan to get used to Zhao Liang again, she couldn't bear it without saying anything after she slapped her face, and she was so every time, who was really afraid of whom? Besides, Xu Xuan's performance is obvious to all, if he is not satisfied, he will tear it, who is afraid of whom?
"Hehe, what Mr. Zhao and Mr. Jin said is very reasonable, this is a pretty classic good song, but it's just a good song, if you say what happened to Xu Xuan's contestants, it's a bit unrealistic and exaggerated, Xu Xuan, I'll give you some advice, you better go back to school and study for two more years, the competition or something will wait for your level to come up, it's too unprofessional to grab and shoot slowly, I'm a little embarrassed to say it. Zhao Liang took the microphone and said with a smile.
Your uncle, did I kill your whole family or dig up your family's ancestral grave and you ruined me like this? Xu Xuan said that he couldn't slap Zhao Liang's fat head with a brick, and he said that I was unprofessional last time, and this time I was so unprofessional that I didn't have a level of competition! Can you be more shameless?
However, Zhao Liang's slow beat does exist, but Xu Duan confirmed that it was not his reason, it was the band's problem, according to the score he gave, the band's performance rhythm should follow the speed of his own singing, but the band suddenly slowed down two beats during the performance, and suddenly two beats faster at the highest climax, Xu Duan didn't believe that Zhao Liang, who was a music critic, couldn't hear the reason for grabbing the slow beat, he said this, which can only prove that he was deliberately finding fault!
At this time, the band conductor Han Jun was also depressed, he deliberately made a slow beat to disrupt Xu Duan's singing rhythm, but he didn't want Xu Duan to completely ignore his rhythm and immerse himself in his own world, making him all busy in vain.
Zhou Tong was ecstatic when he heard Zhao Liang's comments, he had already had no hope of winning over Xu Duan, but suddenly he met Zhao Liang and Xu Duan, and suddenly felt a bright light in front of him, as if victory was beckoning to him again.
Bai Nan in the promotion area showed a look that everything was expected at this time, looking at Xu Xuan on the stage with a faint mockery at the corner of his lips, under the power of money, Han Jun and Zhao Liang's cooperation was quite perfect, in this case, I see how you can turn the tables!