Text 2. Enter the women's bathhouse in a dignified manner
Li Le...... Ah no, Zhou Yunyun's head turned fast, if he said that he had crossed over to his daughter-in-law, did the baby become himself? This world still has to follow some principles, it is impossible for an earth to exist two self at the same time, is that ...... I don't know how the child is, anyway, I am still ashamed of her over the years, if I can know that she is not in danger of life, it can be regarded as a conscience to live, since God let us swap bodies, then ...... Let me bear the pain of giving birth for her...... No, no, what a mess, Lao Tzu doesn't want to have children, or ...... with himself
The more Zhou Yunyun thought about it, the more chaotic it became, and the three women around him didn't hear it at all. I have too many questions in my heart, and I don't know where to start, so I can only pick up the questions that can be asked, "That...... I'm a little dizzy, what year is it today?"
"Yunyun, don't be funny, today is September 3, 2012, you don't think you can faint for a century and avoid military training with a fever, right?"
"That's right, but you fainted and pinched people and didn't wake up to scare the coach, we are all blessed by misfortune, and finally we don't have to stand in a military posture all morning~"
Uh, it seems that it was worn 7 years ago, back to the time of the freshman year, but God plays with me, why can't I cross the military training, this sunny day in the south is really difficult enough, I just sweat when I take a breath! Zhou Yunyun sighed.
The next question, who are these three roommates? I haven't heard the baby mention her roommate much before, but the rice of the past seven years has not been eaten in vain, and this little thing is not difficult for grandpa~
I saw Zhou Yunyun blinking his eyes and looking at a thin and dark-skinned little girl on the far right, "That...... Xiaobai, did you just say you were going to dinner?"
"What Xiaobai? I'm Ah Dao! Yunyun, are you confused?"
"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry I'm still a little dizzy, a little dazzled hehehe. "Well, this girl with dark skin and bangs is called Ajima~
Yunyun turned his head to show a mouthful of small white teeth, and smiled at the tallest girl in the middle, "Xiaobai~ I'm sorry, I just recognized the wrong person......"
"What! We don't have Xiaobai in the dormitory, I'm Junjun, she's Enna! Yunyun or you should rest for a few days, I'll help you talk to the counselor, don't go." You're horrible!"
"Hehe, I'm really embarrassed, I seem to be wandering in a circle, I'm really a little uncomfortable, I remember all your names wrong, I will make amends and accompany me to make amends~ Please have a good meal at night~" Zhou Yunyun secretly wrote down the names of the three people in his heart, the one with glasses is called Enna, and the tall one is called Junjun.
"Forget it, looking at your sick appearance, it's really unreasonable to let you have a treat. What do you want to eat?Let's go to the cafeteria and bring it for you~" Seeing that Yunyun finally sobered up, Ajima turned around and went to get the lunch box.
Returning to the 19-year-old campus, there are too many questions that no one has answered for a while, it is better to take a step by step, and see the moves~ So at present~ hey, hey, hey......
"I'm not hungry, I want to take a bath, does our school have that kind of public bathhouse?" Zhou Yunyun smiled evilly, hey, hey, entering a women's bathhouse is the dream of all men, I didn't expect that there would be such a good opportunity in this life, as the saying goes, since I have come~ Hey, hey, hey, hey, if you want to ask me why I am also in this school, I don't know if there is a public bathhouse? Please~ What kind of bathhouse did a big man go to in my hall back then, and he didn't have to go to rub his back with a bunch of big men in the dormitory, and he didn't have to squeeze his back with a bunch of big men, it was enough to think about itβ¦β¦
"Yunyun, are you okay? You still have to go to the public bathhouse on such a hot day? You just wash in our dormitory~ After washing outside, I sweat again when I go out, how good is our dormitory and air conditioning. β
"That's it, you have a fever just right, what should you do if you go out on such a hot day and get heat stroke~"
"Grandpai...... uh, I'm so carried away, it's too exposed...... Secretly pinched a handful on his thighs, "I've been lying in bed for so long, it's no problem to go out for a walk, while there is no one at noon, I'll come back and rest assured~"
Enna still took the lunch box from Zhou Yunyun's desk before going out, "Okay, it's near the back door of the school, you pay attention to safety alone." I'll help you bring some food back. β
"You're the best. Zhou Yunyun's eyes smiled into a line, and she got up to clean up her things, and threw out a coquettish phrase that the baby loved to use back then. Waiting for his roommate to leave, whistling happily towards the back door.
I have to say that this September in the south is really difficult, I remember that my daughter-in-law used to go out on dates in this season, always holding a small umbrella, for fear of tanning herself. So, this woman is trouble, I have lived for more than 20 years, I have never held an umbrella, since I was with my daughter-in-law, a small umbrella is always on her head, but this umbrella seems to be a little different. Zhou Yunyun unconsciously touched his delicate little face, thinking in his heart, his daughter-in-law is still distressed and distressed, change Ming'er to buy an umbrella, otherwise this body will definitely say that he didn't take good care of his daughter-in-law when he returns it to his daughter-in-law one day......
Strode into the women's bathhouse, dignified, we are not afraid of shadows! Hey, hey, hey! Zhou Yunyun smiled, "Auntie, how much does it cost to take a bath?"
The aunt who watched the bathhouse was staring at the computer with melon seeds and chasing dramas, "Three pieces." β
"Hehe," Zhou Yunyun counted three coins and put them on the table, the excitement in his voice was hard to hide, "Auntie, how many people are taking a bath at noon?"
How can anyone take a bath so happily, the aunt squinted and glanced at the little girl in front of her, and she didn't know what she was excited about, and she didn't have to run here to make fun of the bathroom in the dormitory, "Quite a bit." β
"Okay~ Thank you, aunt!" Zhou Yunyun smiled a little deeper on his face, ignoring the eyes of the bathhouse aunt who looked at the neuropathy, and shouted in his heart, "Sisters, brothers, come to see you" Strode into the dressing room, stuffed the clothes into the cabinet three times and two times, and rushed into the bathroom with a pair of unpaired slippers and humming a little song.
It's a pity that Zhou Yunyun hasn't been happy for a few minutes, and his smile is fixed on a white little face. Through the dense water vapor, Zhou Yunyun, who had excellent eyesight, froze at the door of the bathroom. What the hell! How could it be a group of aunts! Look at everyone here at this age is at the level of dormitory and cafeteria aunts, shouldn't it be a group of fresh little sisters? What the hell is wrong? Ah, poke yourself in the eyes!
But...... We can't waste three dollars, remember that the baby's family conditions are not particularly good, three dollars, it's enough for a meal.
"Forget it, it's all here......" Zhou Yunyun caught a lot of air, and squeezed in the middle of a group of aunts and helplessly released water to rinse.
"Little girl, is the water heater in your dormitory broken? or are you a new part-time worker?"
Zhou Yunyun looked up along the source of the voice, a big face full of wrinkles leaned beside him, and a mouthful of yellow teeth was happy at him.
"Ah...... Yes, the water heater in our dormitory is broken, and we are repairing it...... "The contrast in my heart is a bit big, Zhou Yunyun is secretly annoyed, I shouldn't have come, how good it is to blow the air conditioner in the dormitory."
"Oh, then why aren't you with your roommate?" The aunt rubbed the armpit while saliva splashed and chatted with Zhou Yunyun cordially.
I don't know if people are a little too old to talk a lot, so it's understandable that the baby talks all day long. "They, they'll come later......" Zhou Yunyun said absentmindedly.
"Do you want Auntie to help you rub your back? Seeing that you are washing alone, it must be difficult!" "Auntie continues to be self-cooked, there is a good saying, the five lakes and the four seas are a family, since they have met it is fate~
"Uh, no, no, thank you, Auntie! I'll just rush!" Zhou Yunyun trembled, he should listen to his roommate, what kind of public bathhouse!
stepped on the switch casually and rushed a few times, Zhou Yunyunfei also escaped, and before leaving, he didn't forget to be polite, "I've finished washing Auntie, goodbye Auntie!"
"Goodbye" Aunt said goodbye to Zhou Yunyun while changing her posture.
At the end, Zhou Yunyun also heard a sentence, "The little girl now is a waste, and she will go out with two rushes for three yuan." Alas, the little girl's money is so easy to earn......"