"Hello everyone, this is Ohio III, and I'm Fox News host Lelista. "Lelysta is in the news.

"Half a month ago, a school of crayfish caused the Mississippi River to burst near the Neubee farm, causing economic losses of more than $500 million. Lelista summed up what had happened.

"Now that this group of crayfish is in the vicinity of the Ohio III Hydropower Plant, we're going to interview Mr. Jerry Abbas, a technologist at the Mississippi River Authority. Lelista introduced Jerry.

Jerry greeted the audience at the camera, "Hello everyone, I'm Jerry." ”

"Hello, Mr. Jerry, what is the current situation at the Ohio III Hydropower Station, and can that group of crayfish affect the safety of the Ohio III Hydropower Station?"

Lelista can become the ace reporter of Fox News, naturally she is not stupid, she knows when to seize the breaking point to attract the audience's attention, and when to be obedient to report.

Now is the time to report obediently!

Jerry explained the current situation, and finally concluded, "At present, there are about 28 million to 30 million crayfish from Xia Country in the reservoir area of the Ohio No. 3 Hydropower Station, according to our statistics and estimates, these crayfish from Xia Country are different from ordinary crayfish, they have undergone special evolution, and they have a huge threat to the No. 3 Hydropower Station." ”

"What about the level of threat?" asked Lelista, following the script.

"If the most serious consequence is to cause the barrage dam of the No. 3 hydropower station to collapse, and then affect the No. 2 and No. 1 hydropower stations, and eventually lead to the collapse of all three hydropower stations, the direct economic loss could exceed 100 billion US dollars, and more than one million people will bear the threat of flooding!" Jerry replied according to the script.

The main purpose of this news interview is to inform the public of the possible serious consequences of crayfish, so as to reduce the public's disgust when making a choice.

On the one hand, in the face of direct economic losses of up to $100 billion, and more than a million people affected, and on the other hand, the death of a very small proportion of aquatic life in the Mississippi River, the vast majority of viewers will no longer care about the problem of aquatic life, right?

"Excuse me, Mr. Jerry, do you have a solution?" asked Lelista.

Jerry responded with a smile, "Regarding the solution, we need to ask Professor Patrick from the CDC, and the CDC has come up with a perfect solution. ”

Patrick took a breath of air outside the camera, then straightened his expression and entered the camera at Lelista's prompt.

In order to avoid causing trouble, this piece of news was recorded, and everyone acted out themselves according to the script, and finally it was broadcast by Fox News.

……

Xia Guo.

Gu Kaiwen finally saw this news on Weibo, and the majority of sand sculpture netizens are ridiculing this news, saying that the people of the United States are too weak to let crayfish overflow?

If it's an Asian carp, everyone can understand, after all, it is an alien species, and it is understandable that the American people do not like to eat it.

But crayfish are your American species, right?

Don't native species like to eat?

After Gu Kaiwen saw the news, he took the initiative to post a message on Weibo.

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Little Meditation Master:

No one eats the wild crayfish in the river!

Sure enough, the United States is full of gold as it is said on the Internet?

Recently, I ate dozens of catties of crayfish, saying that I haven't enjoyed it yet, and the people of the United States are in the blessing and don't know the blessings, and the sand sculpture netizens in our Xia Kingdom are simply envious, jealous and hateful.

Think about the crayfish that take out for 88 yuan a pound, it is really crayfish, so small that I am embarrassed to eat them, and then I saw this news, and it directly became lemon essence.

As a Xia countryman, I said that I want to make an enemy, if the United States needs it, I can help you solve the problem of crayfish for free, I eat crayfish super fiercely!

By the way, does anyone form a group?

Let's go to America to eat crayfish together!

……

Gu Kaiwen's Weibo attention and activity are very high, and when Gu Kaiwen released a ridiculous message, a large number of fish quickly followed, ridiculing the flood of American crayfish.

As for the yin and yang weird hints in the American news, their crayfish is a conspiracy on Xia Guo's side, and it was directly sprayed out by sand sculpture netizens.

Still a conspiracy, huh?

Wild crayfish are going extinct in the Xia Kingdom, okay!

Now 99.999% of the crayfish in Xia Country are raised in captivity, and you want wild crayfish?

Even in the case of Fan Yingjun's family, at most it is just a simulated breeding of crayfish in the wild.

Gu Kaiwen swiped Weibo for a while, and he returned to his Weibo to check the popular replies.

Old friend Condor killed the first popular reply.

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Condor:

Wild crayfish overflowing?

American scam?

If there really are so many crayfish, why not transport them to Xia Country for sale?

Asian carp can't afford to sell for price, can't crayfish still sell for price?

Judging from the video of Fox News, all the crayfish flooded in the United States this time are very large, and it is possible to reach the level of one or two, according to my experience in the vegetable market, this level of crayfish is not a problem at all if it is sold for 60 yuan a pound casually.

If you add the gimmick of wild and overseas imports, it is not a problem to raise it by another 20 yuan, is there no one in the United States who has business acumen?

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The vulture's reply was supported by a large number of fish, who discussed the price of crayfish.

The grade classification of crayfish is distinguished by weight, generally three or four dollars is the lowest level, five or six dollars are the most sought-after and most mainstream, and seven or eight dollars are the boutique routes, mainly for braised prawns.

As for those over eight cents, the amount is quite small.

The price of crayfish is really expensive!

Especially for large crayfish, the price is quite exaggerated.

For example, crayfish with more than eight yuan, because of the scarcity of quantity, the price of food stalls may be as high as 158 yuan a catty.

As for the takeaway crayfish?

A crayfish of 88 yuan may cost four or five yuan.

And those crayfish that cost a hundred yuan and three catties are definitely real crayfish, so small that people can peel their shells and peel their nails to hurt!

Just as Xia Guo has special personnel to translate overseas news, overseas social networks also have people who specialize in translating Xia Guo's news.

Gu Kaiwen is the key translation object!

The vulture's remarks this time were translated to multiple social networks by American netizens, causing discussion among American sand sculpture netizens, is crayfish really so expensive in Xia Guo?

The price of eighty summer yuan a catty, even in the United States, is it very expensive, okay?

The price of more than 20 dollars a kilogram is indeed very expensive in the United States, and under normal circumstances, the beef they eat is only 9.9 dollars a kilogram!

If the price of crayfish is so expensive, it seems that it can make a wave?