Chapter 460: The Twelve Sufferings of All Beings
Babata, do you think it's possible for me to worship the Rat King as a teacher?, I think he's a good talker!" Luo Feng asked as he seemed to have made up his mind.
Although the cosmic era also pays attention to respecting teachers, there will not be only one teacher, as long as the apprentice progresses fast enough, it is normal to worship several teachers.
Babata pondered for a while, the demon horns reddened a little, and seemed to be calculating wildly: "According to my database analysis, the Rat King is different from any strong person recorded on the Internet, and there are almost no basic qualities to become a strong person: tenacity, courage, hard work, ......"
But his only quality: talent, covers it all. If you are tired of playing, you can resist the efforts of those so-called peerless geniuses for thousands of years after a few days of retreat. ”
In this case, the Rat King has a completely different personality from other strong people: salted fish, lazy. ”
"I built an analytical model based on the behavior patterns of the Rat King in recent years, and then substituted your data into it to calculate the probability of your successful apprenticeship. ”
Luo Feng asked excitedly, "How much?" What can I do to increase the probability?"
Babata looked at Luo Feng sympathetically: "It's 0, it's impossible!"
Luo Feng was stunned: "Why? Simple, don't show me a lot of data." ”
Intelligent life and human beings are completely different modes of thinking, completely based on basic operating rules and huge data analysis.
In the analysis process, Luo Feng said that he didn't want to read it, and it was definitely not that he couldn't understand it.
"Because he's too lazy!" Babata said succinctly, "According to the big data analysis model of the Rat King, he has now become too lazy to even wear clothes and eat vegetables...... Even the secretary general, who was closest to him, only gave a little guidance when he was in a good mood. ”
"This kind of creature that you humans call a dead house is basically useless, and it is basically impossible for him to take you as an apprentice! ”
"Really?" Luo Feng was not depressed, but excited.
He, an indigenous, needs the guidance of a forerunner too much.
"Of course, dealing with the rat king is such a simple thing, which is what our intelligent life is good at, and it is nothing more than four words: do what he likes!" said Babata proudly.
As long as the computing power is excellent, and there is enough big data, Babata even knows what others will say next.
Even the strange Rat King is no exception.
The more bizarre it is, the simpler the behavioral model is sometimes.
"Listen, we're doing this......"
One person and one intelligent life began to conspire, and from time to time let out a hey hey smile that all men understand.
......
The Earth's lifespan is 4.6 billion years, the Milky Way galaxy has a lifespan of 14 billion years, and in the universe, there are countless galaxies like the Milky Way.
Time is so magnificent and huge, even if it is a great feat, no matter how illustrious its reputation, what is it compared to this vast world and boundless time?
Under the persuasion of Yi Bai's efforts, Zhizhi finally gave up the idea of cooking for him every day and began to practice hard, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.
In addition to his bad stomach, his heart and intestines are relatively hot.
The good-looking girl personally gave it to him, and even if it was hard to eat, he couldn't refuse.
It's definitely not lustful, it's not greedy for her body, it's just a simple appreciation of beautiful things.
As we all know, he is easy to keep his body like jade, the ice is clear and jade, and the light is bright and beautiful......
It's a pity that Yi Bai generally doesn't like to eat noodles.
The reasons are:
1. The noodles produced by the assembly line are not delicious.
2. Anyone can cook noodles, but it's hard to cook them deliciously.
Ninety-nine percent of women are not tasty!
After the daily practice, Zhizhi wore a short dress and stood in front of Yi Bai.
The thighs are closed, slender and straight, and white as jade. His brown eyes were as black and moist as a deer in the woods, and his face was a bright pink, and his eyes were staring at the treasure in his hand.
Zizizizi!
Yi Bai smiled: "Think about how big our earth is, how big the sun is compared to the earth, and then think about how big the sun is in the universe is just like a grain of sand, and you will find that eating the cake in front of you is actually nothing!"
Recently, I don't know what brainwashing articles Zhizhi read, and she actually started to lose weight.
As a good friend, of course, you should do everything possible to sabotage this plan at such a time.
Old drivers know that in fact, women are a little more plump, fleshy, the taste is very different, and the experience is also excellent.
Simple Yi Bai, listening to a friend, he doesn't want his good friend to become a tabula rasa.
"Uh-huh, king, you're too bad!" Zhizhi swallowed, and finally succumbed to Yi Bai's temptation, closed her eyes in resignation, opened her small mouth, drank milk, and ate cake.
"Report to the king, Terran Luo Feng asks to see you!"
The maid looked at Yi Bai with admiration, and she reported with a lot of righteousness, and she was a girl who was poisoned by a martial arts TV series.
"What are you doing?" Yi Bai was a little strange, shouldn't this kid be cramming Buddha feet now and practicing hard to prepare for the genius battle?
Did you come to me to open a small stove?
The little ones of the Rat Clan have to use a large amount of contribution points in the clan to change the opportunity to coach when he is in a good mood.
This kid, I'm afraid I'm going crazy!
"Ah?... Well... He said he bought a couple of bottles of million-year-old wine at auction and wanted to have two drinks with you. The maid was indulging in Yi Bai's prosperous beauty, and was stunned for a moment before continuing.
Yi Bai didn't blame him, as his cultivation increased, even if he completely converged his cultivation, just standing there was a fatal temptation for low-level beings.
Especially the rat clan of the same kind, it is from the awe and worship of the bloodline.
"Let's go, let's go see this kind of divine wine!" Yi Bai snorted, he hadn't drunk this kind of good wine for a long time.
It's easy to ask for money with his cultivation, but because of the Tai Zhai, there is no way to buy this kind of thing.
......
Quiet and elegant living room.
"Brother Moyu, long time no see, I miss you!" As soon as he saw Yi Bai, Luo Feng stretched out his hand and wanted to give him a warm hug.
Yi Bai hurriedly dodged away, his noble body would only be in the arms of the beauty: "Boy, don't come to these vains, what about good wine? Let's say okay first, it's okay to drink, you have something to do with me, no way!"
"Brother Moyu, if you say this, you'll see the outside, what's the relationship between the two? Can't I come and have two drinks with you?" Luo Feng frowned and said with a bitter face.
Life will always grind the edges and corners, and Luo Feng will talk like this.
Yi Bai nodded, invincibility is also a kind of loneliness, and sometimes it takes a friend to brag about it to be interesting.
"Tell me about the good wine you brought this time. ”
Luo Feng's eyes lit up and he took the bait!
Then he took out a bottle of wine that was as red as a flame, and the liquor seemed to have a soul, churning in the bottle.
"These are the 'Twelve Sufferings of All Beings' specially prepared for those great beings who have lived trillions of years!"
"Because there are great beings who have experienced everything in the world countless times, and they have no interest in anything, and they are completely disgusted with all feelings, and even the destruction of everything is in sight, and they cannot cause any emotional fluctuations. ”
"To prevent the generation of inner demons, or self-sitting, some alchemists have customized this kind of wine, which can allow them to experience the various states of sentient beings, seven emotions and six desires......"
"There is such a good thing?" Yi Bai was very surprised, he was an optimist who really didn't understand why those strong people had depression.
There is food, there is fun, and the life is so happy, why are you not happy?
"Okay, our two brothers won't get drunk today!"