[Chapter 0578] is much more euphemistic than saying that he died
Hao Jun is neither humble nor arrogant, "The two adults can rest assured that what I have sold is Guanyin, Laughing Buddha, God of Wealth, Arhat, Shouxing, Guan Gong, Zhong Kui and other character graphics and superimposed graphics of festive wealth, and then golden cicadas, carp, elephants, crabs, beans, lilies, lotus, persimmons, peonies, water chestnuts, peanuts, pine, bamboo, orchids, chrysanthemums and other animals and plants with beautiful meanings. Most of the auspicious rui in your mind is still in my hands, and it is kept by the emperor. ”
Qianlong nodded, "What do you have to keep to hear." ”
"The auspicious graphics include Xuanwu and the White Tiger...... Sailing, vasive...... Ganoderma lucidum......"
Hao Jun said forty or fifty in one breath, and Qianlong was dumbfounded, "Mr. Qin, you are so numerous!
Hao Jun smiled, "Do you want to say it again?" I can say it word for word, I'm afraid you haven't memorized it all." ”
Qianlong waved his hand, "No need, in addition to these, what other graphics are there in the night pearl you left?"
"Forbidden City, Arrow Tower...... Drunken Weng Pavilion, Tengwang Pavilion...... Tarzan ...... Big Dipper ...... The Yangtze River, the Yellow River, etc., etc., etc., there are more. ”
"Profound heritage! far-reaching artistic conception! Latitude and earth! Not bad! Not bad! Hey, can there be auspicious patterns?"
"Yes, it's different from the flora and fauna I mentioned before, like grapes, pomegranates, gourds, etc., all of which are your royal favorites, and"
Hao Jun's voice stopped abruptly! In his heart, he said that his mouth was a little fast, and he actually said what the royal family liked!
He swept his afterglow, and just collided with the gazes of Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan!
Qianlong's face sank, and he sneered: "It turns out that Mr. Qin has been acting!"
Hao Jun felt that it was impossible to pretend to be confused, so he simply replied: "Haven't you been acting, you like acting so much, as a citizen of the Qing Dynasty, shouldn't I cooperate with you?"
Qianlong didn't get angry but laughed, "Don't avoid the important and take it lightly, the acting I am talking about started when you showed the Night Pearl to Miss Shen! No, if you think about it carefully, you and those jade dealers may be in the same group! You are very deep in this bureau!"
Hao Jun was stunned for a moment, and then laughed angrily, "Your brain hole is too big, isn't it! How can I have so much spare time?"
"What, what?"
Hao Jun simply explained blindly, "That means that you dare to think too much, I'm afraid you have to think through the hole in your head to have such a strange idea!"
Qianlong paused for a moment, "Could it be?"
Hao Jun interrupted him: "The emperor should take care of your guards first, the old man with a musket will have a sore arm, and the accuracy of that thing is not very good, in case his hands tremble, the whole country will mourn." ”
Ji Xiaolan shouted loudly: "Qin Rui is bold! How dare you say something disrespectful!"
"Great disrespect? Which sentence? The last national mourning? Lord Ji, how do you want me to express it? It's more euphemistic than saying that he died, right?"
Qianlong raised his hand to stop Ji Xiaolan from continuing to attack, "Qin Rui, can you actually see the guards of the firearms battalion?"
"Thanks to you, you have to put down the teacup heavily when you are idle, I just noticed how afraid the two cooks are of you, it stands to reason that the cook should be found by Master Ji from the local area, and you should not be afraid of you, a foreign official, than Lord Ji. Lord Ji and Miss Shen's awe of you also makes me suspicious, you are not a feudal official, as for it! Moreover, today the house is surprisingly quiet, and there is a smell of strictly prohibiting noise. With so many suspicions coming together, I had to look into it. ”
"What did you find?"
"I didn't look closely, they couldn't threaten me anyway, I just wanted to make sure who you were. At present, it is found that there are twelve guards wearing iron armor and covered robes in the middle hall, in the wing room, behind the rockery, and outside the flower wall. Once again, I would like to remind you that the guards in the wing room have picked up the musket since you yelled at me to act, and now their arms are shaking. If you want him to shoot, hurry up, if you don't want to shoot, put it down quickly, don't go off, in case it hurts you, there may be serious consequences of disrespect. Hey, I didn't say that the whole country mourned, nor did I say what the serious consequences of the death were, you understand. ”
Shen Mingji felt that the atmosphere was not as tense as just now, so he said, "Qin Ye is really joking, is there a difference between what you say and what you say together?"
Qianlong caught Hao Jun's words, "What do you mean when you say they can't threaten you?"
Hao Jun shrugged his shoulders, "It's easy to understand, right? It's literal! In my opinion, that musket is not much different from a fire stick, not to mention a bow and a crossbow, a sword, or something, do you want to try it?"
Qianlong's open mouth didn't close for a long time, and Ji Xiaolan hurriedly rescued the scene: "Qin Rui, don't tease the emperor like this, the knife and gun are ruthless, how can the mortal body compete? The emperor also hurried to eat a few bites of hot pot to warm up. Wu Niang, you go to the kitchen to urge, bring the barbecue with the charcoal stove, and by the way, remove these dishes and heat them up. ”
Shen Mingji answered, got up and went to the kitchen.
Qianlong and Hao Jun did not move.
Qianlong's tone was much softener, "Mr. Qin, do you mean it really?"
"Of course it's true!"
Hao Jun's bronze arm, even missiles can be used as child's play, what kind of muskets and crossbows and swords do you care?
However, it is only a bronze arm, and other than that, it can almost be regarded as a mortal fetus in the flesh, unless the fire jade lotus in the body is "fooled".
Therefore, Hao Junzhen couldn't give Qianlong this opportunity to see something new, what if he really wanted to see and see? Could it be that they could only be threatened by the bronze arm?
The corners of Hao Jun's mouth curled slightly, "In this way, Your Majesty, in order to avoid the sword and gun mercilessly hurting you, I will temporarily retreat outside the pavilion, and I will treat it as a performance for you." ”
Qianlong's brows jumped, "Is Mr. Qin going to show amazing martial arts?"
"It's not about shocking martial arts, I just want the emperor to understand that if I really want to be unfavorable to you, don't say that you and I are sitting around the same table, no matter how far you hide, you can also have serious consequences of great disrespect!"
Qianlong took a deep breath and shouted, "Don't be impatient!"
He shouted to the guards, and then raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation at Hao Jun.
Hao Jun took two steps back, shook his body, and appeared next to the stone lamp twelve or thirteen meters away on the left. The left arm was swept away, only to hear a roar, and the small tower-like floor stone lamp was smashed into pieces by the bronze arm!
Hao Jun didn't stop, the two vertical leaps swept over twenty or thirty meters, and while falling, he split another stone lamp from the top and smashed it to the ground with one arm!
The corners of Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan's eyes twitched wildly!
There was another thunderclap, and the charcoal stove held by the cook who followed Shen Mingji was so frightened that he fell to the ground, and the barbecue was dirty, and the fragments of the charcoal stove and the charcoal inside made the cook squeak hotly!
Shen Mingji's face was also pale with fright, fortunately he was not burned, but what was the situation in front of him? The emperor died...... No, is it that the talk has collapsed?