The arrival of Xiao Fei interrupted my train of thought, and I didn't have time to recall the ridiculous stories that happened with Big Eyes, so I had to reminisce about the smoke and fog of the past when I had time in the future. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"By the way, who are the big eyes? You can't forget them in your dreams? Could it be me?" asked Xiao Fei with a hippie smile as he looked into my eyes.

"How could it be you? I don't even look at it myself, can your eyes be considered big? And the shape is also a little different, isn't it a double eyelid at all?" I stared at his Danfeng eyes, which were as black and bright as deep pools in the valley, but when I looked closely, they were still quite beautiful, but they were also full of charm, and they had a unique style, which made my brain instantly demented, but fortunately, his loud words saved me from stopping my work, and my brain center was instantly paralyzed, and I was rejuvenated.

"What's wrong with single eyelids? Tell you, what about the beautiful men with single eyelids who are popular now, all professors are single eyelids, some time ago they were not still popular all over the world, no one can beat them? There are many handsome guys in South Korea who are single eyelids, and if you want me to say, single eyelid boys have the most taste and are the best-looking. Xiao Fei said dissatisfied.

I had no choice but to be silent and noncommittal, and Xiao Fei continued to talk with his eyebrows fluttering. "By the way, you have seen the exquisite murals of ancient China unearthed in various places, but there are no documents that have been sealed for a long time? In fact, before the Jin Dynasty crossed to the east, China did not have double eyelids at all, only single eyelids.

Although the standards of Chinese beauties in all dynasties are different, they are fat and thin, but they have a common feature - that is, ancient beauties are all single eyelids. So if you look at the beauties in the pictures of the ladies of the past dynasties, without exception, they are all single eyelids.

And according to my Xiaofei's years of research, the four beauties of China who enjoy the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon and the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose are all good, and it is estimated that they are also single eyelid eyebrows. Qingxi Huansha in the Spring and Autumn Period, Xi Shi with bright eyes and peach blossoms, she was born before the Qin Dynasty, and she is undoubtedly a pure-bred Han Chinese, and she should be 200% sure that she is a single eyelid. The desert of the Western Han Dynasty sang loudly, the wind and dust were peerless, and the wild geese bowed their heads, at that time, the history of Wuhu Chaohua had not yet happened, and the composition of the Han nationality was single at that time, so Wang Zhaojun was more than 99.99% of the single eyelids. The Eastern Han Dynasty's charming and charming Diao Chan - Situ Wangyun's righteous daughter, the bloodline should be relatively pure, otherwise she will be impeached by other officials, and more than 99% of them are single eyelids. Only the Tang Dynasty's glamorous peony, Yang Yuhuan with ice skin and jade skin, at this time, the Han people have almost integrated with ethnic minorities after hundreds of years of tossing, only her single eyelid probability is 50%, and more than half may be single eyelids. Not only women, but also men are popular with single eyelids. We can get proof from the unearthed Qin figurines, you see those Qin figurines like our modern director Zhang Yimou have wide faces, flat noses, and all of them are phoenix eyes with double eyelids.

Therefore, some people say that the real Han people should have a single eyelid, and it was only later intermarriage with foreign ethnic groups that caused the existence of Han people with double eyelids. So I am the descendant of pure Chinese, I am proud of my single eyelid, I really don't know what so many Chinese single eyelid women are rushing to cut into nondescript double eyelids? He said without shame.

This guy has some truth in what he said, but I haven't studied it, and I was speechless, and he suddenly asked curiously, "By the way, who is it?" which obviously aroused his strong interest, and just aroused my thoughts, and I couldn't help but talk about it with a lot of joy.

From the first meeting in the playground, to the big foot dance, from the passing of the bicycle, to the affectionate look-at-home, no matter how big or small, just gushing, even joining the calligraphy and painting association is also hyped up, I said sensationally" I remember that day, the autumn was high and cool, that day, glamorous and high, I walked to the admissions officer anxiously, the senior brother who was not good-looking, wrote down the name lightly, I wrote down three scribbled big characters, the senior brother suddenly dilated his pupils, his mouth opened slightly, and he was happy to raise his eyebrows as if he had found an alien - little sister, you are really a talent, our school is really the land of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you are really writing this word is really dragon flying phoenix dance, wonderful pen and flower, just like Wang Xizhi is alive? Otherwise, you don't have to pass the five levels, pass the screening examination and directly appoint you as the secretary of our calligraphy and painting association? In this way, I joined the famous calligraphy and painting association without much effort. At that moment, there was really a spring breeze and a horseshoe disease, and the feeling of seeing all the Chang'an flowers in one day, there was really no shame about the road ahead, and no one in the world knew the sigh of the king. ”

I continued to speak like a river, and my tongue was like a lotus, and it is estimated that at my rate, I will not be able to finish talking for three days and three nights. Xiao Fei thought that I was done in a few words, but how did I know that I was so moved and affectionate at the moment, so I had to listen impatiently with a sad face.

I talked about the guitar again, and Xiaofei finally became interested, and finally interjected, and he could spit it out, and he said with great interest: "Guitar, I will too." "Yes, you also learned to play guitar in college?" I asked lightly.

"That's not true, my university is busy jumping out of the dragon gate, all working hard, racing against time to study, where are these idle playthings?" Xiao Fei said word by word. "And when did you learn it?" I asked curiously.

Xiao Fei said disapprerovingly: "It's not that after entering the big thief company, in fact, our company has a lot of such musical talents. It is said that parents in modern society always force their children to learn this and that, thinking that everyone can become a character like Lang Lang and Li Yundi, but the reality gives them a heavy blow, not everyone who learns piano can become famous, and finally has no skills, how can they be based on society, so they have to commit themselves to our company to eat. ”

I said with great emotion: "Then your company still cultivates your musical talents, it's not bad, let you be versatile, all-round development, it's really full of human brilliance! A private company can still be like this, its realm is really high-"

Xiao Fei interrupted me: "Where is there such a good thing, their intention is nothing more than for us to steal, you must know that we are not ordinary petty thieves, we are a well-known group of thieves, we go to high-level occasions, what auction houses, antique clubs and the like." If you start in those places, you usually return with a full load. So we pretend to be musicians and work in an orderly manner. ”

I begged, "It seems that you are not ashamed to speak up, you really know how to play the guitar, play me a song another day, teach me okay?"

He smiled slightly: "This is naturally a piece of cake, of course there is no problem, but Da Song doesn't have a guitar, so I have to ask a skilled craftsman to make it first." And you're such a nymphomaniac, a fanatical guitar fan like you, I've never heard of it, I've never seen it. ”

I smiled indifferently: "Then you are lonely, I also have a better roommate, she has a higher level, not ashes, directly a zombie, not a nymphomaniac, you can directly upgrade to an idiot." She vowed to find someone who could play the guitar as her boyfriend, otherwise she would never give up in this life and never get married. So once I saw the person carrying the guitar, I was so excited that I got carried away and chased after him, so as not to miss my future boyfriend. One day, she saw a man with a beautiful back, long hair with a shawl, coming and going like the wind, carrying a guitar cross-body, looking hurried, walking into a long alley, and couldn't help but fall straight down three thousand feet in his mouth, his eyes were green, the top of his head was shining, and he was refreshed, walking like the wind, deviating from the original direction, and following the man into it like a ghost. It's a pity that the success fell short, the legs were short, and in the end I still didn't be able to see the beauty. We were all worried about her, afraid that one day, if she was not careful, she would elope away with a stray guitarist, abandon her studies, wander the world, and finally come up with a trick to finally get her back to normal. ”

Xiao Fei looked at my triumphant appearance and wondered, "What trick, so powerful?" I said, "It's very simple, I just let her pay for it and buy a guitar at her own expense." ”

Xiao Fei was puzzled and said: "What's the use of this, isn't it more thoughtful?"

"I asked her to wait quietly, and then gave the guitar to the future sweetheart, paid for tuition, and sponsored money to train a guitarist in one stop, so that she could get her wish and not have to deliberately look for it. I said with a smile on my face.

Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile: "Good idea, you are worthy of being eccentric, then you must have gotten your wish later?"

I regretfully said: "It's a pity that her lover didn't have a complete pentatonic note, and it took a lot of effort to finally learn a song - "Schubert's Lullaby". ”

Xiao Fei asked puzzledly, "Sounds good, why don't I know this song so much?"

I grinned and said, "You'll know the lyrics, just sleep, sleep, my dear baby." But I found someone who knew the guitar and let her marry. But she was so angry that she yelled at me for my bad idea and wanted to stab me in the ribs. But the wood has become a boat, raw rice is cooked into mature rice, and she can't do anything, but I heard that it's not bad now, his lover with incomplete tones has a successful career, and the wind and water are booming, she just gave birth to a child, the little guy is crying and making trouble, listening to his father's guitar, he is quiet, and the hypnotic effect is good. ”

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