The autumn breeze is blowing, and the sun is shining.

The legendary land of Kyushu, a small mountain village in a remote town in the old revolutionary area, known as Wutong Village.

A sunny boy wandered in front of the door of a mud house, wanting to speak and stopping.

"Bastard, you don't get out of here, Lao Tzu's face is about to lose you, you get out," a very tyrannical voice rushed to kill, "You get out of here, get out!

The sound is like thunder, the echo is rolling, the 28 households in the village, every family can hear, Aunt Wang's house stole rice mice, the flowers are discolored, and the village chief of the women's director's family is just a heart, sitting upright like a monk.

"Bang!" "Bang!!" "Bang!!"

One by one, the plates were thrown out, and the soup was torn apart, and the soup was splashed.

Goldfinger stood still, letting the soup splash on his white shirt, stained with oil, and his face was stubborn.

"Childe, hide quickly, why don't you dodge?" a young girl shouted behind her back, her voice playful and coercive, "It's not Sister Huimin who stabs you with a sword, and your father smashes you with a plate to hide." If it's a beautiful woman who hits you with a plate, then don't you even eat the plate?"

"Xiao Zhao, I'm a nymphomaniac again, I'm not your unscrupulous son, I can't eat you Persian beauty. ”

Seeing it by his little sister Murong Xiaozhao, Goldfinger didn't care, and took the opportunity to ridicule this martial arts fan. It's true, now that the fantasy fairy has passed through the era of obscenity, his pure and lovely little sister still watches martial arts, which is really alternative and strange.

"Oh, little sample, it's still angry to be smashed like this by your dad, now I know it's wrong. Do you think you are still the top student in the key class of Changsheng Middle School, the first in the school? If you fail in the high school entrance examination, you will be the only one in the whole school, and your classmates will laugh at you to death. Although it is said that people have stumbled, and horses have stumbled, but if you climb high and fall hard, your father won't even give you a repeat fee now. If you don't kowtow to Miss Ben, Miss Ben will reward you with 300 repetition fees. Xiao Zhao opened his firepower, and pulled out three large unity, raised them in mid-air, and raised them.

The golden finger took an arrow step, stretched out his hand, and took off the money like lightning, looking happy, and then slowly knelt down and kowtowed to the main entrance of the earth house, one by one.

"Brother Finger, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhao suddenly had a bad premonition, and went to pull the golden finger in a hurry, "Don't you want to go to school?" My dad told me to take you to school. ”

"I'm not going!"

"Why? If you repeat your studies for another year, you can still go to high school and college. Didn't you say you were going to take the Peking University Tsinghua University?"

"It's useless to read, and Peking University and Tsinghua University are also rubbish. The golden finger broke free of Murong Xiaozhao's hand and walked towards the outside of the village.

"You're crazy!"

"I'm not crazy! Have you seen a few people from Peking University and Tsinghua University come back? The more people who read the book, the more they don't know who gave birth to him and raised him. Besides, how many heroes and heroes are there in this world? Since they are not heroes, they are not heroes, they are ordinary people, then they are as humble as me, and they are as rubbish as me!"

"Just like me!"

"Just like me!"

The mountains on all sides seemed to have some echoes, and this word also reached the ears of the surrounding neighbors, and for a while, the dozens of pairs of eavesdropping ears seemed to echo, "There are not many heroes in this world, and they are as garbage as me!"

"Crazy, so crazy," the village chief Li De wanted to take advantage of the absence of the women's director's man, and wanted to brew some personal feelings, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but praise him, "The golden gambling stick family is in the middle of the road, and the mother-in-law has been sick for many years, but I didn't expect to give birth to a good son, and his bearing is extraordinary." ”

"It's a little crazy, it's crazy, and such a crazy character may be able to achieve something in the future. Village chief, shouldn't the quota of poor households be returned to the golden gambling stick, so you can save a lot of medical expenses. Although the women's director knew that the village chief had some ill intentions, how many village chiefs in the countryside were of high quality? She had never seen or understood it, but after listening to the tone of the village chief, she took the opportunity to raise this issue that had not been resolved for many years.

"Let's talk about it!" the village chief glanced at the towering snowy peak of the women's director, swallowed, and left the backyard a little disappointed.

"You're not trash, Brother Finger, you're really not trash," Murong Xiaozhao suddenly hugged the golden finger and cried, "Everyone thinks that you didn't perform well in the high school entrance examination and fell off the list, but in fact, my dad went to check your scores, and you did well in other classes, and you only did a multiple-choice question in math and got one point, you did it on purpose, on purpose." You're the representative of the math class, and if you only get one point, how many points should others score?"

Murong Xiaozhao really can't understand, why did Goldfinger do this? If it was just a fucking illness, it shouldn't be, but what was the reason, Murong Xiaozhao's little head, he didn't figure it out this summer.

"Isn't Ma Yun only one point in mathematics in the college entrance examination? ”

"You, the hell, there's something wrong with that tendon. I don't care about you, so you tell my dad. Murong Xiaozhao burst into tears, and angrily dialed her father's phone and handed it to Goldfinger.

"Teacher, I, I don't read anymore. ”

"You bunny, get back to me. ”

Teacher Murong's voice was loud and a little domineering, but it also revealed a deep concern for Goldfinger: "You have always been the best student in the school, I have already told the principal, let you go to the first year of high school, and then you will take the high school entrance examination in the next year, and if you skip one level after passing the exam, it will not have any impact." ”

"It's useless to read!"

"You don't use your head, you're going to be angry with the teacher! Do you know that the teacher quarreled with the principal and the vice principal eighteen times just now for your business, and I have never quarreled so many times in my life, and the teacher's name and I have been ruined in your hands, if you don't go back to study, you won't come to see me again in the future." ”

"Then teacher, take care!"

Goldfinger hung up the phone and turned to leave.

"Stop, don't go, thief," Murong Xiaozhao shouted, and grabbed Goldfinger's shirt, "You robbed Miss Ben of three hundred oceans just now, and accompany Miss Ben to the teaching office." ”

"Little sister Hugh wants to be so shameless, pull and pull, and tarnish people's reputation, what kind of system, for this kind of deed, if there is a wind and grass, I recognize my sister in my eyes, but I don't recognize my sister in my fist!"

"Rob... Rob, kill... People, Ah Da, Ah Er, quickly intercept that fierce man for me. ”

"Strong... Treacherous, no... Li, big dog, second dog, Wangcai, chase me!"

"Jin Lian, Bottle, Chunmei, the officials ran away. ”

Murong Xiaozhao saw that the situation was not good, and shouted loudly, and the response was like a cloud for a while:

"Ah Da respectfully obeys the orders of the county lord!"

"Ah Er obeys the orders of the county lord!"

"The big dog will live up to the trust of its master!"

"The second dog will live up to the trust of the master!"

"Prosperous wealth!"

…………

"Officials, don't run, how can officials bear to leave Jin Lian alone!"

"Xianggong, how can you bear to leave the slave bottle. ”

"Official, Chunmei will never have any dealings with Zhou Yi anymore, and she will never make you angry. ”

But I saw that there were endless heads pouring out of the two banks of the Qinjiang River, all of them were young men and girls, dressed in strange costumes, and they were outflanked by Changsheng Bridge from both sides of the Qinjiang River, like thousands of troops and horses, rushing to kill.

"Damn, there is an ambush," Goldfinger rushed left and right, pointing at a group of officials and scolding, "If you don't sign up for study, how can you follow the little junior sister to mess around, Xiaosheng is wronged, I hope that all the classmates who live in the past will see the past and let Xiaosheng have a way out." Also, the classmates in the next class, why are you here too, and I don't know you well, get out of the way quickly, so as not to miss your way of life. ”

"Haha, senior brother is dying, dare to run, come back with me to see the teacher as soon as possible, otherwise don't blame me for cleaning the portal on behalf of the teacher. Zhu Bajie shook his head, but his kung fu was not slow, and he hit a rake and intercepted the way.

"Don't, the senior brother is so handsome, let him apologize to Brother Tang Seng, and the master will spare his life. The little dragon girl patted her chest, she was plain white, and she was blinded by the titanium alloy eyes of the sand monk on the side.

The golden finger bullied and went straight forward, hugged Zhu Bajie, fell over the shoulder, and threw him on Lu Zhishen, who strode over, Lu Zhishen was annoyed and ashamed, lifted Zhu Bajie, threw it under the bridge, and there was a plop under the bridge for a long time.

At this time, the golden finger had rushed to the middle of the bridge, how could there be too many heroes, and dozens of heroes led by Shiyu and Song Jiang were blocked in front, and it was obvious that this road was impassable. The pursuers swarmed behind, and the retreat was cut off.

Goldfinger looked back and forth, expecting that it would be difficult to get out of this difficulty, so he hurriedly straightened his chest and shouted: "I have no enmity with you in the past, and I have no grievances in the near future, so I can't stop Xiaosheng from going way." It must be known that when the husband is angry, blood is splashed in five steps, and within ten steps, he will wait for death and have no way to return. ”

"Oh, bold fanatics, are you guilty?" Bao Qingtian came out of the crowd in official uniform, "The murderer Goldfinger robbed the people's daughter Murong Xiaozhao for 300 oceans and resisted arrest, the crime is increased by the third degree, and he should be beheaded according to the law." Nian Er is young and ignorant, and he will be punished lightly, and now this official sentences you to return to school and be confined for three years, and you can accept the sentence if you study with a crime?"

"Joke, who is you, who set up a private court, and used the laws of the Northern Song Dynasty a thousand years ago to disregard people's lives, can you be guilty and make way?"

"Official, can you bear to leave Jin Lian and ignore it?" Pan Jinlian cried to the ground and sobbed, "It's all because the slave family didn't serve the officials well, or you have a round room with Bottle'er at night, although Bottle'er is young, it's actually sullen?"

"Ha", "hahahaha".

Everyone laughed, and the third prince laughed so much that he didn't even know that Hot Wheels had fallen.

"Who do you say is sullen and rampant... Woman. Li Bei'er was not happy, and rushed up to tear the corners of Pan Jinlian's mouth, but a pair of wonderful eyes stayed on the golden finger and held the road tightly.

"Goldfinger, you will descend," Ah Da Piao pointed at each other, "The county lord is clever, I expected that you would flee after you robbed the entanglement, and arranged for us to ambush here, as long as you descend to the county lord, I will be the master, and the county lord will be married to you, powerful and beautiful, at your fingertips, like you, a waste who has not even passed the high school entrance examination, not to mention a few decades of struggle." ”

"Yes, the little junior sister is fairy, delicate and lovely, has learned martial arts fantasy, is knowledgeable, gentle and considerate, and is infatuated, and everyone knows it. The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan said in a deep voice.

"You're a dead man's head," Murong Xiaozhao snatched Ke Zhenxi's crutch and beat him with his cane, "Miss Ben's eyes have taken a fancy to him, and she is infatuated there, and the toad wants to eat swan meat, and she thinks in vain." ”

"Non-yes, non-yes, I want to go to the blue sky to catch the bright moon, catch the dragon in the next nine days, travel thousands of miles, soak in the city, happy life, please wait for me not to block my way," Goldfinger was high-spirited, "Brother Gongming, you look at the Japanese swine fever, Didi is harmful, the teenager drinks water and is highly poisonous, the student was punished for eating swill, the man was detained for 8 days and died, the world is not peaceful, you are greedy for enjoyment of being recruited and dare not do the right thing for the sky, why not lead all the heroes to retreat, give way to me, I will sway the demons and kill the demons, and punish all the evil!"

Mad!

Arrogant!

Very arrogant!

Heroes from all walks of life just sneered, wanting to make way, no way, Song Jiang was dressed in a white robe with a black face: "I think I am the No. 1 person in Liangshan, I have studied history since I was a child, and I have the power to schem when I grow up, and in today's materialistic society, I still have latent minions to endure;

"There is nothing to do in the world, and mediocre people disturb themselves!" Yang Zhi was dressed in a green gauze shirt and scolded angrily.

"Heaven will kill me, not a crime of war," Goldfinger raised his head and sighed, then jumped off the bridge, and only after a while on the river did a head emerge, "Little junior sister, all dog officials and thieves, we will have a period in the future." Today's shame, if I am the Green Emperor in his year, there will be no room for the destruction of the Nine Clans. ”

"Cut !!" A group of heroes booed, and then rushed to both sides of the strait.

"Get out, you get out of me!" Murong Xiaozhao took out his mobile phone and threw it down, "Don't let me see you again, I will break your dog's legs." ”

"Little junior sister, the iPhone is very expensive, next time I buy a domestic one," Goldfinger stretched out his hand and threw it on the bridge, "Damn, the plan to delay the army, Zhu Bajie, how did you transform?"

"Little two, little three, Yan Qing, don't go that thief, you have to see people in life, and you have to see corpses in death!" Song Gongming said loudly.

But I saw a few good hands wearing water backings and swimming goggles gushing out from under the bridge, chopping the waves and outflanking them.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Goldfinger plunged into the water and never came up again.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes, ten minutes, and I never saw the golden finger appear.

Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaosan, Yan Qing and others dived into the water to search for a long time, but found nothing, and went ashore with a pale face: "Little junior sister, we missed a little, but I didn't expect him to be on guard and bring a trachea." ”

"Alas, the county lord has no last resort, but the thief is too cunning. ”

"Little junior sister, what's the matter if you leave a little bit?"

"Waste, you are all waste," Murong Xiaozhao was so angry that he threw his phone on the stone slab on the ground, the phone flicked awkwardly, rolled a few more times, fell into the Qinjiang River, splashed a few waves, and then the waves were calm, as if nothing had happened.

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the bastard is gone!