Chapter 39: Why Do You Always Sell Scissors [Ask for Collections, Ask for Recommendation Votes]
"It's not fair. The Kunyu, who was paddling in the air, was the first to object, and it felt that Chu Ye's idea was problematic.
"How is it unfair?"
Chu Ye looked at Kunyu suspiciously, he was a relatively democratic person, as long as there was any opposition, he would listen to his opinions.
Kunyu said in a heartfelt voice: "Why are we five guessing boxing, I think you also have to participate in guessing boxing activities, if you lose, you have to save them." ”
"The carp is right. The Siamese cat was the first to agree.
Unexpectedly, the big cat who was fighting against him everywhere stood by his side this time, and Kunyu was very moved, but why did it call itself carp, it should be a slip of the tongue.
"Big cat, let me say, you just called me by the wrong name......"
"Don't worry about these details. The Siamese cat glanced at the kun lightly, not paying attention.
"But the devil is in the details. Kunyu said.
"Failure is the mother of success. ”
The Siamese cat is still glancing at the kunyu, just now it deliberately said something wrong, what else can you do.
Kunyu refused to admit defeat, and said: "As long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle." ”
"Three thousand weak waters, only one scoop. ”
"Sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat. ”
“......”
The Kunyu and the Siamese cat sprayed each other without warning, Chu Ye was confused, and quickly interrupted them nonsense, saying:
"Since you all think that I should guess boxing, then I won't say much, let's guess the boxing to determine the winner, and the loser should not have any complaints, obediently go to save people. ”
"Good. Several pets said in unison.
"You guys, we'll sit in a circle, and we'll listen to my orders, and I'll punch and we'll punch together. ”
Seeing a few pets nodding, the corners of Chu Ye's mouth rose, and he immediately said, "One, two, three, punch." ”
The squirrel who heard Chu Ye's order immediately closed his eyes, and then his two paws couldn't help but clench into fists.
The Siamese cat's paws are also clenched into fists and stretched out.
The same goes for toads.
The same goes for the big white goose.
Chu Ye was also very witty, and he swung out with a fist.
Only Kunyu, stupidly throwing out the tail of the fish, a pair of scissors appeared in front of him.
The answer is self-evident, Kunyu lost.
"This kunyu is really stupid, obviously I hinted that everyone punches, the fist represents the stone, and the stone is good, but it just comes out of the scissors and pretends to be smart. Chu Ye couldn't help but shake his head and sighed for the stupid kunyu.
"I wasn't ready, we won two out of three. ”
Kunyu just tried his hand just now, and didn't get serious, and said: "Next, we will win two out of three games, and the loser will have to fulfill the trivial matter of saving people." ”
"Okay, should we give it one more chance?" Chu Ye asked a few pets.
The pet nodded, agreeing with Chu Ye's words.
"In that case, give the Kunyu player another chance, everyone prepares, and then we are ready to win two out of three games, listen to my order, one, two, three, punch. ”
Bang bang –
There were six wind-breaking sounds in the air, and everyone's punching speed was very fast, this time Kunyu still came out with scissors, everyone punched, and Kunyu lost the first game.
"One, two, three, punch. ”
"One, two, three, punch. ”
Chu Ye shouted three times, and everyone punched quickly, and only Kunyu had a beautiful tail flick every time, I don't know if it was deliberately handsome, three beautiful scissors in a row, Kunyu was completely defeated.
"It's not fair. Kunyu roared.
"Shit is unfair, why are you out of scissors?" Chu Ye pretended not to understand.
"Yes, why?" the toad, the great white goose, the squirrel, and the Siamese cat all let out a torture from the soul.
"I ......" I can't say the bitterness in my heart, the tail of the kunyu seems to be able to only produce scissors, not stone and paper, this is where it is depressed, several consecutive defeats, it has to close itself, and tears from the corners of its eyes are bursting out of anger.
Seeing Kunyu's teary eyes and heartbroken, Chu Ye comforted: "The task is handed over to you, it's just to protect people, it's very simple, why cry?"
“o_o!”
Kunyu put on a pair of dead fish eyes, just looked at Chu Ye like this, and said, "Won't your conscience hurt?"
It is Chu Ye's guessing boxing, and anyone with a little brain knows that this is a meaningless topic at all, because it can only produce scissors.
Chu Ye was too lazy to look at the dead fish eyes of the kunyu, and said lightly: "What is conscience, and you can't eat it, let's eat some meat to fill your stomach." ”
At this time, the meat was almost roasted, Chu Ye took out a bunch of condiments, sprinkled them on the meat one by one, and then rotated them evenly, the fragrance overflowed, and the little fox demon next to him had straight eyes, constantly licking his little lips.
Shen Ning, Xu Qinchun, Yu Shiruo and Granny Yan not far away couldn't resist such a fragrance at all, and they kept lingering on the tip of their noses, and they looked over one after another.
"Do you want to eat, if you eat, I'll make another copy?" Chu Ye looked at them.
Under the blood mist, with a faint smell of blood, although they had been purified by the bubbles of the kun, they still felt that they could not eat casually in it.
Since they didn't eat it, Chu Ye took off the barbecue and distributed it to a few pets, seeing that the little fox demon's saliva was about to flow out, Chu Ye handed her a piece and said, "You taste it." ”
"Can I eat it?"
The fox demon swallowed her saliva, but as she spoke, her hand reached out to take the meat and took a careful bite.
Suddenly, she saw a stream of golden energy overflowing, and her mouth was full of strange golden energy.
"What is this?" said Fox Pear's mouth spewing out golden energy.
"Don't talk, just eat. Chu Ye covered her mouth.
The fox demon obediently listened to the lecture, and with every bite, the golden energy emanated.
The three members of the Sword Immortal Sect and Granny Yan not far away looked at Chu Ye and the others with shocked expressions, they didn't know what it was, but they felt a very pure and pure energy being swallowed into their stomachs, and then slowly digested it.
The fox demon ate quickly, and ate the meat given by Chu Ye at once, and then looked at the meat in Chu Ye's hand.
Chu Ye smiled, "The first time you eat, you can only eat less, and if you eat more, you will fall into a deep sleep, and you won't even be able to wake up." ”
"Oh. ”
Fox pear secretly felt a pity, she felt that this meat was very delicious, eating into the stomach, there was an energy running everywhere in the body, it seemed to be dredging the meridians and forging muscles and bones, this feeling was very wonderful, and I wanted to eat a few more pieces, but he said he couldn't eat more.
Seeing Chu Ye drinking, Hu Li blinked, and then stretched out his hand and said, "I want it too." ”
"You're so bad at drinking that you can only take one sip. ”
"Hmm. ”
Huli took a sip of wine, and then lay comfortably on the ground, at this time she wanted to sleep.
So, she was about to fall asleep.
When she woke up, she found herself on Chu Ye's back, and in front of Chu Ye was a toad, which stretched out its claws and slapped it on top of the formation.
I saw a looming handprint appear in the sky, and the handprint was directly photographed, and suddenly the heavens and the earth were turbulent, and cracks appeared on the formation, and soon they were completely shattered.