Five_Chapter 427: The National Lover
"Damn! Li Xiran actually called over at such a time to openly show affection! This ...... This is so hurtful! Woo woo woo woo, my male god! I was snatched away by Li Xiran like this!"
"Grab a fart! Li Xiran was already Boss Ye's woman five years ago! The children are all five years old! You! So! Don't call yourself a national husband! After Boss Ye, you will be a national lover, hahahaha!"
"Rotten girls! It's just that Li Xiran is calling at this time, what do you mean! Could it be that Li Xiran won't let Boss Ye take it off?"
"Isn't it, is it??, Boss Ye is still a man who is afraid of his wife at home?"
"Have you forgotten that Ip Man once said that there is no man in the world who is afraid of his wife, only a man who respects his wife! Boss Ye and Master Ip Man are both surnamed Ye, and they were a family five hundred years ago, so they naturally inherited this fine tradition. ”
In fact, at this time, Ye Han didn't know the purpose of Li Xiran's call, so he shrugged his shoulders curiously and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Am I jealous of such a trivial matter? I just want to ask my husband, are you thirsty?" On the phone, Li Xiran's voice was very sexy, making all the men on the scene feel numb all over their bodies.
In this life, if you can marry a woman who can compare to one-tenth of Li Xiran, you will have no regrets in your life!
"Wow! It's so exciting! Li Xiran actually asked Boss Ye if he was thirsty! Is it thirsty above or below!"
"Yes! Asking if you are thirsty at this time is really intriguing! Boss Ye, when you go home tonight, I'm afraid you will suffer!"
"I envy Li Xiran, I envy Boss Ye, this scene is simply going to abuse us single dogs!"
Ye Han blinked, and then replied, "I'm not thirsty, what's wrong?"
"How can you not be thirsty? Husband, drink a bottle of water and take it off. Okay, let's not talk about it, hang up, hee-hee. After speaking, Li Xiran hung up the phone directly.
And letting Ye Han drink water before taking off his clothes was a method that Yan Xi and Li Xiran came up with together.
The reason is actually very simple, because in high school, on the basketball court, for girls, the most charming picture is that after the boy plays, sweating profusely, he casually picks up a bottle of mineral water, drinks the water into his mouth, flows to his neck, and then takes off his vest, which is really a classic!
At this time, Ye Han also understood, and also knew that Li Xiran and Yan Xi must be watching the live broadcast, so he shrugged his shoulders and said to the host: "Brother, come to a bottle of water." ”
"Good...... Okay, Boss Ye!" The host immediately brought a bottle of water for Ye Han, and then, without hesitation, Ye Han unscrewed the cap of the bottle, leaking while drinking, and suddenly soaked the black vest.
The girls in the audience, at this moment, are really burning! Such a picture, for girls with general concentration, is really unbearable!
Then, Ye Han crossed his hands again, and took off his vest without hesitation, instantly revealing amazing muscle lines, and the screams in his ears suddenly abruptly arose!
Ye Han threw away the vest, looked at everyone, and said with a smile: "Before going to the track and field for a run, I have a request, I don't know if everyone agrees." ”
"Boss Ye, say it!"
"Yes, Boss Ye, if you want us all to get rid of and run with you, we are willing!"
"Well, Boss Ye, why don't all the girls in the audience take off their underwear and run with our Boss Ye!"
Hearing the voices of the audience, Ye Han couldn't help laughing, and then said: "Although I want a few people to run with me, in my heart, there are already designated candidates." ”
When Ye Han said this, the audience instantly turned their eyes to Chu Minjun.
Chu Minjun was stunned for a moment, but he didn't feel a sense of crisis at this time, although Chu Minjun's figure was not as good as Ye Han's, but it was not bad.
Ye Han said with a smile: "This naked run originated from a bet between me and Mr. Chu Minjun last month, I bet that Mr. Chu Minjun's new album would not sell more than one million copies last month, but I lost, Mr. Chu Minjun's new album just sold one million copies." So, you have to admit defeat if you want to gamble, right?"
"Uh-huh, Boss Ye is honest!"
"Yes, willing to gamble and lose is the first principle of gambling!"
The audience agreed with Ye Han's statement.
At this time, Ye Han came to Chu Minjun's face, smiled slightly, and said, "Mr. Chu, what I said is right, I must admit defeat if I wish to gamble." ”
Ye Han's appearance made Chu Minjun a little nervous, stared at Ye Han awkwardly, nodded, and said, "Yes...... Yes, Boss Ye is right. ”
"Okay, so in that case, there's a sales data sheet, and I still want you to take a look. Ye Han turned around and asked the relevant personnel to put a sales data sheet on the big screen!
When I saw the data sheet, the scene was in an uproar again!
"I'll go! This is a return data sheet!"
"Yes, there is naturally a return for trading, this is the return order of Chu Minjun's album, and it was all produced this month, but the time to buy it was last month!"
"Nearly 30,000 tickets have been returned!"
While the audience was discussing, Ye Han asked again: "Then do you think Mr. Chu's sales last month should be reduced from these 30,000 return orders?"
"Of course you want to! The return of the goods indicates that the sale was not successful, of course you have to reduce it!"
"Yes!
Chu Minjun's total sales last month were 1012343, minus the current 32,009 copies, a total of 980334 copies!
"Hahahaha, it turns out that the person who lost is not Boss Ye! It's Chu Minjun!"
"It turns out that it was Chu Minjun who lost! I! The person who wants to run naked, it's Chu Minjun who is right! Run naked! Run naked!
The audience at the scene shouted the slogan of naked running again.
Ye Han smiled at Chu Minjun and said: "Mr. Chu, you said it yourself, you must accept defeat if you want to gamble, so it seems that the person who loses seems to be you! Of course, I also fully respect the opinions of the audience, just now the audience only asked me to take off my shirt, so now, if the audience only let you take off your shirt and run naked, I will naturally have no opinion." ”
"No! It must be all stripped naked! Boss Ye is the male god in our minds, Chu Minjun is not! Stripped naked!
"That's it, Boss Ye, we don't want him to take it off! But Chu Minjun, we are not only willing! We will also take a picture! Hahaha! Take it off quickly! Don't ink!"
"Chu Minjun, Lao Tzu, let me declare it in advance! If you don't take it off, five minutes later, Lao Tzu will take my brother and come down to help you take it off!"
The scene at this time is already embattled for Chu Minjun, Chu Minjun wants to die for a while, but he also knows that in the face of such a scene, even if he doesn't take it off, he will be rushed down by this group of crazy fans!
Chu Minjun really didn't expect that this time, he would dig a big hole for himself again!
Helpless, Chu Minjun had no choice but to take off his shirt tremblingly, although Chu Minjun's figure was not bad, but when Chu Minjun stood beside Ye Han shirtless, there was a burst of boos at the scene.
"Hey! Compared with Boss Ye, this figure is just one day and one earth!
"Yes, this thin-skinned and tender flesh looks like a man!"
"I'm not interested, the old lady said that she has no interest in Chu Minjun's body at all!"
"Let's see how Chu Minjun's bottom is!"
"Take it off!"
This time, Ye Han's fans were also ready to completely embarrass Chu Minjun, Ye Han shrugged his shoulders and said, "Take it off, Mr. Chu." ”
Chu Minjun swallowed his saliva fiercely and wanted to run away, but he didn't have the ability, so he had to take off his pants again.
Moreover, Chu Minjun was still wearing a pair of pink underwear today, and when he saw this underwear, there were already many female viewers at the scene, and they began to make a retching expression!
"It's disgusting!
"Damn, it's just a pervert! A man is wearing pink panties!"
"Take it off quickly!"
Chu Minjun's forehead was already in cold sweat, and he finally gritted his teeth and took off his underwear directly!