The monkey laughed and said, "Look at you like that, what's so strange? I guess it's just that the Taoist temple may have put some soothing incense, or planted some flowers and plants to play this role." Otherwise, it is impossible to have this effect, this is not a famous mountain and ancient temple, and there is no such heritage. ”

As the monkey spoke, he came to the door, and was surprised to find that many of his original distractions were gone, and his temperament was much more comfortable.

But the monkey still insisted, "Hey, this medicine is quite strong. Come on, we've really met a liar, Brother Monkey, how many temples and Taoist temples have I been to. There is no one with such a strong effect? You have to see it quickly, and leave it after reading it, this is not a place to stay for a long time. ”

After speaking, the monkey patted the big vermilion iron gate and said with a smile: "This big iron gate is thick, so thick that it is ten centimeters, and such a thick door can be used as a gate." Listen to this voice, how sincere it is, how timid the Taoist priest of this Taoist temple is, so that he can make such a thick iron gate. ”

The fat man also knocked and said with a smile: "It's really thick." ”

"Everyone is having fun!"

"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"

"Oh yes! Mom!" The fat man who was talking was frightened by Haotian's Buddha horn and jumped up on the spot, and when he saw that it was a fair-skinned and handsome little Taoist priest, he was relieved and bold.

The fat man shouted: "Are you a Taoist priest sick? You don't say hello when you come? Suddenly you pop out and want to scare people to death? Don't you know if people are scared to death?"

Haotian scolded in his heart: "TM's Lao Tzu has been standing here for a long time, you have been nagging for a long time, and no one of you has looked at me, blame me?"

Fortunately, this is, Huiqin grabbed the angry fat man and said: "People have been standing here for a long time, don't you see it, are you still weird?"

The fat man was suddenly embarrassed, but he didn't mean to apologize.

Huiqin said: "This Taoist leader, hello, may I ask if you are from this Taoist temple?"

Seeing that Huiqin was helping him speak, Haotian was naturally in a much better mood, and responded with a smile: "Poor Dao Haotian is the master of this Heavenly Taoist Temple, and the only Taoist priest here. ”

Hearing this, Huiqin and the others blushed and said bad things in front of others, regardless of whether they were bad people or not, they didn't do it. Moreover, if you do this, and you are not a bad person, you are also a bad person......

Huiqin said embarrassedly: "Dao Chief, that, we just said it casually, don't take it seriously." ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the female layman is polite, the words of a few people are common sense, how can the poor Dao care. ”

Haotian said this, but in his heart he really wanted to close the door and let the dog go, and drive the fat man and the monkey down the mountain, it was simply too unlikely, and he said that he was a liar in front of him, and the uncle could not bear it! But he was a Taoist priest, and he still had to endure it......

"Okay, don't be a Taoist who is not a Taoist, Huiqin, look at it, this is a little Taoist priest younger than you, to put it mildly, this is also a Taoist temple, just him. Put it in a larger Taoist temple or temple, that is, the role of a small Taoist priest who carries water and does chores. Boy, don't pretend, tell me honestly, did you build this Taoist temple? Where is your hometown? Not a liar, right?"

At this time, the monkey came up to the front and said unceremoniously.

When Huiqin heard this, she pulled a monkey and said, "Monkey, don't do this. ”

The monkey didn't care, and when he looked up, he shouted: "The body is not afraid of shadows, does not do bad things, and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door." Besides, I said a few words, what's wrong? Besides, you see that this Taoist priest wears tattered clothes, but his skin is whiter and more tender than yours, is this kind of person like a person who can endure hardships? He must be a liar who usually wears fine clothes and food! And I think the ability to deceive people is still small. But I met Brother Monkey today, so that's the end of it. ”

When Haotian heard this, he was angry, but it was not easy to attack, so he had to say: "Donor, what you said is so unreasonable, Poor Dao has been practicing in this Heavenly Dao Temple since he was a child, and the villagers under the mountain know this." Poor Dao grew up eating hundreds of meals since he was a child, how did he become a liar?"

"Hey, that's what you spent your money, right? Lie for you, as long as the money is in place, nothing you said. The monkey replied.

The fat man on the side shouted: "Look, everyone, there is a wireless network over here, tsk, this Taoist priest is so trendy!

When Zhao Xiaoya and Yang Ying heard this, they hurriedly took out their mobile phones, and sure enough, there was a wireless signal, or a full-grid signal, obviously it could not be covered under the mountain. One by one, they looked at Haotian suspiciously.

Huiqin also looked at Haotian curiously.

Haotian said flatly: "Poor Dao is just practicing here, zou is not a savage, is it strange to have a wireless network? In addition, this wireless is installed by the government, if you don't believe it, you can ask." ”

"Okay, I won't talk to you, we just come to see, you don't care about us, if you don't follow us, we will treat you as a Taoist. If you're nagging here and saying unlucky things, don't blame my fat man's fists for not recognizing people!" said the fat man impatiently.

Haotian had been impatient for a long time, and since they were not welcome, Haotian turned around and left.

No matter the moment he turned around, Haotian's eyes suddenly changed!

At that moment, Haotian saw several people driving on the highway, and the monkey drove Zhao Xiaoya all the way, leaving the fat man and Yang Yinghuiqin behind. At this moment, a large fleet of trucks appeared in front of them, and the monkey was still laughing and said, "Look at me and I don't let the fat man eat the ashes." ”

After saying that, the monkey kicked off the accelerator and prepared to overtake the convoy, which had a total of six or two large cars, and the cars were full of cement. When the monkey overtook two large cars, suddenly the direction lights of a large car in front of him ran into the overtaking lane.

The monkey yelled and said, "Fuck, he can't run fast, what are you doing in the overtaking lane?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard the screeching sound of brakes, and the big car in front of me was braking at extreme speed!

The monkey's speed was so fast that it was about to crash, and the monkey plugged into the middle of the cart convoy, and as a result, the cart in front of it also began to brake, and the rear was also braking, but after all, the cart was too heavy to brake the car.

The monkey's car also couldn't brake, and it hit the back butt of the big car in front of it with a bang!

At that moment, the monkey and Zhao Xiaoya in the car were stunned, and before they could react, they heard a bang, and the rear compartment was also hit by something, and the next moment the two were horrified to see their car deformed rapidly, and the two of them screamed miserably, turning into meatloaf......

The picture of blood splashing, Haotian was also frightened when he saw it, and he was scared into a cold sweat!

"Dao Chief! Dao Chief?" At this moment, a whole shout woke Haotian up.

Haotian suddenly came back to his senses, waved his hand in a panic, and slapped on the big iron door behind him!

only heard a loud bang, and Haotian came to his senses.

……