550, on the feelings of pinching children (1/3)
At noon, Li Huaming hosted a banquet for Tang Shuang and others, and the venue was in the company's executive restaurant. Li Huaming's amount of alcohol is not large, but Xiao Na and others are massive, Tang Shuang's side, Tang Shuang is not good, and if he drinks too much, he will go crazy, so the order stops, Wang Jian and Ding Xiaoquan and others have a lot of alcohol, and they can fight hard.
Tang Shuang saw that they drank liquor as if they were drinking water, pouring cups into their stomachs, and couldn't help but be speechless. Last night at Bai Alum's house, everyone just ordered and stopped drinking, and they didn't advise drinking, so they didn't see the amount of alcohol that Wang Jian and Ding Xiaoquan had.
Xiao Na is such a little woman, in the first half of the dinner, she was quite low-key, and in the second half, she suddenly rose to the top, knocked down a capable cadre on Tang Shuang's side, and then after a period of persuasion that you pushed me and pulled, Wang Jian also fell, and Ding Xiaoquan and the rest of the people were still supporting.
When he returned to the hotel, Tang Shuang brought seven people, and only he and Ding Xiaoquan and the manager of the public relations department stood and went back.
In the afternoon, Luo Yuqing flew to Rongcheng to participate in a brand event, which disappointed Tang Shuang's expectations, in this case, he simply slept in the hotel, although he was not drunk at noon, but he was still a little dizzy. When I woke up, it was already 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone else woke up one after another, everyone had dinner at the hotel, and took the plane back to Guangdong at 7 o'clock in the evening.
After Tang Shuang sent a text message to inform Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian, as soon as he got on the plane, Candy'er's call came in, and Balabala wanted to chat with him. Fortunately, phone restrictions have been lifted on the plane, and phone calls are allowed, as long as they don't disturb the rest of the surrounding passengers.
chatted for half an hour, mainly Candy Girl, Tang Shuang listened, and just echoed from time to time, she just lacked an audience, until Huang Xiangning said that the call time was up, Candy Er reluctantly said goodbye.
"Xiaoshuang, mom is here to break us up again, really, you can't make a phone call, the Lun family still wants to video, Xiaoshuang video?" said in a low voice, and she didn't know where she hid in order to avoid Huang Xiangning's search.
“…… Don't, don't video, I'm going home soon, let's talk about it when we get home, hang up first, listen to your mother. Tang Shuang covered her mouth and whispered, trying to lower her voice so as not to disturb others.
"Let's talk for a while, talk for a while, Xiaoshuang, you don't know, how boring the Lun family is when you're not at home, no one talks to the Lun family, it's so pitiful, oops, it's still fun in kindergarten, well, Xiaoshuang is also fun, kindergarten is fun or Xiaoshuang is fun?emmmm~ Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, is it good for you to be a teacher in the kindergarten, like Teacher Zhang, then we can play every day, and you don't have to fly around to work anymore. Little Piggy said whimsically.
"You spare me, I don't want to take so many children, I have a headache, I can't take care of you, and I don't think children are fun except for you, I don't want to." "It is impossible to be a kindergarten teacher, Tang Shuang will be annoyed by insanity in one day.
"Oh-Xiaoshuang, are you saying that I'm so annoying? The baby is so well-behaved, how can you be annoyed by the Lun family, the Lun family is so cute and obedient, you can't talk nonsense. Candy said, "Eh, Xiaoshuang, you're right, children are so annoying, the children in the kindergarten class are chattering like a flock of ducks, Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, why do I sometimes think they are funny, sometimes I think they are so annoying, I want to pinch their little faces." ”
The unscrupulous eldest brother asked, "Then have you pinched it?"
“…… No, hee-hee - pinched two, hee-hee, like fudge, squishy, bouncing. Piggy snickered.
"Yes, a child's face is very funny, it's really like gummies, you want to pinch it twice after pinching it once, you must have pinched more than two, right? You must have pinched three, right?" Tang Shuang smiled evilly.
"Wow~ Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, do you think so too? I also think that the child's face is really easy to pinch, and I want to pinch it. "Little Piggy feels that he has found a confidant, and this kind of thing can only be said to Xiaoshuang, it is impossible for his parents, mothers and sisters, "Hehe, I pinched six, haha~"
Tang Shuang smiled: "You little villain!"
Candy retaliated with a tooth for a tooth, and also snickered: "Xiaoshuang, you big villain!"
Then he asked curiously: "The Lun family is a child in the small class, are you also Xiaoshuang?"
Tang Shuang: "Where can I find the children in the nursery class? I never pinch the children in the nursery class, they are too young, they will be pinched and cried, if you want to pinch the older children, the kind that will not cry so easily, you can pinch them a few more times." ”
Candy Er felt the same way, and hid in the corner of the room and nodded: "That's right, that's the case, the children in the kindergarten class like to cry so much, they cry when they pinch once, it's really, they're scared to death, they can't even win, and they also complained to the teacher, these little villains." ”
Tang Shuang's mind automatically generated the image of a little devil with horns on his head, pinching children everywhere, and running away when he pinched, leaving behind poor little people who were crying one by one.
"You have done so many bad things, have you been caught by the teacher? Why didn't the teacher report it to me?" Tang Shuang asked.
"Hee-hee-hee-"
The other end of the phone laughed for a long time, but he didn't speak, and it seems that the vigilance of the little pig is quite high.
"Have you written a review?" Tang Shuang asked tentatively.
"No, no! The Lun family is a good baby, so I don't write a review, only Xiaoshuang will write a review, hum! You can't think of candy like this, candy is a flag-raiser!"
"How many did you cry?" Tang Shuang asked again.
However, Candy's vigilance has risen, and she shook her head and said: "There is no such thing as crying, everyone is very happy, there is no such thing as crying, don't think about it, and you can't tell your mother." ”
"Xiaoshuang, how many did you cry?" Candy Candy has to fight back, she can't keep letting Xiaoshuang ask, she has to ask him, make him nervous, and he won't ask her when he's nervous.
Tang Shuang smiled: "I didn't cry at all." ”
Candy didn't believe it: "You must be crying, you are not honest." ”
Tang Shuang: "The Lun family really didn't pinch and cry, the Lun family only pinched a child, this child is super strong, super optimistic, never cries easily, it is impossible for her to cry without pinching seven or eight times, you can rest assured that she can pinch it." ”
"Ha, why does the Lun family cry when they pinch once, those little babies are not strong, eh, why hasn't the Lun family met such a good pinched baby, hey? Xiaoshuang is a big villain, who are you pinching? Why don't I know that you know the baby? Do you have other children?"
Candy then remembered that Xiaoshuang, the big villain, didn't seem to know other children, could it be that he secretly met the baby outside?
"No, no, don't frame a good brother, without your permission, the Lun family doesn't take the initiative to know other children, but you also know, my brother is so good, he is very fond of children outside, and he often meets children who take the initiative to talk to the Lun family, but you can rest assured, the Lun family does not take the initiative, does not refuse, is not responsible, and will not affect your status in your brother's heart, let go of a hundred hearts." ”
Tang Shuang does like children, there seems to be a natural sense of closeness, children see that he doesn't recognize life at all, and he can play very well, which is the main reason why Candy is so vigilant.
Candy didn't quite understand what he meant by not taking the initiative, refusing, and not being responsible, but it didn't prevent her from launching Bobo Boxing: "Uh-huh~mmmmmm......mm Bobo punches you flat!"
Tang Shuang was almost killed on the phone, and finally earned a life, but he even had to talk weakly, Candy Balabala lectured him, and in a word, he was not allowed to know other children without her knowledge!
"No problem, you have the final say, everything is under your command, what else do you have to explain, little piggy?" Tang Shuang's attitude was super good.
Candy thought about it, and a question was ignored, and asked, "Who is the little friend you pinched, and will you take me to see it tomorrow?"
The small vinegar jar is still not at ease.
"Don't look at it, there's nothing to see, I can pinch the children except for a little pig called Candy, there is no one else, the Lun family tells you, the little pig pig is very easy to pinch, meaty, soft, and feels super good, the key is that she doesn't cry, it's no problem to pinch it seven times or eight times, oops, it's really a good boy, hahaha-Ka!"
The laughter braked suddenly, and the sound broke, because the people around him looked at him like a fool, and even the flight attendant lady looked at it, originally the girl wanted to ask him for WeChat, but when she saw this situation, she thought about it, although she was handsome, but she raised a silly boy at home, and her salary was not enough, so she was going bankrupt.
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