Text Chapter 248 A Female Psychopath Who Can't Be Provoked

Cui Lao didn't speak, but took the wine that Xiao Peng took out, put it in his hand and looked at it carefully.

"Old Cui, are you okay?" asked Lu Lao.

Cui Lao put down the wine bottle in his hand and sighed: "You old guys, be content, you can drink a sip of this wine, and you have no regrets in this life!"

The old man was stunned: "Old Cui, is it so exaggerated?"

Cui Lao Youyou said: "This wine, I have only seen it in the auction records of the auction house, the 35-year-old green brand Lai Mao, a few years ago, was auctioned for tens of millions of dollars. What is it worth now。。。。。。 Do you count yourselves?"

Cui Lao's words completely stunned the rest of the old people, tens of millions of sky-high prices of liquor?

Looking at the liquor on the table, a few old people, you look at me, I look at you, but no one moved. This liquor worth tens of millions, if you don't want to drink it, it's fake, and if you don't dare to drink it, it's true. This is not drinking, this is drinking gold! Xiao Peng took out this wine, if there was a plan, it would be really difficult to do.

Xiao Peng looked at a few embarrassed old men, smiled, and directly slapped the sealing mud: "How can you do it if you don't drink some good wine for the New Year?" If the so-called vintage wine is so delicious, why do you drink the special Moutai wine of the year? What is "wine is the fragrance of aging", isn't this the same as "diamonds are forever and one will last forever", it is just an advertising slogan. ”

The biggest scam about liquor is that it is not fake liquor, but the so-called 'vintage liquor', which is a sinkhole! At present, 99.99% of the 'vintage liquor' in the Chinese market is a fraud.

Originally, there was no so-called concept of vintage liquor, since ancient times, it was newly brewed and drunk, and the wine that had just come out of the cellar was the most popular.

The concept of 'vintage wine' was introduced from foreign wines. The sake has a very strict vintage system.

For example, the vintage grade of brandy: it can only be called VO if it has been stored for more than two years, it can be called XO if it has been aged for at least eight and a half years, and those top-quality XOs, such as Rémy Martin Louis XIII, must be more than 40 years old. And wine too, they will strictly record the year of production, because every year because of the different climate and rain, the wine made from the grapes collected is different, so the year of production must be recorded to distinguish its difference, the most familiar to the Chinese people '82 Lafite', which is how it comes from.

And the reason why they engage in hierarchy is really not to pay attention, but to make a profit!

No matter what it is, as long as it is divided into grades, it means huge profits, what '82-year-old Lafite' sells for sky-high prices?

But when it comes to dividing the vintage, the wine looks tall, which is in line with the European tradition of being sophisticated, and the winery will be laughed at if it is not divided into vintages.

A few businessmen joined forces to get a few bottles of old liquor that someone was reluctant to drink as a souvenir and put them up for auction, hype up the price, and then come to a few fake news to say what to find the 'thousand-year-old liquor', open it to see the 'fragrant wine', and after the whole classic advertising slogan 'wine is aged and fragrant', the vintage liquor instantly occupied the Huaxia liquor market, and there are at least thousands of brands of 'vintage liquor' on the market, and the price is more expensive than the other.

Fools also know that wine contains alcohol, and it is still 'fragrant' after hundreds of years? The alcohol has long since evaporated, and the rest is about the same as water! The 'Lai Mao' in Xiao Peng's hand is already light now. Not to mention the 'wine of hundreds of years ago'? Isn't that a joke?

But the common people eat this set, one by one do not know how to pretend to understand the wine's 'hops', 'hanging cups' to taste the quality of wine------ any kind of alcoholic beverage in the world will hang the glass, the more alcohol the more powerful the glass, this is a very ordinary physical phenomenon! And in order to cater to these people, wine merchants directly add 'plasticizer' and 'hop agent' to the wine, and the famous 'drunkard wine' is famous because of the 'plasticizer', and it is just a microcosm of the industry.

A few old people, you look at me, I look at you, Vice Chairman Sun laughed, and picked up the wine glass: "Lao Cui is right, such a precious wine, there is no such shop in this village." Thanks to him, let's taste it too. ”

With Lao Sun taking the lead, several old people poured a glass of wine, this wine has been placed for so many years, and it has evaporated a lot, and one person is just a small cup, and the color is yellow, which is not a quality problem.

Under normal circumstances, liquor should be pure grain liquor or sauce-flavored liquor, which is prone to this phenomenon, followed by aromatic liquor and strong aroma liquor. The light-flavored liquor will not appear yellowing no matter how long it is placed, and the rice-flavored liquor cannot turn yellow, if it appears, there is a problem with the product.

Lai Mao is a sauce-flavored liquor, and it is normal for it to turn yellow.

Lu Lao couldn't wait to pick up the wine glass and take a sip, and the rest of the elders hurriedly asked him, "How does it taste?"

Lu Lao smiled slightly: "How does it taste, let's not accept it first, anyway, I only know that I have drunk at least tens of thousands of yuan in this sip." ”

Listening to Lu Lao's words, everyone laughed.

Lu Lao smiled slightly: "Boy, after drinking your wine, it's not good for me not to show you, so be it." I also have a gift for you, I don't know if you like it or not. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "A gift for me?"

Lu Lao smiled: "Come in!"

Xiao Peng tilted his head and saw that Lu Ya walked in cautiously with a huge piano case in her hand.

Xiao Peng frowned slightly when he saw Lu Ya coming in, Lu Lao looked at it and hurriedly said, "This is a gift for you, do you like it?"

Xiao Peng took the piano case, opened it, and his eyes lit up: "The Great Sage's Last Voice?"

Lu Lao smiled and said: "That's right, it's the Great Sage's Last Voice, I heard that you are very interested in him, and a few of our old guys will bring it together, don't break it." ”

Xiao Peng carefully stroked the Great Sage's last words: "It's so beautiful, it deserves to be the first batch of palace pianos in the Li Heng period, perfect." Xiao Peng couldn't put it down.

Vice Chairman Sun smiled: "Boy, I see that your eyes are almost straight, why don't you play a song and let us enjoy it?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Grandpa Sun, I drank today, and playing this piano now is an insult to this piano." ”

Lu Lao sighed: "I really can't see through you kid, let's say you're cynical, you have principles more than anyone else, say you have principles, and you're fooling around all day long." But you are indeed a good boy, although I didn't hear you play the piano, and I said this to you, I believe that you must be superb in the piano, but you will not spoil this piano. ”

Xiao Peng carefully put the piano away: "Then I thank a few grandfathers for their kindness!

"Boy, Lao Sun said it, you don't drink much, and your tone is not small. Okay, Xiaoyu, go move the box of Moutai, today I want to see how much this kid can drink!"

"Don't mind, you're all so old, you can drink less and drink less, your body is the most important!"

"Didn't you say you could drink?"

"Can't I brag?"

"Hahahahahaha。。。。。。 ”

After the meal, a few old people were sent away, but Lu Ya stayed behind and cleaned up the room with Sister-in-law Qian.

Although Xiao Peng shouted the slogan that he would not return if he was not drunk, several old men did not feed him, and a few people were just chatting. But even so, Xiao Peng was groggy, dizzy, and fell asleep on the bed.

In a daze, Xiao Peng felt dry and wanted to find some water to drink, but as soon as he opened his eyes, Xiao Peng was scared to wake up.

Lu Ya was sitting in front of her bed, holding a book in her hand, reading it with relish.

"Why are you here? What time is it?" Xiao Peng was so frightened that he woke up instantly.

Lu Ya's face was calm: "Are you awake?" Lu Ya looked at the watch in her hand: "It's two o'clock in the morning." ”

"You mean, why are you here?" Xiao Peng was about to go crazy.

"You slept drunk and I was here all along. Lu Ya said.

"Then what are you doing here?" Xiao Peng glared at Lu Ya.

Lu Ya looked at Xiao Peng with a serious expression: "I want you to teach me the treatment method for pancreatic cancer." ”

Xiao Peng couldn't cry or laugh: "You don't want to leave me for this? Lonely men and widows are in the same room in the middle of the night, and your grandfather will not break your legs if he knows it!"

After hearing this, a smile appeared on Lu Ya's face: "Maybe my grandfather will break your leg!"

Xiao Peng was speechless: "If you want to learn my medical skills, I'm sorry, you really can't learn this, I am a Chinese medicine, and your Western medicine is completely two ways, and I also need to use qi control needles and other treatment methods here, these are things that you can't understand, in your words, science can't explain!"

Lu Ya looked serious: "I admit that I was originally prejudiced against Chinese medicine, but this time you treated Grandpa Sun, which completely subverted my cognition." Traditional Chinese medicine is also an advanced medical skill. Please teach me that I am willing to pay any price?"

Xiao Peng's eyes widened, is this woman crazy?

Lu Ya stood up and took off her coat directly: "As the Chinese saying goes, if you want to learn well, you must sleep with the master first." If you can teach me that, I'm willing to trade my body for that. ”

Xiao Peng feels like he's going crazy, what is this woman going to do?

Lu Ya said in a calm tone: "According to social surveys, although the proportion of premarital sex-behavior in my country is as high as 71%, more than 90 men have a virgin-woman complex. Rest assured, even though I offered to trade my body, I can assure you that no man has ever touched me before. ”

Xiao Peng pointed at Lu Ya: "Do you know what you're doing?

"Of course I know what I'm doing, I just want to stimulate the brain through physical means with you, the dopamine system in the human brain, the chemical transmitter that transmits information in this area is called dopamine, he can make human beings have basic desires or impulses, the two bodies through friction, the feelings are fed back to the parasympathetic nervous system, and the body is stimulated to react and secrete body fluids to achieve the purpose of high tide. And I make you satisfied in this way. But you must pass on your healing skills to me!"

Xiao Peng stood in place, dumbfounded.

After being stunned for a few seconds, Xiao Peng made what he thought was the smartest choice in his life: push open the door and run away.

This is really a female psychopath!

You have to be able to hide as far as you can, and you can't afford it!