Volume 1 Chapter 33 The Spiritual Water Controversy
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, lay people don't need to be like this, this is the rule of this Taoist temple, one bowl per person is enough to quench your thirst. "Haotian Dao.
The fat man wanted to say something, but then the monkey immediately said: "Fatty, you are obsessed? Just drink saliva, are you like this? If you don't have to drink, you don't have to drink! Dao Chief, I'm dying of thirst, Dao Chang will bring me a bowl?" For Haotian, the monkey doesn't have to watch it with the eyes of watching the film, but has a little more respect.
Haotian nodded, turned around, and fetched water.
The fat man muttered in the back, "I've never seen a Taoist priest who picks the door like this, it's true, and only a bowl of water is given." A bowl in the morning, still such a small bowl. ”
"Okay, don't talk about it, fat man, that bowl is not small, it is a big bowl. I can't drink such a big bowl, so I'll keep you for half of it. Yang Ying said in a low voice.
When the fat man heard this, he was immediately happy, hugged Yang Ying and smiled stupidly: "It's still my Yingying, haha......"
"You two pay attention to your image, okay? There's still a single dog of mine here! I'm showing affection, stuffing dog food, and then going down the hill to get your car tires off. Huiqin couldn't stand it anymore and threatened.
Yang Yingqiao's face was flushed, and the fat man smiled and said, "Huiqin! you should also find a partner......
"You don't care. Huiqin turned her head, but saw Haotian come out with a bowl in one hand, the bowl was filled with water, Haotian was not walking slowly, the road was uneven, but he didn't see a drop of water falling.
Seeing this, Huiqin was amazed again and again, wondering, is there really something wrong with this water? Otherwise, why wouldn't the water be spilled?
Zhenghu was suspicious, and the monkey had already taken a bowl of water, but the water was too full, and the water was spilled out at once.
Only then did Huiqin know that there was no problem, it was the person who served the water who had a problem!
The fat man next to the monkey looked at the monkey, stared at the water, and didn't see him drink, so he couldn't help but say, "Monkey, if you don't drink, let me drink?"
"Get out, you go. After the monkey finished speaking, he shook his hand, but the fat man grabbed the monkey's hand and said twistedly: "Monkey, don't waste it, I'll lick it for you, right?"
"Get out!" the monkey was really disgusted by the fat man's appearance, and turned around, and took a big sip as soon as he raised his head.
However, the next moment, the monkey's eyes widened, and then, suddenly, he stopped and carefully protected the bowl in his arms.
"Monkey, what are you doing here? Are you full? I'll help you drink the rest?" the fat man came up again.
"Dead fat man, I said why do you want to drink water with a dead face! It turns out that there is a doorway in this water! I tell you, this water is mine, you don't even want to touch a drop!" The monkey stubbornly protected the bowl in his arms.
The fat man pursed his lips, swallowed his spit, and said, "How can I speak? Am I that kind of person? Your wife wants to drink water." ”
As soon as the monkey turned around, he felt his shoulders sink and turn his head, but it was the fat man lying on his shoulder, sticking his head out, sticking out his tongue, and licking wildly at the water in his bowl.
"I'm your uncle!" the monkey was on fire on the spot.
Others were dumbfounded.
Haotian was also confused, he knew that this water was very delicious, it could relieve physical and mental exhaustion, make the whole body comfortable, and replenish water for the body, and every cell could feel a comfortable feeling, which was definitely more refreshing than smoking marijuana! Not to mention those cold drinks.
However, the fat man's actions really left him speechless, and he was considering whether to bring him a bowl.
Just thinking of the bastard's expression when this guy came into the Taoist temple, Haotian immediately gave up this idea.
Huiqin, Zhao Xiaoya, Yang Ying. The three of them were completely stunned, and they really didn't know what the hell these two guys were doing.
Before the three of them could ask questions, the monkey kicked the fat man away and said, "Fatty, you are too much, this is my water." ”
The fat man spread his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I can't help it, if you don't mind, you can drink it! Or I'll invite the rich man to have a big meal tonight! What to eat, you order, let me drink this water?"
The monkey glared at the fat man angrily and said, "You definitely did it on purpose!"
"Fatty, are you really a rich man having a treat tonight?" Zhao Xiaoya also came over and asked.
"Yes, Xiaoya, if you give me your bowl of water, brother, I will buy you the latest LV bag, how about it?" the fat man said immediately.
"Really, but ......," Zhao Xiaoya was about to speak.
"No!" the monkey suddenly shouted, "Absolutely not! Xiaoya, you drink your water, this dead fat man blacked me half a bowl of water." I still want to pit you, I want to buy an LV bag, and I'll buy it for you myself. ”
"Monkey, you're so nice. Zhao Xiaoya smiled on his face, and he was also very curious, what is the charm of this water, which makes these two living treasures so tossed.
The fat man said, "Monkey, what do you do with half a bowl of water?"
Boom, the monkey just dried it all in one go.
Haotian rolled his eyes and turned away, it was disgusting...... I really can't stand it!
Zhao Xiaoya, Yang Ying, and Huiqin couldn't stand it either, so they turned around.
The fat man was dumbfounded and shouted, "Damn, you really don't dislike it?"
The monkey snorted, "Compared to this bowl of water, what is your little saliva?"
"Master, this bowl of water is mine, right?" Zhao Xiaoya was really curious, couldn't help it, and ran to Haotian and asked.
Haotian nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Zhao Xiaoya took the bowl in Haotian's hand and took a sip gently, very ladylike. The movements are elegant, obviously she looks lively and active, but in fact she is still a very educated girl.
But the next moment......
Zhao Xiaoya lifted the bowl and gulped down.
The monkey and the fat man, who were still arguing on the side, stopped when they saw this. The fat man kicked the monkey, and the monkey said tentatively: "Xiaoya, leave me a mouthful!"
Syllable!
Zhao Xiaoya slapped the monkey's head, raised the bowl with one hand, and dried it up! After pouring it for a long time, she was sure that there was no water, so she reluctantly put the bowl down, and then her eyes widened, and she snorted: "Stinky monkey, such a delicious water, you don't leave me a sip, and you still want to drink mine." ”
The monkey was speechless for a moment, and Zhao Xiaoya was still worried about his water......
However, the monkey immediately said: "Xiaoya, I left it for you! But just now you also saw that it was licked by the fat man, can I let you drink this kind of water?
Zhao Xiaoya looked at the fat man gloomily, and the fat man raised his hand and said, "I'll invite you to dinner." ”
Zhao Xiaoya immediately smiled.
While a few people were talking, Haotian went to the kitchen to fetch two bowls of water, and said to Huiqin and Yang Ying: "Two donors, do you drink this water?"
Huiqin and Yang Ying were already very curious, nodded again and again, and immediately took one bowl and one bowl and took it away.
With the monkey's experience, Huiqin and Yang Ying both walked into the distance before quietly picking up the water in their hands and drinking it.
Both of them took a sip first, and thought to themselves: "This water is really so delicious, it makes all three of them fascinated?"
However, the next moment, the two of them had no thoughts, and they drank with a grunt. After they were all gone, the two stretched out their pink tongues and licked them on the side of their mouths, looking intoxicated.
"It's delicious!" commented Huiqin.
Yang Ying said pitifully to Haotian: "Dao Chief, can you have a bowl?"