The sketch is getting better.

Zhao Haiyan: "Praise him." ”

Xu Qian: "Okay, I'll boast, let's send Xiao Song away is our common wish, isn't it?" ”

All the audience laughed:

"How unpopular is this Xiao Song?"

Although he did not appear head-on, the audience's curiosity about him was full.

Zhao Haiyan: "Okay, the house is clean and clean, enough to bury it." I'll pick someone up and clean up the house!"

Zhao Benshan: "Okay, I'm the one who deserves him, and I'm going to be scared every day." ”

The audience laughed.

This is a woman walking in: "Is this Haiyan's house?"

Xu Qian: "Ah, ah, here!"

The actress looked at Xu Qian and said, "Hello!"

Xu Qian: "You're on a blind date, right? ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Lirong looked at Xu Qian: "Where is Haiyan?"

Xu Qian: "Didn't you greet you when you just went out?"

Lirong: It's really interesting to hide out.

Xu Qian: "Sit down, it's okay to sit there, I'll put it here for you." ”

He picked up Lirong's clothes and put them on the sofa.

He asked, "How did you meet Haiyan?"

Lirong: "We met in the choir, Haiyan always taught me to twist Yangge, I will sum it up, I can't twist this Yangge, what do you say?"

Xu Qian said: "I tell you not to be awkward, that thing is easy to hurt." ”

"Haha!"

The audience laughed.

It can be said that Xu Qian's audience can laugh every time he says a word, and it can only be said that his performance has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Lirong: "What kind of injury did you get? I don't step on stilts? I can't stop me." ”

Xu Qian: "He didn't fall on stilts, I was hurt by love." I'm all injured because of Yangge. ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"Emotional wounds. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Convinced, Xu Qian's works are always so funny. ”

"Niu Fork, I just want to say Niu Fork with a capital letter. ”

Lirong: "What's the reason for that?"

Xu Qian: "Don't nag, didn't Haiyan introduce you to the situation here?"

Lirong: "I didn't introduce it in detail, what else did you introduce? ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

They knew that Lirong had misunderstood and regarded Xu Qian as the object of a blind date.

Xu Qian: "You don't pick his size, right?"

Lirong glanced at Xu Qian: "It's no problem with the size." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Misunderstanding. ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Master Feng was shocked, there were "misunderstandings by mistake" in many cross talks and sketches, but there are not many people who can play this set so well like Xu Qian, it can be said that there are only a handful, and it can only be said that Xu Qian is awesome.

Xu Qian looked at Lirong and said, "Come and stand up, I'll see how tall you can be." ”

Lirong: "Big brother is really direct, as soon as we meet, we will compare heads, let's compare." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

This misunderstanding is even deeper.

Xu Qian: "Then stand up! I'll measure it." ”

Xu Qian gestured from her head to the height of his chest.

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed and applauded desperately.

Xu Qian: "Oh, he has to add a height pad and eight insinses." ”

The crowd burst into laughter:

"Classic!"

"This is Xu Qian's awesomeness. ”

"The most classic sketch! ”

Lirong: "No need to add insoles, size, it's not a problem." ”

Xu Qian: "Size is not a problem, is it okay to have black spots?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed again.

They knew that Xu Qian was talking about that Xiao Song.

Lirong: "Black looks strong, white looks healthy." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd chuckled.

Xu Qian: "What if you don't have a house?"

Lirong: "The house is fine, I have the house, and I'm alone now." ”

She paused slightly: "I live in a house of more than 100 square meters." ”

Xu Qian: "Then your condition, black is not a problem, and being small is not a problem, this means that there is no problem, and I can settle this matter with him." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

This misunderstanding is obviously a step further.

Lirong: "Big brother, what do you think of you?"

Her words were directly interrupted by Xu Gan: "That's okay, I'll wash some fruit for you, you go to the back room for a while, she will come back in a while, go into the back room." ”

On the other side.

Zhao Haiyan: "Xiao Song, Xiao Song, you thing, when you arrive at the door, why do you still retreat, let's go." ”

Song Baobao appeared, the whole person was very dark, with black-framed eyes, and a bouquet of flowers in his hand, the whole person looked very obscene, he smiled, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, which can contrast his blackness even more.

The audience has been curious about him for a long time.

They all laughed when they saw him like this.

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Nima, look like this. ”

"I'll you, isn't this burying people. ”

Song Baobao's appearance is very impressive.

Song Baobao: "Haiyan." ”

His voice is very unique, coupled with his lewd expression, the audience laughed directly:

"I'll go, I'm laughing. ”

"Where did this come from?"

"Nima, are you going to laugh at me?"

"I'll it. ”

At this moment, Shen Jump, Cannon and the others were also stunned, even if this Song Baobao stood there without saying a word, it was funny.

Now coupled with his unique expression and voice, he is truly blessed with no one else.

"You say that my heart is beating this way, that is, my throat is thin, and my throat and eyes can jump out. ”

Song Baobao continued.

Zhao Haiyan: "It's too much, what are you afraid of, just go on a blind date, if you can't pull it down, that woman won't eat you." ”

Song Baobao: "I'm not afraid of the inner (that) woman, I'm afraid of your inner (that) cousin!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed, and he spoke in a way that made people laugh.

Zhao Haiyan: "What are you afraid of him doing?" ”

Song Baobao asked, "Where is he still living in the back room?"

Zhao Haiyan nodded: "That's right." ”

Song Baobao: "Alas, Haiyan, can you think of a trick to get him away." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"It's too bad. ”

"It's really bad. ”

"It's so bad. ”

Song Baobao said: "Can I have a single chat with the inner (that) woman?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Can you not do so much, your cousin is very good, and everyone helps you say good things." ”

Song Baobao: "Oh, Mom, that's it?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Don't grind, come in quickly, I'm back!"

Xu Qian: "Oh, it's coming! Who is this?"

Song Baobao: "Me!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm !!!!!"

"I'm really going to laugh at me. ”

"I laughed to death. ”

"This little Song is so funny. ”

"Funny. ”

Xu Qian: "Huh?"

Zhao Haiyan reminded: "It's Xiao Song." ”

Xu Qian: "Why do you still bring glasses, your eyes are broken?"

Song Baobao: "No, isn't this Haiyan telling me, doesn't it look like you have a diploma with glasses?" ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

He laughed. ”

"Appears to have a diploma"

"This pretending !!"

"No, no. ”

"Hang the bomb sky. ”

Xu Qian: "Hehe, how many degrees is this, Yi Mai, you don't have lenses!"

The crowd laughed:

"No lenses"

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's funny. ”

"Haha, that's funny, oh mom. ”

"The most classic sketch! ”

Song Baobao looked at Xu Qian and said, "Look at how you keep exposing my old bottom!"

Xu Qian: "Let me tell you, this woman is good, don't fake it, this is an opportunity to seize." ”

Everyone thinks that what Xu Qian said is very good, at least the three views are very positive.

Zhao Haiyan glanced at the house: "Coming?"

Zhao Haiyan asked again, "What's the nagging?"

Xu Qian: "I'm all flat and stable." ”

All.

What kind of foreshadowing are you going to do?

People think of the blind date as you.

Zhao Haiyan: "There, Lirong!"

Lirong: "Ah, Yan, you're back, what are you doing hiding out." ”

She looked at Song Baobao and said, "Who is this?"

Song Baobao: "Hello, let me introduce myself, hehe!"

Song Baobao's demonic "hehe

"I'll it. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Where did this weirdness come from?"

Song Baobao said: "As for me, I am a dance partner with Haiyan, and we are twisting Yangge together, Haiyan, why did you say that I have been making trouble recently." ”

The crowd laughed:

How could his lewd appearance not make people laugh.

Song Baobao continued: "I can't sleep in the middle of the night and read a book, I look at it so much, I have been obsessed with the Three Kingdoms recently, you said that the Tang Seng in it made me angry." ”

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

"There are a few Tang monks in the Three Kingdoms!"

"This can't be pretended!"

"Nima, you're amusing me. ”

"This is called pretending to be forced but being grassed. ”

Song Baobao continued: "Don't let Sun Wukong fight that white bone spirit, if I want to say that the rarest thing in it has to say the inner (that) eight precepts, you say that you want to put the inner (that) eight precepts, and reorganize our Yangge team, then it has to be old!

Song Baobao's laughter is too magical.

Everyone was hilarious:

"It's a strange !!!!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

"Nima, where did Xu Qian find this product?"

It can be said that Song Baobao successfully amused everyone, his exaggerated expression, his neurotic performance, and his obscene appearance can make people laugh.

Master Feng couldn't help laughing: "It's really wonderful." ”

Master Feng really admires Xu Qian, he not only has a strong creative ability, but also has a very, very strong ability to cultivate people.

From Li Zhijie, Jiang Xingyue, to the new forces of cross talk, and now to the cannon, Shen Jump, Song Baobao and others, these people were all unknown or not very famous before they met Xu Gan, but after meeting Xu Gan, they must have soared into the sky.

Xu Qian's name as a "star maker" is well deserved, and no one else can refute it.

Master Feng thought about a terrible situation, when many years later, Shen Jump, Cannon and others also became a generation of masters, and as the generation of Xu Qian, who discovered them, how high was the score and how influential was it?

At that time, he could really be called the king of comedy, because he was full of peach and plums all over the world, and all the comedy celebrities were favored by him or promoted by him.

At that time, he was really "Master Zu", who didn't respect him?

Tao Qiang was also happy like a fool.

Ouyang Hua slapped him directly: "What kind of fun?"

Tao Qiang was directly stunned, he wanted to say something ruthless, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say it, after all, this is his big boss, and he still has to follow him.

Pretending to be cool for a while, but the back is very bad.

Tao Qiang said suspiciously: "What?"

Ouyang Hua looked at Tao Qiang's performance and was even more angry: "Didn't you say that this "Happy Comedian" is just a piece of, you laugh so happily yourself?"

Ouyang Hua was really angry, Tao Qiang's expression was obviously amused by "Blind Date".

How could he be amused by this work?

You must know that Xu Qian is their mortal enemy!

How can you give in to the enemy? How can you accept the enemy's sugar-coated shells? How can you just give in?

Tao Qiang also reacted suddenly, what did he do?

He actually thought this "Blind Date" sketch was funny.

Isn't that a slap in the face?

And the face was smacked!!

He himself said that this "Happy Comedian" was a piece of, but when he watched it himself, he kept laughing like a fool, if this scene spread, his reputation would be ruined, and he would be ridiculed by many, many people.

Therefore, he was not wronged, not wronged at all.

Xu Qian: "Pull it down, pull it down...... What kind of books are you reading? What are you reading? What are you reading about villain books?"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed:

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Zhao Haiyan relieved the siege and said: "Read the book and read the miscellaneous!"

Song Baobao: "No, it's annoying!"

All

"It's all been demolished, and I'm still pretending to be forced!"

"Look at what you can do. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's so funny, laughing at people doesn't pay for their lives. ”

Xu Qian: "Tell you, talk to her well, okay?"

The crowd nodded.

Xu Qian's words are right.

To be a man you should be honest, and you also need to be honest on a blind date, don't pretend to be forced, and you don't need to deceive, even if you can deceive for a while, can you still deceive for a lifetime?????

Zhao Haiyan said to Li Rong: "What's inside...... Lirong, you are chatting in this house. ”

She pointed at Xu Qian and said, "You go to the inner (that) room!"

Lirong was very puzzled: "Yan'er, what is there to talk about in person!"

Zhao Haiyan: "No, you two will talk first! I'll talk to him for a while, let's chat!"

Xu Qian: "Oh Mom, I haven't been to this house for a year!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Song Baobao looked at Li Rong and said, "What do you call you?"

His shy expression was too lewd.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Nima, this thing is so funny. ”

"Where did Xu Qian find it? ”

"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. ”

Lirong: "You call me Lirong!"

Song Baobao: "Rong'er...... I'm your Angkor!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

There is no Guo Jing and Huang Rong in this world, but there are Wu Xie and Rong'er.

Lirong: "Why did you change your surname?"

Song Baobao: "Brother Song!hahahaha!!!"

His demonic laughter made everyone laugh.

"This guy surnamed Song is so funny. ”

"Nima, this thing is so funny. ”

"Where did Xu Qian find it? ”

"I'm afraid it's not to laugh at me. ”

The laughter was tsk. ”

The show "Blind Date" has also begun to get better, and countless people have been attracted by this show.

。 Three Heads M.