14. You really have two hands, brother

"Let's go, I'll take you to the Golden Eagle Pavilion for dinner. Han Yu pulled Han Fei outside.

Han Fei was slightly surprised: "What's the Golden Eagle Pavilion? Five-star hotel? Let's get something cheap, don't waste your pocket money." ”

"Hahaha, you were also bluffed by this name, right, last time my cousin came to hear me say this, he was also bluffed. Han Yu was surprised by his surprised look, "In fact, this is a staff canteen converted into a restaurant, half of which is a staff canteen and half is open to the public, and sometimes some viewers who participate in the recording of the program also eat in it." ”

As soon as he heard the explanation, Han Fei knew that he had lost face, and he blamed the old man for saying that he wanted to be poor since he was a child, so he was timid, fortunately in front of his sister, anyway, he had never lost face before, Han Fei thought to himself that you should not be so domineering when you say the name of your staff canteen, it looks like the only designated catering company for the Golden Eagle Festival.

Entering the Golden Eagle Pavilion, Han Fei felt that he was really frightened by the name before, this is indeed a high-end canteen, the decoration and furnishings are similar to the cafeteria, but the style is quite exquisite.

"What are you eating?"

"Whatever, as long as it's not pork liver and celery, other dishes are acceptable. ”

"Okay, you can find a seat and sit down, and I'll serve the food. ”

Han Fei found a two-person seat and sat down, and after a while, Han Yu came over with a rectangular tray, four dishes and two bowls of rice, eight-treasure duck, stir-fried beef, shredded cabbage, and a plate of stinky tofu.

"Yes, sister, this dish suits my taste. "The color and smell of Sanmen dishes are not bad, Han Fei praised it.

"The eight-treasure duck here is a signature dish, and it is said that many celebrities like to come here to eat eight-treasure duck after recording the show. Han Yu recommended the dish while moving the chopsticks.

Han Fei sandwiched a piece of duck meat and tasted it, it really lived up to its name, the duck meat was tender and delicious, and the duck skin was fat but not greasy, no wonder those celebrities came to eat it, and they really didn't brag.

Several dishes tasted very good, Han Fei added several bowls of rice, and finally wanted to pour all the rice into the beef plate and mix it with soup to eat, thinking that this was a public occasion or giving up.

After finally eating, Han Fei remembered something, so he asked, "Sister, today is Saturday, is there a recording of the program "The More You Strategy, the Happier You Are" today?"

"Yes, what, you want to go and see it?"

"Is that okay?"

"Why didn't you say it earlier, now say where I will find a ticket for you, you can only go through the back door to brush your face and enter the shed, but there is no formal seat, only a small plastic bench. Han Yu was a little dissatisfied with how his younger brother said this.

Han Fei was very satisfied, as long as he could go in, he had never watched the recording of a variety show on the spot, and replied: "A small bench is a small bench, just watch it." ”

Han Yu played him a brain and said, "You are quite easy to be satisfied, now you are not afraid that I will use my power for personal gain?"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't say it again. "The slap in the face came too quickly like a tornado, and Han Fei lost his face today.

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In the southern Hunan dialect, there is not only the meaning of placing the dragon gate array in the Sichuan dialect, but also the meaning of flickering in the Northeast dialect.

Before 08 years, the most popular variety show in Xiangnan Province was not Mango Channel's "Happy Camp", but Jingtv's "The More Strategy, the Happier You Are", Wang Han and Mark were the two hottest hosts in Xiangnan Province. At that time, Brother Han was not a big brother but just Han Han, and later he was called the "two great gods" together with Xiaoma, personal struggle and historical process, and was transferred to Mango TV to do "Everyday Upward", "Yue Ce" began to go downhill, and now it has completely become a Hunan Provincial Dialect Contest Program.

Coming out of the Golden Eagle Pavilion, the two of them walked straight to the building next to the Mango Terrace, which was only a few floors high, Han Fei looked at it, I went, it turned out that this building was the Economic Observatory? What kind of positioning choice is this? The small bench next to the toilet? What did the person who designed the building think?

After entering the building and turning two corners into the recording studio, Han Fei was stupidly about to go inside but was stopped by his sister.

"What are you doing, old lady, why don't you go inside, didn't you say you can brush your face and go in?"

"Silly you, brush your face and go in, you go to the front door, don't you make it difficult for the doorman? I don't have a staff nameplate around my neck. ”

Han Yu glanced at Han Fei, how could this kid's brain be good and bad, can this kind of thing be done so blatantly, isn't it looking for a draw?

"Go this way, stupid, go in from the backstage, it's full of acquaintances. ”

Han Yu really didn't say it wrong, from the backstage to the past are really all acquaintances, Han Fei just watched the old sister say hello and didn't stop, along the way all kinds of uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters are good, sure enough, it's better to brush your face, it doesn't take much effort to come in.

Han Yu found two plastic stools without numbers and sat down, in fact, she was quite reluctant to come, she was really tired of watching it, whether it was Jingshi or Mango's show, she didn't know how many times she had been in it since she was a child, and she didn't have any freshness.

Han Fei is Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, everything is fresh, it turns out that the recording scene looks like this, it looks like a big butt on TV, and there is a lot of money in the scene, at least it can hold five Indian motorcycles.

Before the start of recording, the live director instigated the audience's emotions, telling jokes and pretending to be ugly, and the photographer kept capturing the laughing audience, damn, it turned out that the people who laughed in the show were all edited out like this, Han Fei complained in his heart, you said that you will be a singer in the future, those people will not also be invited to cry first and then edit, right?

At 7 o'clock, two people walked out of the backstage, one with a pair of black-framed glasses, I don't know if he was a member of the Time Management Association, and the other was not wearing glasses, but from the angle where Han Fei was sitting, he could clearly see the acne pits on his face, it was the two gods: "Hello everyone, it's every Saturday again, welcome everyone to watch "The More Strategy, the Happier You Are", I'm Wang Han, I'm Xiaoma." ”

After the two gaged for a while, YOYO came out to play the goddess, and Chen Yingjun began to be funny, this is the bullied and funny person in charge of this show: "Crooked Europe (YOYO), everyone is a pia friend, drink a glass of bia wine, make a pia friend, blue is so heavenly, bia is so cloudy." ”

This line can embarrass people's teeth in ten years, but the audience is very happy at the moment, and these two sentences are particularly popular in Shonan Province.

After this part, the director actually called a pause, first took a ten-minute break, and the host made up for makeup, Han Fei felt that he had learned a new posture today, just knowing that there would be advertisements when it was broadcast on TV, but he didn't expect to record this and ask for an intermission, do you still want to open a champagne to celebrate?

The photographer was capturing the audience and preparing to make materials, and the camera stopped on Han Fei's face after sweeping over several audiences, Han Fei looked like he had won the lottery and shook Han Yu's hand, and exclaimed in surprise: "Eh, sister, look, we are on camera." ”

"Save some effort, big brother, it's not a jackpot, don't be so hi. Han Yu felt that the elder brother was really taking clothes, and he couldn't hold his breath when he was in the mirror.

After a while, the show continued to be recorded, and a group of folk dragon dance teams and drum teams were invited to come up, for Han Fei, it was much more fun to invite amateurs in this kind of variety show than to invite stars, folk strangers, stars come up with heavy burdens, if you encounter a lack of variety show, then this episode of the show will really become a propaganda show.

The masters of the dragon dance team talked about some interesting stories about running the rivers and lakes and some tips for dragon dance, Han Yu had never seen this thing very often, and he listened to it with relish like Han Fei, and after a while, Xiaoma said that he wanted to choose a few audience members to come up and try the dragon dance, Han Fei's arm was about to be broken, but he was not seen, and he was extremely disappointed.

After the dragon dance, it was finally the turn of the drum team, suona, erhu, gongs, cymbals, the guys were complete, several people played a song "New Year Overture", hearing this familiar melody, Han Fei had a voice shouting in his heart: XX people wish the people of the whole country a happy New Year!

"Do you have any friends who have studied folk music at the scene, do you want to come up and have a discussion with our folk artists?" Brother Han spoke, being an amateur file is to interact.

Han Fei raised his hand again, Brother Han clicked one, one after another, and the fourth person finally clicked on Han Fei, tsk, Han Fei was happy in his heart, and now he was finally able to show his face on TV, and he felt that he would not be clicked off in the later stage with his erhu level.

Brother Han is also quite proficient in this set of processes, and when he came up, he asked Han Fei: "The young man is quite handsome, what is his name, where is he from?"

"My name is Han Fei, a native of Wuling. ”

"Oh, Wuling people, seven round drops or seven flat drops. "Look, Brother Han has been playing dialects for more than ten years, that is, he can speak so many dialects across the country, and he can't play it at all with other hosts.

"Xiao Han, which instrument do you want to challenge?"

Waiting for this, Han Fei replied confidently: "Erhu." ”

"Xiao Han wants to PK erhu with our artist master, do you want to watch it?" Brother Han is really familiar with inciting the audience's emotions

"Think—"

The erhu master played a solo song "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", and the on-site director felt stable as soon as he heard this song, and the audience's first impression of the erhu was this song, which was good and a good point. Han Fei doesn't like this song very much, and the erhu is not just a tool for mourning, and the first impression is really deadly.

After the song, Han Fei took over the erhu, tuned the piano first, and then rubbed the bow slightly, and the photographer took a look, good guy, like a master, gave a close-up in a sloppy manner.

"Da Da Da" A passionate sound of horses' hooves came from the piano barrel, followed by the sound of horses' hooves, high and low, it was "Horse Racing", Han Fei played more and more steadily, and his emotions became more and more high, pulling the bow and kneading the strings, and the song was played, and the applause on the scene was like thunder.

"Brother Han, Guoyi's ghost boy is so good (this kid is so good). Pony praised Han Fei's playing.

"It's Gangsa, your country's smashing skills are quite high. Brother Han also agreed, "Audience friends, do you want to do another song?"

"To—"

Han Fei felt that his vanity was about to explode, and the whole person was about to float, it turned out that the feeling of being applauded by so many people was so wonderful.

Han Fei thought about it, let's have a playful one, and took out the original Doraemon song again, and the audience's response was even stronger, good guy, this product can not only come to a serious tune, but also make do with this kind of blind pulling.

Brother Han Xiaoma is very happy, the effect of this episode is really good, the director and producer are also very happy, the ratings of this episode will definitely be a little higher than the previous episode, Han Fei is also very happy, this time it will definitely not be cut out in the later stage, and he can have a nickname.

When he stepped down, Han Fei felt that every step was like stepping on a marshmallow, light and soft, not like the real world.

Han Yu locked Han Fei's neck and said, "Wow, brother, you really have two hands, why didn't I find out that you were so good at erhu before, did your grandfather secretly teach you secret martial arts?"

"Why, it's just a genius. Han Fei replied stinkyly.

"Cut, I really mean you're fat and you're still panting. ”

"Actually, sister, I don't think it's much use to play the erhu, why don't you play the piano or something, you've seen that girl attracted by the erhu. ”

"Forget it, you're cheap, you're still good, you've grown like this, people think you're like playing golf, what more bike, what watch?"

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