Haotian asked rhetorically: "Layman, what if you are stupid and stupid, and what if you are not stupid?"

"I can see it, you are playing dumb with Lao Tzu!" Yang Congchang roared.

Just then, the aroma of rice wafted over.

Grunt......

Two hungry voices rang out at the same time. But Haotian and Yang Congchang were hungry.

Yang Congchang said: "Little Taoist, are you cooking in the back kitchen?"

Haotian said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the meal is done, but it is only for me." ”

"I want it! Don't say no to me, or I'm not sure if I'll kill you with one shot!" Yang Congchang threatened.

"That's not good, Poor Dao hasn't eaten for a day, and I'm hungry if I don't eat. If the donor is hungry, he should go down the mountain and eat. "Haotian Dao.

"! Lao Tzu is eating and staying on this mountain today! No one wants me to leave!" Yang Cong said angrily.

Haotian sighed and said, "Then you are here, I will go to dinner." After speaking, Haotian turned around and left directly in front of Yang Congchang!

"Stop! Otherwise, I'll kill you!" Yang Congchang was also startled.

Haotian smiled kindly: "Layman, why are you so nervous? If you don't shoot, we can still chat and pass the time." If you shoot, the police guarding the hill will come, and when the time comes, no one will have anything to eat. ”

The more Yang Cong smelled at this time, the more hungry he became, swallowed his saliva, and pointed a gun at Haotian and said: "Either be obedient, or I will kill you! I will tell you with my actions that you don't have to use a gun to kill someone!" After speaking, a gun was put on Haotian's waist.

Haotian shook his head slightly and said, "That's it, Poor Dao is also hungry." If you don't look at it again, you'll be confused and gone. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Yang Congchang's reaction, Haotian raised his legs and left!

Just out of the range of his knife, Yang Congchang suddenly came back to his senses, carried a gun, pointed at Haotian and followed, and said as he walked: "Little Taoist, don't play tricks on me! Otherwise, I will really send you to the West Heaven to see the Buddha!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, if a layman really has this ability, although Poor Dao is a cultivator, he really wants to meet the Buddha......" Haotian is not lying, he really, really doesn't want to be a Taoist priest! Although he is not too bitter now, but staying alone in the mountains all day long, this day is tormenting!

However, Yang Congchang didn't know what Haotian thought, he just thought that Haotian was provoking, and raised his hand to knock on the top of Haotian's head!

Outcome!

Boom!

"Shhh

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao's head has been a little hard since he was a child, which makes the layman hurt, it's really a sin. "Haotian Dao.

Yang Congchang's face turned red, he had been a mercenary all his life, and it was the first time he had beaten someone and hurt himself, and he was comforted by the person who was beaten...... How does this feel like a mockery!

So Yang Congchang raised his hand and smashed it again!

While!

Yang Congchang seemed to have seen a ghost, he used the butt of a gun this time, but he smashed on his bald head all of a sudden, and he collapsed out of Mars!

Haotian sighed, looked back at Yang Congchang with a confused face, and said, "Donor, can we still walk well?" You touch the head of the poor road every once in a while, such a move is very indecent. If you do this again, Poor Dao will sue you for harassment. ”

"What the hell are you?" Yang Congchang stared at Haotian vigilantly.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Poor Dao Haotian, Heavenly Dao Contemplation Lord. "Haotian Dao.

Yang Congchang clenched the gun in his hand, and his mood calmed down, and he said in his heart: "This little Taoist priest is a bit evil, but no matter how evil the sect is, he is only one person! Even if he knows martial arts, it is impossible to pass the gun quickly, let alone be invulnerable!"

Thinking of this, Han Xiaoguo became bold again, put a gun to Haotian's head, and snorted coldly: "Don't talk nonsense! Take me to dinner!"

Haotian nodded, and then Yang Congchang saw that this bastard Taoist priest had no sense of being coerced at all, and he just left! His gun was still on his head, couldn't he leave some dignity for his gun?

Haotian entered the kitchen, lifted the lid of the pot, the white mist rose, and the aroma was overflowing!

Grunt......

Haotian and Yang Congchang's stomachs screamed in protest again.

Yang Congchang's eyes were red and he said, "What kind of rice is this? Why is it so fragrant? Huh, this rice is so beautiful!"

Haotian ignored him, took a big bowl, and quickly filled a bowl.

Yang Congchang saw that Haotian was so knowledgeable, and for the first time he smiled and said, "You little Taoist priest, you can ...... That's my food!"

Before the words of praise were finished, Haotian was already sitting on the stove and eating!

Yang Congchang shouted, Haotian not only did not stop, but ate faster!

Yang Congchang put a gun on Haotian's head and was about to reprimand, but Haotian turned around and went out!

Yang Congchang was really angry, raised the muzzle of the gun and pointed it at the back of Haotian's head, and said, "Dead Daoist, if you dare to eat my food again, I promise to collapse you!"

Haotian turned around indifferently and disappeared from his field of vision! He wondered, is this product stupid? There is still food in the pot, talking so much nonsense, what are you staring at me for? You have to occupy it to be satisfied? What kind of person......

Yang Congchang hurriedly chased out, but saw Fang Zheng walking outside the courtyard gate, Yang Congchang wanted to shoot several times, but he couldn't help it, after all, this place was empty, and a gunshot could really attract the police. That's not what he wants.

Yang Congchang chased after him, but saw Haotian sitting under the Fusang tree, eating refreshingly.

Yang Congchang took a closer look, and he was about to explode in anger: "Leave me a mouthful!"

As a result, Haotian raised his head, and when the sound of the bowl and chopsticks hitting came, the last bite of rice was eaten by him!

"I ...... Dead Taoist, you give me death!" Yang Congchang was really angry, and since they met, this monk didn't take him seriously. At that time, he was holding back his anger, but now, he is really hungry, and the rice is surprisingly fragrant, and the worms in his stomach are all gone! Even a person like him, who has been trained to starve, cannot bear this hunger that seems to be magnified ten times.

So Yang Congchang wanted to pull the trigger and no longer care about the consequences.

However......

Bang dang!

A voice came from the back kitchen.

"Who?!" Yang Congchang turned around abruptly and shouted vigilantly.

Haotian raised his eyes and said indifferently: "Dog." ”

"Do you still have dogs in the Taoist temple?" Yang Congchang stared at Haotian deadly.

Haotian got up and came to Yang Congchang, his mouth open......

Belch......

Haotian burped out, and his mouth was full of the aroma of rice, and Yang Congchang's stomach immediately reacted.

Grunt......

"You lead the way!" Yang Congchang endured his hunger and pointed a gun to the square bald head.

Then he sadly found out again that the Taoist priest had lifted his leg and left...... The muzzle of the gun is empty again!

Fortunately, Haotian was very obedient and led the way to the back kitchen, while Yang Congchang hid vigilantly behind Haotian, ready to take the right hostage or shield at any time. As a result of being so careful, he walked very slowly, and forced Haotian to slow down as well......