Extra: The sixth story: Zhao Taizu spoof version, the empress's serious version
Zhao Taizu spoof version extra.
was angry by Yu Ying's words, and the emperor finally burped.
After he was poisoned, his physique became a little decayed.
When he heard that he had destroyed several of his descendants in one fell swoop, he vomited blood.
If he hadn't thought about supporting his body and passing the throne to his son King Lu, he wouldn't have been able to hold on.
It's just that what he never expected was that King Lu didn't have a chance to reach the capital, and he realized that he underestimated the princess.
was ridiculed by Yu Ying and Ping'an, which made the emperor ashamed and ashamed, as well as the embarrassment and anger of being exposed.
After he left with a snort, he heard that Yu Ying planned to be the emperor, so the emperor was not good.
What kind of female emperor is this, this unfilial daughter is too bold and reckless, how dare she think so?
The emperor wanted to jump up, but found that his whole body was weak and could not get up.
With the even worse news coming, she plans to ascend the throne as a member of the Xue family.
This, this, this unfilial daughter dares to do this?
Ahh
He finally moved.
This violent action.
Drain the last of his strength.
The emperor felt that he had not come up in one breath, and died.
His soul watched the capital being surrounded, and no minister dared to rise up and resist.
King Lu was directly destroyed, but he was so angry that he couldn't wait to pounce on Yu Ying and bite Yu Ying to death.
But all his struggles were useless, and he watched the princess step by step to the top.
And standing at the bottom were the ministers who were subservient, many of them were the princess's henchmen and her subordinates, and his people were gone.
The Emperor was extremely sad to find that the dynasty he had established had come to an end.
It really hurt his heart so much, he should have killed that rebel girl in the first place.
Seeing the empress wearing a full set of emperor's crowns, he was furious.
This rebel girl really changed the dynasty.
He's going to kill her.
Then he lost consciousness all at once.
When he came to his senses, he found himself in a place.
It was a place where I couldn't see anything, but I felt like I was in water.
After a while, he didn't feel depressed, and he wanted to be able to go out, but there was nothing around him except water.
Did he become a fish? The emperor took a lot of pictures to see what was going on, but found that this body was very weak.
It wasn't long before he felt like he wanted to sleep, and he fell into a deep sleep.
When he woke up again, he thought to see where it was.
It soon felt like there were some restrictions around us.
But those restrictions are softer.
Want to get out.
He would sometimes thrash with his hands and feet.
Shouting in his head: Let me out!
But his cries were of no avail.
Had to stop.
Until one day, he suddenly heard a human voice.
He could barely understand the voice, and it felt somewhat familiar.
"Sister-in-law Lu, what's wrong with you?
"yes! The kid was so excited. "Now the voice of the voice makes the emperor more familiar and cordial.
Why did it feel familiar and familiar? The emperor really couldn't think of it.
Was it an acquaintance? He was a little excited about the people he knew.
Over in my own mind,
Thinking about it.
He fell asleep very quickly.
Because this body needs a lot of sleep.
In this way, he has been thinking about sleeping, but he still hasn't figured it out.
Waiting for him to grow up a little bit, and after more time to be awake, he continued to probe his surroundings.
Until one day, he realized that the voice was his mother's voice.
The person who spoke to his mother was also a former neighbor.
It's just that too much time has passed.
The emperor has almost forgotten.
Because of the local sound, he will feel familiar.
So does it mean that I have returned to the time when I was still in my mother's womb?
He is also a person who has experienced a lot of things, when he encounters unbelievable situations.
For a while, I couldn't believe that there would be such a good thing? Can it really be done again?
After waking up and thinking, thinking and sleeping, and so on for N times, the emperor was finally convinced that he was in his mother's womb.
God just looks at himself and pleases his eyes, otherwise there will be no chance to do it again.
Best of all, he still has his own memories.
Thinking of this, the emperor danced a little.
The only pity is that the body is still too small.
He couldn't even think about how long he would fall asleep.
Every time I wake up and think about it, it's just that the speed of thinking is relatively slow.
In this way, many days passed, and every time the emperor thought of something, he became angry.
The rebel girl started to use him early, and finally got rid of the others, and she was very angry when she became the empress.
Of course, what the emperor hated the most was that this rebel girl actually gave up the identity of the Lu family and ascended the throne in the name of the Xue family.
Damn! Could it be that the secret she told Master Changxin was true? Originally, the emperor didn't believe the secret she told Yu Ying at all.
But after experiencing such a thing as resurrection from the dead, he looked back and saw that there was indeed such a possibility.
In other words, even if the rebel girl does not act, the Zhao Dynasty will not be able to keep it for long.
So what's the use of him bothering to work for half a day?
Thinking of this, the emperor vomited to death.
Why didn't Changxin tell him?
Why not?
What can Nagashin say?
At that time, will anyone believe it?
And the emperor remembered the abolished rear Fang clan.
If he had known that he would be unlucky after marrying her, why would he marry her?
Thinking of the end, almost all the children and grandchildren of the Lu family died in the hands of the abolished queen.
He hates it so much that he will kill the waste queen!
It seems that he will marry Xue Rui in the future.
Then the world of the Lu family will be in the future.
It can last a long time.
When the time comes, he will marry someone else.
Also ask if there has been any change in the long letter?
Thinking of this, the emperor yawned again and fell asleep.
Since then, he has put more thought on how to compete for the world in the future.
He felt like he had done it once, so he had to do it best this time.
However, if he ran into Yu Ying's rebellious girl, the emperor decided to strangle her as soon as she was born.
Of course, Concubine Xue Xian can also be killed, so as not to give birth to her daughter to rob the world again.
When he thought of the last conversation between father and daughter, he would think of Yu Ying's eyes when he saw the scum.
If there was no Concubine Xue Xian, naturally there would be no rebel girl.
Making this decision, he finally put his mind at ease.
Just waiting for yourself to be born.
And then go big.
This time, he must be better.
He has too many memories and too many ideas.
One day, the emperor felt that the water around him was beginning to decrease.
I heard someone cry out in panic, "Oops! Sister-in-law Lu should be giving birth." ”
When the emperor heard that this was about to be born, he was a little panicked.
After this rebirth, he was busy calculating others.
I didn't find a door to get out.
"It's troublesome, it seems to be a difficult birth!"
Because it was finally ready to give birth, it was a pair of small feet that were revealed first.
Now there was some trouble, and the person who came to deliver the baby was stunned when he saw it.
She didn't know what to do.
"The Xue family?"
At first, the emperor was not nervous.
Because he was indeed born in childbirth.
It was the Xue family who saved the emperor out of benevolence.
But this time, there was no more arrival from the Xue family.
The Xue family and their family all moved away.
Wait until the emperor who feels a little bad.
From the mouth of the midwife.
I heard that the Xue family had already left.
I felt weak and fell into a coma.
In the end, when Zhao Taizu was born, because of dystocia, he stayed in his mother's womb for too long and died of suffocation.
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Let's talk about Zhao Taizu after he died in childbirth.
The children and grandchildren of the past were in a hurry all of a sudden.
If the ancestors died, then where did they come from?
No, we must travel back in time and let people rescue our ancestors.
When others found out, they also traveled through the past.
They all went to save their ancestors.
At this point, the era of the Great Crossing began.
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Haha! Zhao Taizu's extras are pure spoofs, if he also has a chance to be reborn, I'm afraid there won't be the sixth story of this book.
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The empress is in a serious version
"Your Majesty!
Yu Ying, who was standing on the observation deck, turned back with a smile after hearing this.
I saw a tall and handsome son, who was striding over at this moment.
Because Yu Ying, the empress, has always paid attention to martial arts, the people of the Great Jin Dynasty generally advocate martial arts.
As the future heir, Brother Shuo is naturally also a master, both civil and military.
"Grandma!" Mrs. Shuo was a little excited at the moment and bowed his hand.
He hadn't seen the elder in a while.
I miss it very much.
He had heard from his family.
At the beginning, he was tantamount to being entrusted to the empress.
He has been alive and well all these years, all because of her.
"Brother Shuo, you're back. How do you feel now?" asked Yu Ying with a smile.
As the grandson of the Jin Dynasty, when Yu Ying cultivated him, he paid more attention to cultivating his superiors to be able to understand the people's feelings.
Before the grandson became an adult, he followed Si Ming and Yun Niang to many places.
The children educated in this way have a better understanding of the people's hearts.
Even when he grows up,
Send Taisun to a county seat as an official.
Let him experience the experience of being an official, especially a petty official.
also let him feel how to be a good official.
For this reason, she deliberately hid the identity of her grandson.
This is very challenging for Taisun.
He tried to do well.
In his feeling, the officialdom of the Great Jin Dynasty is still incorruptible.
The implementation of the Great Jin is a high salary and a relatively generous salary when he is an official.
As long as the officials don't want to take a few more concubines, life will definitely be comfortable.
That is, if you are disabled or die in the line of duty, the imperial court has special channels to subsidize and support your descendants.
The queen has also set up a special pension and treatment fund, which can be said to be worry-free as long as you work hard.
In order to ensure supervision, the imperial history supervision was implemented, and the supervision officials were directly facing the emperor.
Because the situation of being an official is too generous, I don't know how many people are staring at officials.
Whenever something goes wrong, someone will report it.
On the whole, the officials of the Great Jin Dynasty were more conscientious and reliable.
You must know that according to the provisions of the law, once it is found that an official has been corrupt and bribed.
It is definitely to pursue legal responsibility and pursue it to the end.
Of course, even so.
There are still people who commit crimes against the wind.
I want to die again and again.
For this reason, in the law, the Great Jin Dynasty specially named officials and officials to protect each other and hide each other's behaviors.
Once an official intervenes in a case for reasons such as protecting officials, the personnel involved in the case will be removed from their official positions.
This time, Shuo Taisun was sent out to handle this kind of case, and once the official was removed from his official position, he basically did not develop in his official career.
Even sometimes the plot is particularly bad, and it will affect future generations, but there are still people who violate it.
It's just repeated teachings and prohibitions.
Shuo Taisun didn't know what to say.
Why bother?
The brain circuits of these people are incomprehensible to him.
In some remote places, supervision is relatively lax, and some people dare to defy the law.
Because there are always people who have a fluke mentality, thinking that others will not know, as long as they deal with it.
But Yu Ying, as the empress, is absolutely not soft in this regard, finding out one and dealing with another.
For this kind of person, in addition to confiscating the illegal prison, Yu Ying will be fined and imprisoned.
This is because before everyone who goes to the post of official takes office, they also conduct a special education on the legal system, so that they know what they can do and what they cannot do.
If in the end those people still commit the crime, it is knowingly, and the crime is added to the first degree.
"Auntie, I feel a heavy burden on my body. "Shuo Taisun said,
As he spoke, he suddenly found that Yu Ying was already like snow.
It turned out to be a black hair without it.
All that remains is a head of gray hair.
I couldn't help but be surprised: "Why is it that your hair is all white?"
Shuo Taisun has been counted for two years and has not seen Yu Ying.
In his memory, his aunt's hair was black, but now it was all white, and he was stunned for a moment.
"My hair will be gray, and that's because I'm old. ”
Yu Ying didn't care about her hair turning gray.
She walked through it.
This body has been poisoned.
After the abolition, there is a lot of care, and there are a lot of them.
Even if it was detoxified later, it still lost a lot of longevity.
If it weren't for the health decision, she was afraid that she would not live to this time and would die several years early.
Yu Ying feels that she has made a good start, and now she can retire and rest.
She specially chose this place to meet her nephew who she hadn't seen for two years, and it was here that she met Zhao Taizu in the first place.
Now she feels that she doesn't have a few years to grow up.
So Yu Ying plans to pass on the throne to her nephew.
And Xue Yunshuo looked at his aunt and grandmother
Can't believe it's true.
Will my aunt and grandmother age so fast?
You must know that she is a very advanced master of kung fu.
"But my aunt and grandmother haven't seen each other for two years, how did it become like this?"
Hearing her nephew's question, Yu Ying suddenly remembered about the abolition of the posthumous aftermath.
He was still a kid at the time, and it was probably not clear what was going on, so it was necessary to talk about it.
"Ah Shuo, you should know a little bit about what happened after the abolition of the year, right?" asked Yu Ying.
Speaking of the abolition of the post-abolishment matter, for the Great Jin Dynasty, it can also be regarded as a palace secret.
Shuo Taisun knows a little bit, but he doesn't know the specific situation.
He shook his head and said, "My grandson doesn't know. ”
Yu Ying slowly said what she saw and heard.
Shuo Taisun slowly remembered those poisonous mushrooms, as well as those who died of poisoning.
Thinking of this, Shuo Taisun shuddered and said, "This woman is so poisonous!"
He was also involved in this matter, but he was still young at that time, and many things were covered up.
Yu Ying didn't make the whole situation clear at that time, otherwise it might make Shuo Taisun think that women are vicious women.
"In fact, these things are counted, and Zhao Taizu is also responsible. Ah Shuo, you remember, although women tend to be more emotional, and most of them are soft-hearted. ”
"But there are always outliers, and there are people among them who can be ruthless, so don't underestimate women. Yu Ying said.
Thinking about the Empress of Heaven back then, didn't she have a saying that she killed her daughter and married the queen of the king.
Although I don't know the truth, I think the heart of the Empress of Heaven.
It's easier to believe this statement.
In the hands of Empress Zetian, her own son died in her hands.
In the later stage, because of the male pet, even the nineteen-year-old grandson was killed.
It can be seen that not all women are reluctant to swallow their anger when encountered, and some people are extremely ruthless.
"If there are more women around a man, there will inevitably be chaos. Just like the Fang Clan, if the Emperor only marries her alone, will the Fang Clan become like that?"
Xue Yunshuo was stunned, he never thought that his aunt and grandmother would come up with such a sentence, and he couldn't answer for a while.
Yu Ying didn't plan to ask him to answer anything, but just asked casually.
She understands that the client's tragedy is multi-layered.
Under her introduction, Shuo Taisun knows more.
Fang's madness.
Zhao Taizu's meanness.
The Xue family was cannon fodder like this.
"After I ascended the throne, I changed my surname to Xue, which can be regarded as completely avenging the Xue family. Yu Ying said.
Xue Yunshuo almost knelt down, and his aunt and grandmother began to think about how to live well.
"Yes, auntie, grandma and grandson remember. Shuo Taisun nodded.
At the same time, I thought to myself: Wow!
But great-grandpa was unlucky enough.
There was the insidious means of the Fang family girl before.
Later, he had the domineering calculation of his own daughter.
The dignified emperor fell to that point, which makes people have to think deeply!
He knew that women like his aunt and grandmother should be extremely rare.
But it still scared Xue Yunshuo into sweat, listened to Yu Ying's words, and decided to live a good life with his wife.
It was once that he thought that there would be a beautiful woman in his arms, but he was frightened by the behavior of Fang's daughter and aunt and grandmother, so scared that Xue Yunshuo uprooted this idea.
"Actually, I called you here today to tell you one thing, I'm old and I don't have the energy. ”
"I want you to learn how to handle government affairs, everything is for you young people. ”
Xue Yunshuo wanted to refuse.
But when he saw Yu Ying with white hair, he agreed.
The female emperor, who had been on the throne for twenty years, abdicated in this year.
After that, he rarely appeared in public, and focused on writing books.
She formulated the family rules of the Xue family, and a book that every member of the royal family must learn: what happened to the last royal family.
It can be said that the members of the Dajin royal family are the most rule-abiding royal people.
It is quite popular with the people.
There is a big reason why this is the case.
It's because they've all read a book, which is the story of the last royals compiled by the founding Empress Jin.
can scare them one by one, for fear that they will become the last royals.
After five years, Yu Ying felt that her body had become aging faster.
If it weren't for the determination of Qi Cultivation, this body would be less than forty years old.
But relying on the determination of nourishing qi, Yu Ying lived for many more years.
It's already pretty good.
"Your Majesty! The Emperor Taishang is no longer good, and he wants to see His Majesty. ”
Just five years after the empress abdicated, Si Ming, who had been in charge of taking care of Yu Ying with Yun Niang, rode a horse to find the emperor.
All the people in the royal family came to the side of the Empress Taishang.
Yu Ying wore a dark dress.
I can't get up anymore.
She lay on a recliner under the stars.
When I saw them, I smiled kindly.
"Look, the stars, and maybe there are intelligent beings like us. ”
"Remember, don't think that because you are the master of the world, you can treat others as ants. ”
"You know, perhaps, we are ants in the eyes of others, or even just dust. ”
Speaking of this, Yu Ying heard a mechanical voice coming.
"The mission has been completed, please speed up. ”
"Live well!"
Yu Ying knew that time was running out.
Leave a blessing.
In his heart, he said, "Leave!"
Then he saw the raised arm hang down suddenly.
"Grandma!"