1023, big ball

"Oh, the baby is so proud!" said Candy Child, who was standing on the small kitchen stool, with a satisfied sigh of satisfaction.

Tang Shuang looked down at the little man amusedly and asked, "Why are you so proud?"

Candy pointed to the bowls and plates in the cupboard: "Look! Xiaoshuang, open your little eyes and look at these eating guys, they were dirty just now, but now they have become so clean, why is that? Because Candy worked hard to clean them! We only have food to eat at noon, otherwise there will be no food to eat! Jingjing will be hungry, Xiao Wu will cry for his father and mother, and Xiaoshuang will ...... emm~ Tweet, that's it. ”

Tang Shuang stared at her for a while, the little sister who still has a strong desire to survive.

He nodded: "There is some truth to what you said. ”

"Hehe, it makes sense!" the villain waved his hand happily, "It's very reasonable! The Lun family is the king of reason!"

Tang Shuang looked at the little child who swelled instantly, and said, "But there are also many places that make no sense. ”

When Candy heard this, she immediately said, "Xiaoshuang, are you tired, you better rest, don't talk!"

Tang Shuangbai glanced at her: "What? You can only listen to good words? Don't you want to listen to bad words? Tell you, the truth is often not good, and the lies are good." ”

"Xiaoshuang, you're so handsome. ”

Candy Er came to such a sentence without hesitation, Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment before reacting, staring at this smirking kid with an expressionless face, does this guy mean that he is not handsome?

"Ho ho ho ~ Why are you staring at the Lun family! The Lun family praises you for being handsome, don't you beat people", after speaking, she took out a small thing from her pocket, and raised it to Tang Shuang, "Look! The little seahorse of the Lun family! ”

Candy unscrewed the faucet, filled the little seahorse with water, twisted the lid, tightened, and the fluttering little seahorse immediately weighed, and its stomach was full of "ammunition". When a friend comes, you can give him water to drink, and when a bad guy comes, you can shoot him a few times!

Tang Shuang ignored this little seahorse, this little human spirit didn't dare to shoot at people now, he had already been educated last time.

"What do you mean by opening my little eyes wide?" Tang Shuang asked, and he panicked without asking clearly.

Candy Candy looked at Tang Shuang's eyes with her little head held high, her eyes were rolling, obviously thinking about how to answer this question, if you don't do it well, something big may happen.

Tang Shuang tried to keep her eyes open, panicking.

"How's it going?"

Candy immediately nodded confusedly: "Big." ”

Then he said, "It's smaller now." ”

"It's getting bigger again. ”

"Huh? It's small again. ”

"It's big. ”

"It's small. ”

……

Tang Zhen stood curiously at the door of the kitchen and watched the two of them finish washing the dishes, but they still stood side by side by the sink and chatted warmly......

After five minutes, she asked funny, "What are you doing?"

The two of them had such a boring conversation for five minutes, which made her completely unable to figure it out.

Tang Shuang and Candy Candy came back to their senses and looked back at Tang Hao, Candy jumped off the small stool and wanted to go to her sister, but she didn't run after running two steps, and when she looked up, Xiao Shuang grabbed her little clothes.

Tang Shuang said: "Don't run yet, you give me a good word, are my eyes big or small?"

Candy Er wanted to pull back her little clothes, and said, "Xiaoshuang, can you let go of the Lun family first~"

"No, you can give me a word first. ”

Candy looked at Tang Shuang with helpless eyes, lowered her little head and muttered in a low voice: "Alas, my mother, will the Lun family be beaten if they tell the truth?" I am so worried that Xiaoshuang, this bad guy, will beat the child! Then praise his eyes are big like a ball? emmmm, no, the Lun family is a little baby, or a good baby, you can't lie, if you lie, your nose will become longer and become an elephant, you have to drink snot before drinking water, and you can't pick your nose, how uncomfortable it is~emmmmm......"

Tang Shuang saw that the villain was muttering and refused to give him a happy answer, and said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean by this? Can you give a happy word! Hurry up and answer!"

He bowed his face.

Candy suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately jumped up and shouted: "Big! Big eyes! Big eyes, so good-looking! So envious! Big and handsome! Xiaoshuang, you are amazing." ”

As he spoke, he raised his hand and wiped it under his nose, wiping his snot! Hurry up and get your snot out before it gets longer, and don't drink it later.

This disgusting action instantly reduced the authority of the words that were praised by 80%.

After wiping his nose, the villain raised his hand and made a gesture of playing marbles: "biu~ play your big eyeballs!"

It seems to have bounced out the snot that had just been wiped off.

Candy took the opportunity to jump, broke free from Tang Shuang's pull, and ran towards her sister, shouting as she ran: "Big ball~ Big ball~ Big ball~ Sister save Lun's family!"

A fierce man fell into Tang Hao's arms, although she didn't look back, but with her understanding of Xiaoshuang, this king must have been thinking about how to eat the baby.

Sure enough, Tang Shuanghu walked over with a face, and Candy was frightened and screamed, frantically seeking her sister's protection.

Tang Hao held the candy in her arms and said to Tang Shuang: "Don't scare the child, Xiaoshuang, you are so naΓ―ve!"

Tang Shuangcai doesn't care if he is naΓ―ve or not, handsome is more important than anything else.

"Do you think my eyes are big?"

Candy Candy showed her little face from Tang Zhen's arms, and shouted while nodding, "Big ball, big ball!"

Tang Shuang asked bitterly: "Are you praising me or scolding me? How do I feel that you are praising me and scolding me?!"

"If I had a fairy bar, it would be bigger, smaller, prettier, and a home full of comics, chocolates, and toys. ”

The villain sang and didn't answer Tang Shuang's words directly at all.

This made Tang Shuang even more painful.

Well, looking at the expression of the villain, Tang Shuang can already be sure that she is not praising people!

He decisively gave up this child who didn't understand aesthetics and asked Tang Zhen: "Sister, do you think I'm handsome?"

Tang Hao glared at him and left with the candy, not bothering to answer this extremely naΓ―ve remark.

Candy was led by Tang Zhen's little hand and walked out, turned around and grinned at Tang Shuang, ho ho ho ho

My sister's life at home is really good, if my sister is not here today, she will be unlucky, I don't know how hard Fei Fei patted the ass.

After the two sisters of the Tang family left the kitchen, Tang Shuang took out her mobile phone, took a picture of the results of washing the dishes just now, and took a picture of himself by the way, and then posted it to the "Blind Date and Love Family" group, writing: "Washing dishes for my mother is my daily work. ”

And @"The Mess of Fire", wrote: "Are you going to come to the benchmark?"

Is benchmarking just a javelin?

Anyway, "The Mess of Fire" sent a gif of a bloody javelin piercing from the sky.

Besides, no one replied.

Well, it looks like you're really busy.

Ding Dong, there is information in the group, Tang Shuang saw that it was sent by "its Ye Zhenzhen", and it was written: "This is the fruit of Tang Tang's labor, and Xiaoshuang also has a share." ”

As soon as these words fell, a series of dingdong sounds immediately sounded in the group.

"Tang Tang is good. ”

"My candy is so diligent and a good baby. ”

"Candy is so obedient, does the baby come to my house to play?"

"Good baby. ”

……

It seems that everyone is not busy again.