Chapter Eighty-Eight: Stupid Monsters
"How long have I been standing here? It's been a few days? Meow, why hasn't the sun gone down yet? ”
"Even the tail is stiff when you stand, meow. ”
"I want to sleep, meow. ”
Bai Xue stood in front of the windowsill, and after staying seriously, her mind began to wander with delusions, and she finally couldn't help but secretly open her eyes.
Bai Xuedong looked around, only to see that Li Yao was still busy in the kitchen, Jin Ying was still sitting on the side to cultivate, Yan'er just turned over, her belly was facing the sky, and she was sleeping soundly on Jin Ying's knees, and she was still smashing her mouth and eating in her sleep.
Bai Xue looked at the clock hanging on the wall, oh my God, at 3:35, he had only practiced for eighteen minutes.
"Is it three o'clock in the afternoon in a few days? Although Bai Xue thinks so, she actually knows in her heart that this is unlikely.
But Sydney didn't move at all and ignored it.
"Meow!"
After all, Li Yao could at least break a chandelier, a coffee table, and Bai Xue's head, but Bai Xue couldn't break anything.
"Hmph, liar, big liar!meow!You taught me some spell-breaking spells, it's useless!meow!" Bai Xue angrily pounced on Jin Hotaru.
"Hurry up, meow, teach me the real spell, meow. It scratched his face with its claws.
"This is already the most basic spell," Jin Hotaru frowned, Bai Xue interrupted his cultivation, he blocked Bai Xue's claws to persuade it, "You can't be too hasty and hasty, how can you learn something else before you lay a good foundation?"
"Then why is it useless?
"You've only been practicing for a while, and this spell will only be effective if you have to persevere. ”
"Huh, how long will it take? Half a day? Meow, is it okay a day?"
"Three days is fine, isn't it? ”
"Is it going to take eight days?
Jin Ying looked at it and asked himself questions, and he just shook his head when he heard it.
"What? a hundred years...... Meow...... ......"She felt as if she was going to faint again.
"How long is that in a hundred years, meow...... I seem to be only about two years old now, and 100 years is more than 60 years of my own life, which is ......"
What, Jin Ying was a little confused when she heard it, a hundred years is more than sixty two years old? Isn't it fifty? Besides, how can anyone understand it like this? Jin Ying looked at it strangely, this little cat demon really doesn't even have a basic concept of time, I don't know how long a hundred years is?
"And spells that can be learned faster?" Meow ......" Bai Xue asked as she collapsed, almost choking up and weak.
"Quick?" Jin Ying really has no way to deal with the young monsters who can't endure hardship now.
"If you combine the essence of the sun and the moon with the essence of the sun and the moon, you should be able to achieve something in 50 years. Jin Ying thought for a moment and answered the question.
"Of course, if you're serious about doing that. Jin Ying added this sentence in her heart.
“…… Ahh
"I'm going to duel the day after tomorrow!
Bai Xue thought that on the day of the duel, the strange cat laughed at his hateful face, and Bai Xue's heart was dead.
"You're going to learn spells in three or five days?" this time it was Jin Hotaru's turn to faint, "How is this possible!"
"Teach me the simplest, most painful, easiest spell to learn!Hurry!Meow!" Bai Xue gritted her teeth, and scratched Shadow's face with her teeth and claws, she was so anxious that she was about to go crazy.
"No," Jin Ying said truthfully, "spells take a long time to cultivate and accumulate, and if you want to do it quickly, you can only make a mess like Li Yao did just now." ”
Li Yao in the kitchen was happily chopping vegetables while pricking up her ears to listen to the conversation in their living room, and when she heard Jin Ying's evaluation of herself, she couldn't help but pout in embarrassment, but immediately smiled and shook her head.
"In general, there are a lot of happy things this year, my family is good, my friends are good, I am good, I can't bear to turn the last page when I look at the calendar......" she poured the cut meat into the pot and began to cook the next dish, singing happily.
"Come on, meow, I don't want to spend so much time learning spells, meow!" In the living room, Bai Xue is still persecuting Jin Hotaru.
"Tai Chi Bagua and the Five Elements Technique, it will take at least seventy years, and even longer than the human race, you must not want to learn this, and the Thunder Guarding Technique and the Five Ghosts Dafa will take forty ......years," Jin Ying bit her lip and said while thinking.
"Anything else?...... Meow" Bai Xue asked anxiously, dizzy as she listened.
Jin Hotaru looked at it and shook her head in embarrassment.
"You useless monsters, meow...... Woo...... I can't even do such a thing...... Meow...... Woo ......" Bai Xue let out a terrifying cry of ghosts and gods.
"There is no such thing as a single step to heaven in this world. Jin Hotaru tried to comfort it.
"I'm going to lose to that monster, meow! I've lost the cat's face! Meow, I'm going to become food for the monsters! Meow! It's all you stupid monsters, meow, you call yourself a monster but you can't do anything, meow!"
This didn't work for the heartbroken Shirayuki at all, and she clutched at Jin Hotaru's leg in a big cry.
Overwhelmed, Hotaru patted its head to rip it off her legs.
Bai Xue grabbed Jin Hotaru with her claws through her clothes, and peeked at his reaction while "crying".
If it had used this trick normally, its owner would have compromised and coaxed it, but Jin Hotaru was indifferent.
"Uh......h I'd rather die than lose face in a duel, meow! I'm not alive, meow!" Bai Xue really cried angrily.
"It's dead!" Flame was woken from her slumber.
"I'm going to eat you right now, and you dare to disturb my sleep!" Yan'er jumped up from Jin Hotasu's leg in anger.
"Hmph, stupid monster, it's useless, meow! I can't teach cats to learn spells, and I want to kill cats, woo...... Evil and shameless youkai!You know how to bully cats, meow!" Bai Xue yelled in frustration.
It turned out that he just wanted to scare the flame that scared it, but now he was really angry and rushed towards it.
Bai Xue was very clever, and it burrowed under the golden firefly's arm and continued to scream.
"Hmph, I have to eat you!Come out! Come out for me!" Yan'er suddenly shouted angrily.
"No, help, kill the cat!"
"Hmph, do you think that if you hide inside and don't come out, I can't do anything about you? Get out of the way! Let me burn the demon cat! Roast it and eat it again!" Yan'er rushed over angrily, stretching her wings under Jin Hotaru's armpits, trying to pull the cat out.
"Uh......h Kill the cat...... Meow, help...... Woo...... Kill the cat, meow!" Bai Xue saw that Jin Ying would not let it be caught by Yan'er, and it burrowed under Jin Ying's arm, pulling her neck and shouting loudly.
"Yan'er!" The noise in the living room finally alarmed Li Yao in the kitchen, she rushed into the living room when she saw this scene, shouted, waved the pan and slapped it at Yan'er, "Why do you always bully this poor little kitten!"
"I bullied it, it bullied me!" Yan'er's eyes widened, "I have lived for hundreds of years, and I have never been bullied by a monster! It dares to tease me! It really me off, hum, I have to eat it!"
Li Yao wanted to bring Bai Xue over to protect her, but Yan'er wanted to get it over and eat it in one bite, and the smart Bai Xue knew that Jin Ying could protect herself better than Li Yao, so she grabbed Jin Ying and didn't let go.
"Help, someone, kill the cat...... Meow...... Woo......"
"Thunderbolt!"
"Whew!"
"Come out, come out for me!"
"Cat, come out, I'll protect you!"
There was a lot of noise in the room, the sound of pots and pans falling to the ground, the sound of the burning sofa on fire caused by Yan'er's anger, the sound of hot oil squirting out of Li Yao's kitchen pot and the fire spewing out, Jin Ying was really in dire straits.
Ji Ao walked into the house with a big bag of things, and what he saw was a live broadcast of a fierce fight.
"Oh, it's wonderful!Don't miss it!" Ji Ao's eyes widened, "This is the last battle of the year!"
"Come on, come on!" he sat down on the couch that wasn't on fire and watched, clapping his hands in encouragement.
I really don't understand who Ji Ao is cheering for.
"It's not because of the cat you brought......" Kanehoru explained as she looked at him innocently.
Who else can speak calmly in such a chaotic situation, but Jin Ying?
"Oh, that's it, so it's my responsibility," Ji Ao has never been a person who shirks responsibility, he came over and patted Li Yao on the shoulder, "What's the paste?"
"Ahh
"Hey, Yan'er, that cat was brought by your little buddy, the little fox. Ji Ao patted the angry flame again.
"Little fox?" As soon as Yan'er heard that it was the cat brought by Zhang Lei, she finally stopped tearing with Bai Xue.
"Since Zhang Lei brought it back, it should be him who ate it first, I can't rob my friend of the food. "Actually, it's because cat meat is not delicious, and if it is delicious, it will be another matter.
"Taught it spells, right?" asked Ji Ao as he looked at Jin Hotaru, who was finally able to get up from the chaos.
"Give it back to you, we can't teach it. Jin Hotaru brought Snow to him.
"No, you and Yan'er are also the monsters that can be counted on the list of monsters in the city, why can't you even teach a cat, it's too embarrassing for us monsters!"