Chapter 553: The joke is too big
Although Su Mingtu can drink, he can also be called a fierce general in wine, but he can't stand others taking turns to fight, the two beauties left a cup of wheel battle, and with Xia Yunhai, who is not much worse than him, on the side, after a few glasses of wine in a row, Su Mingtu's eyes have begun to feel a little hazyγγγγγγγγ
Seeing that the time was almost up, Xia Yunjing and Xia Yunli looked at each other and smiled, Xia Yunhai took out a cigarette and lit it himself, and then stuffed it to Su Mingtu, under the combined effect of alcohol and cigarettes, his thoughts were completely confused.
Xia Yunjing bit her lip lightly, deliberately made a bewitching appearance, and said to Su Mingtu with a sigh: "Can't you see that you are quite capable of fighting, seven or eight people are not your opponents, I don't know if you can cope with a few more people."
Xia Yunli couldn't show Xia Yunjing's ability to confuse people, and she couldn't think of any tricks to deal with men when she was still in college, so she could only pretend to be coquettish and said: "Brother Su, grandpa said to let you choose a right eye between me and my sister to develop, at first I was reluctant, I thought you were nothing good, but just now I saw you so brave and felt that in fact, you are not bad, you really have some ability"
This big brother Su called Su Mingtu's bones crispy, and he couldn't even close his mouth with a nodding and smiling, and the left and right strikes made his wine surging upward, and he said without thinking about it at the moment: "What is this, it's just seven or eight little gangsters, even if it is the same in a few more ends, it's not a problem at all, you haven't seen me before, heheγγγγγ β
Speaking of this, Su Mingtu stopped, drank too much, drank too much, but still maintained a trace of misty sobriety in his mind, and suppressed what he was going to say next, he was not only strictly trained but also battle-hardened, and his psychological quality was not comparable to ordinary people, how could he really not find the north because of a few glasses of wine, and dare to tremble out of anything?
Seeing him stop, Xia Yunjing glared hatefully, Xia Yunhai was unwilling to signal again, Xia Yunli simply handed him another glass of wine and poured it down, and then asked: "It's too fake, it's the same if it's more?"
Su Mingtu smiled staggeringly, and said disdainfully: "It's all fake in the movie, I'm real, the people who died in the movie are not really dead, the people I killed are real, they can't be fake."
The three of them all thought he was drunk, and they didn't believe it at all, but when he was drunk and started talking nonsense, Xia Yunjing rolled her eyes at Su Mingtu, pouted and said: "Forget it, today is a failure, nothing comes out."
"I'm tired, I didn't ask anything useful after a lot of effort" Xia Yunli leaned on the sofa and panted, pushed down Su Mingtu with some annoyance, and said hatefully: "If you drink too much, you will brag, and your aunt and grandmother will waste their expressions, hum, grandpa still lets us get along with you, beautiful you"
Su Mingtu was anxious when he heard this, and defended himself angrily: "I'm not bragging, what I said is true, I don't believe you can ask Hu Bandit."
Xia Yunhai patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you will wake up the bar when you stop, and ask him, let's go and ask him how many people you have killed, damn, he is either thinking that we drank too much, or he thinks that we are sick"
Su Mingtu sat weakly and waved his fingers, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that his hands seemed to be phantoms, and he couldn't count them.
Xia Yunjing asked, "What are you fiddling with there?"
"Count how many people I've killed" Su Mingtu sighed and said helplessly: "Okay... It seems like... Yes, count, count, I can't remember, I don't remember how many people I killed."
Xia Yunjing spread her hands and said with a smile: "It's really a lot, this nonsense is endless."
Su Mingtu blinked, and when he saw that they didn't believe him, he staggered to his feet, stretched out his finger and pointed in front of the three of them and said, "Hehe... You guys really... Do you really not believe it?"
Seeing him stand up, the chat between Hu Bandit and Xia Yunhe was also interrupted, looking at Su Mingtu, who was already unsteady on his feet, they didn't know what those three fearless guys were doing, and it was strange how this guy could drink like this with so much effort.
Su Mingtu burped, exhaled a strong smell of wine, then took off his shirt with both hands, pointed to a few scars on his body, and said, "Look... See, this, this is a knife wound, and this... It's a gunshot wound, that... This is also ... I've been shot several times, and my life was almost lost, do you believe it this time?"
Letter?
Unbelief?
Although Su Mingtu had already drunk five things and said three things, what he said could be regarded as wine talk, but the scars on his body when he took off his shirt at this time were really real, his body was densely covered with a lot of wounds, which were clearly visible to the naked eye, there were knife wounds several inches long, and there were also circular gunshot wounds the size of thumb covers, which were suddenly displayed in front of several people and were very shocking.
Xia Yunjing and Xia Yunli covered their mouths and screamed when they saw this, closed their eyes and didn't dare to look at it, how could the two eldest ladies who had never used a knife or seen blood since they were young have seen this formation.
Xia Yunhai swallowed his saliva and said, "Joke, it's big, this is really true"
Xia Yunhe was stunned by the scene in front of him, and only reacted back after a while, although he didn't understand what was going on, he could guess that a few of his own guys were making trouble, so he said angrily: "What the hell are you doing?"
Hu Bandit frowned and sighed, kicked Su Mingtu's buttocks, and said, "Give me an honest seat back."
Su Mingtu rubbed his ass and muttered dissatisfiedly: "They dare to question me, it's not okay if I don't come up with some real chapters."
Xia Yunhe asked the three of them in a deep voice, "What's the matter?"
Xia Yunjing and Xia Yunli couldn't speak, Xia Yunhai smiled brightly, scratched his head and said: "Just kidding, who knew that the level of this goods was so poor, a few glasses of wine would not be able to find the north."
"I asked you what was going on before, don't be sloppy there" Xia Yunhe glared at Xia Yunli and said, "Yunli, you say"
Xia Yunli pouted, glanced at the two people next to her, and saw that they both turned their heads off, knowing that these two guys were not righteous and pushed themselves out, and when they saw that they couldn't hide, they told them what they had just done.
After hearing this, Xia Yunhe pointed at the three of them and scolded: "A bunch of fools, when you go home and see how grandpa cleans you up, you can't tell the difference, you don't understand what to ask and what not to ask? Where did you get so much curiosity?"