12. My stupid Oudou yo

Han Fei feels that the people in the whole county have been like crazy recently, and their usual understanding of entertainment programs is probably only Zhengda variety show, Quyuan Miscellaneous Altar and other uncles and aunts are actually talking about "Super Girl", forty or fifty-year-old "corn", "cold powder", "box lunch", in Han Fei's opinion, the picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to look at it directly.

Originally, in Han Fei's heart, most of the star-chasing people were young people in their twenties and twenties, and they were a bit of an aunt fan, but they didn't expect Supergirl to expand so many aunts and uncles, and the topics that people who came to the powder restaurant to talk about recently were all Supergirls.

Imagine this picture, the uncle said do you know how hard my family Chunchun sings and how good it is? My aunt said that my pen is the best, and I call crazy for my pen and pen. Tsk, when the two sides discussed, they were eager to draw a big bracket to list one, two, three, four, which was simply justified and convincing.

The Han family can be regarded as being poisoned by the "Supergirl Virus", and every Friday night, the Han family gathers in front of the TV early, and is more actively waiting to watch "Super Girl" than the Spring Festival Gala. In fact, Han Fei and his father are not very interested, mainly their mother and sister, one supports Li Yuchun, and the other supports He Jie, and the two of them are arguing like crazy every day about who is stronger than who is in which aspect, fortunately they are biological mother and daughter, otherwise they would have to quarrel to fight.

The popularity caused by "Super Girl" in the summer of 2005 is completely unprecedented, and it has dominated various lists with a sweeping attitude since it was launched, both in terms of ratings and participation in the full name of "I have nine buckets of popularity in the world, and others share one bucket", and you can even say without modesty: I'm not targeting you, I mean that all the variety shows here are garbage.

And Mango Satellite TV has also laid a brilliant foundation through this campaign, and its status will not be shaken by other provinces and Taiwan in the next ten years.

……

Han Fei was bored flipping through the posts on the Internet, there was really nothing interesting in the major forums these days, and he didn't even find some celebrity gossip after flipping through it for a long time.

QQ ticked again, one point on, cousin again.

Cousin: Haven't you been bored lately?

Han Fei: Boredom open the door to boredom, bored to home.

Cousin: You're pretty good at making jokes, sister, there's a fun event here, won't you come?

Han Fei: It's a bit far, sister, it still takes two or three hours to get from my house to Star City by car, and when I get to Star City, it is estimated that the daylilies will be cold.

Cousin: Silly, you didn't know to come a day earlier.

Han Fei: What kind of fun thing is it?

Cousin: Don't you know if you're here, in a word, will you come?

Han Fei: Okay, okay, I'll just come, anyway, it's almost moldy at home, when will I leave?

Cousin: The day after tomorrow, you remember my mobile phone number, and I'll pick you up at the station when the time comes.

……

Star City in August is not much different from the stove, and the heat wave on the road is twisted and surging in a visible posture.

As soon as he came out of the cool bus, Han Fei seemed to be suddenly covered by a cloud of hot air, and his throat tightened as if he was about to suffocate, this is the case in the big city of steel and iron bones, and the high temperature caused by the heat island effect could not be lowered for a long time.

After walking a few dozen meters from the bus, Han Fei found a commissary, took out a dollar to call his sister, and then entered a cold drink shop next to him.

Blowing the air conditioner again felt like a dying person renewing his life, Han Fei sat down on the chair, took off the bag on his body and put it on the table, pulled the placket and turned his head to look hard, damn, and then his back was wet and slimy, and he didn't know what material this backpack was made of, the smell and sweat were mixed, and the smell was simple.

The boss came over and asked, "Brother Man, what is the right thing?" (handsome guy, what are you eating?)

After pulling a few tissues to wipe the sweat off his face, Han Fei said, "Boss, let's have a large portion of black rice porridge and put more sugar." ”

"Okay, right away. ”

Two minutes later, the boss brought a bowl of chilled black rice porridge, Han Fei took the bowl, stirred it a few times to fully melt the sugar, and then scooped a big spoonful and put it in his mouth, hiss, cool!

The heart is cold, and the heart is flying.

Han Fei only felt that the cool feeling was transmitted from his mouth to his limbs, and a thin layer of sweat was precipitated, Han Fei took a long breath, and he could eat such a bowl of cold black rice porridge on a day close to forty degrees, and his life was simply desireless.

When Han Fei was eating and sighing, a slender "black long straight" walked in from outside, with a beige short-sleeved shirt on his upper body and white hot pants on his lower body, revealing two long white legs.

Han Fei was facing away from the door, and he couldn't see any movement, and suddenly he was slapped in the head,, who dares to hit me?!

Han Fei turned his head and glared angrily, saw the person clearly, and immediately became cowardly, his expression was extremely flattering, and said, "Yo, sister, it turned out to be you." ”

Hei Changzhi is Han Fei's cousin Han Yu.

"What, you still want to slap me back?" Han Yu sat down opposite Han Fei, and the royal sister's aura was full of energy.

"How dare I, hehe, sister, you beat me to give me face. Han Fei pretended to be a dog, not daring to be arrogant at all.

My cousin has been the kind of child of someone else's family since she was a child, she is good-looking, has good grades, and can play the piano, every year when relatives gather, a group of children live in the shadow of Han Yu, especially Han Fei, who is her cousin, is either comparing with her cousin, or on the way to compare with her cousin.

"Sister, do you want to eat a cold drink? I'll give you some. ”

When Han Yu saw his younger brother's funny posture, he joked: "Ho, brother, you are getting more and more refined now, okay, then I'll give you a face to eat it, red bean paste, don't put sugar, I'll lose weight." ”

"Sister, you're in good shape, what kind of weight do you lose. ”

"What do you little kid know, human life is limited, but the pursuit of beauty is unlimited, hurry up and bring me a cold drink. ”

"Oh, okay. ”

Yes, he was born to run errands, and Han Fei can be regarded as admitting it.

went to the counter and bought a cup of red bean paste, and brought it respectfully, Han Fei said, "Sister, I respectfully invite you to eat at the old man's house." ”

Han Yu took a look, deliberately put on the posture of Lafayette, took the red bean paste, took a small sip, and then praised: "Yes, it should be rewarded, give three feet of white silk." ”

Han Fei rolled his eyes and replied, "Huh." ”

The drama spirit meets the drama spirit, it is really a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer.

Han Yu was eating red bean paste in a hurry, but Han Fei was a little puzzled, what did the old lady call her to do?

"Sister, what's so fun about you calling me here, it's not easy for me to take a car to Star City in this ghost weather, it's almost hot to death. ”

Han Yu ate the red bean paste, pulled out a sly smile on his mouth, and didn't say a word.

Han Fei took a look, Damn, old lady, you didn't deliberately tease me, right?

"Sister, tell me what good things can cheapen me?"

"What's the hurry, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry. Han Yu looked at Han Fei, who was a little impatient, and deliberately teased him with words.

"Sister, don't tell you that you're playing with me, I have heart disease and high blood pressure epilepsy, and if you can't say it, you'll be GG. ”

Han Yu put down the red bean paste, elegantly took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, brushed his hair again, and took out a small mirror from the bag in his hand.

Han Fei is completely convinced, sister, do you have to eat a cold drink and make up for it? I was conquered by you like this, cutting off all retreats, my mood is solid, and my decision is really confused.

After tinkering for a long time, Han Yu finally spoke again: "Of course, it's a good thing to come to you, but I have to give you some tests first." ”

"What kind of test, don't you dare or something, right?" replied Han Fei reluctantly.

"Cut, I'm not uncommon to play with this thing. Listen, the test is to cook for you and me for a few days. ”

Han Fei put a question mark on his head and said, "What about the uncle and the aunt, are they not at home?"

"Haha, nonsense, what am I calling you for?"

"My God, sister, you're so good, just a few meals and you're going to let me ride for a few hours on a hot day?" Han Fei felt that he was completely teased by his cousin, and his tone became a little unkind.

Han Yu looked at his younger brother's angry appearance and felt a pang of refreshment, my stupid Oudoudou, are you so angry?

Han Yu reached out and pinched Han Fei's right cheek, and said with a smile: "Yo, are you angry? What about the good manly husband who doesn't care about the little woman? Okay, don't get angry, it's true that you can cook, and it's true that there are good things." ”

"Huh?" Han Fei was puzzled.

"Silly, let's go, the car is still parked outside, go home and put things first." ”

……

Boss: "MMP, you two haven't paid yet." ”