Chapter 168: Eat My Car Fart
"On the head!"
"Which one?" Chen Tianhao's brain suddenly made a sharp turn, and he felt that the problem was not simple!
"Either way. ”
Really!
"Haha, it's good that I'm witty, I asked one more question, otherwise it would be embarrassing to put on my head stupidly, the IQ of 120 is really not covered!
"Alas, the host is getting smarter and smarter, and it will be even more difficult to pit the host in the future!" the system sighed.
"Haha, it's hard to get to the sky!
As soon as the words fell, a transparent briefs appeared on the crotch of Chen Tianhao's pants.
The trousers are exquisite, soft and comfortable, not too big or small, just right.
"Haha, it just so happens that I haven't washed it for eight days! It feels a little sticky, and I can finally change my pants!"
"I'll go, I'm too embarrassed to say it, are you planning to grow mushrooms?"
"What's the matter, self-produced and self-eaten, no need to go to the vegetable market, hahaha......"
However, just when Chen Tianhao was excited, a peculiar smell rushed straight to Chen Tianhao's nasal cavity, and he almost fainted!
"Damn, this smell is heavier than mine, what's the situation? Someone else just wore it?" Chen Tianhao was inexplicably surprised.
"Uh...... I wore it, and I haven't taken it off for 80 days. "That's why I just said it was a dirty deal." ”
"I'll go, how embarrassed are you to say it, but, it's okay, what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours, you and I are like brothers, brothers wear the same pair of pants to look intimate, that, if I'm not mistaken, such a high-tech thing should be able to be restored, right?"
, eighty days, will it hurt to smoke the eggs when you wear it?
It's too dangerous, it's better to put hygiene first!
"The host is really smart, that's right, as long as the host mind moves, it can restore the factory settings!"
"Haha, I know, then the question is, why don't you recover and give it to me?"
"Because, in one word, lazy!"
"I'm going, I'm too lazy to move, you're also lazy and terminally cancerous!
Chen Tianhao moved his mind as he spoke, and immediately the taste was gone, and his pants exuded a little luster, like the Big Dipper stars in the vast universe!
"Put it on!"
Under the order, no need to do anything, the pants were immediately worn out, and after a second, they were gradually embedded and finally covered on the original pants, and the original pants were dissolved!
A coolness, softness, and comfort that spreads quickly and then sweeps over the body.
All kinds of god-level car skills instantly entered my mind, and the speed was extremely fast, like a fast charge.
Awesome, awesome, I feel like I'm already a god of Qiuming mountain bikes!
"Oh, I'm damn it, how do you feel hot, it seems to be the rhythm of secondary development. Chen Tianhao said strangely.
The system said: "Because the strength of this trouser is too strong and the position is too wonderful, it will increase the length of Ding Ding while improving the host's car skills, and help the host become the first Ding in the universe to a certain extent!
"I'll kill two birds with one stone, amazing, amazing! No wonder you want to wear it, you prodigal!"
"Tonglang!"
"Take!"
At this time, the two whistling guys just now actually came to both sides of Chen Tianhao, and these two people actually slowed down!
, there is a long-legged beauty with strong breasts on every car, tsk, white skin and beauty, worth doing!
But what do these two want to do?
"Hey, brother, Ferrari, how can it be driven like Wuling Hongguang, it's not as good as my BMW, if it doesn't work, let me drive it, I can teach you god-level driving skills as compensation!"
A small pigtail sneered.
"Yes, the car drove like a snail, and I didn't even dare to overtake, and when I saw that my brother just now didn't, it soared directly to two hundred and five.........! Hahaha......"
The other one drove a Mercedes-Benz with a flat head and laughed.
The two beauties also looked at each other with a sneering look.
Liang Zhenzhen, who followed behind, listened to the cool words of those two people, and immediately showed displeasure:
"Are you idle, does it have anything to do with how fast people drive?
As soon as the pigtail heard this, he immediately slowed down again, and slowly came to Liang Zhenzhen's car, only to see him licking his lips, looking at Liang Zhenzhen and saying: "Oh, isn't my sister good-looking, get on my brother's car, brother will let you feel the speed!"
"Phew!" Liang Zhenzhen took a sip and said angrily, "The car is driving so well!"
"It's remarkable. The pigtails smiled evilly, "Girls like men who drive well......!
"Shameless!" Liang Zhenzhen rolled his eyes, wanting to drive faster and stay away from that garbage but didn't dare.
"Two rookies, eat my car fart!"
Chen Tianhao smiled, stepped on it violently, and the Ferrari was like an arrow from the string, rushing out!
The pigtails and flat head are stunned!
Damn, this guy is stimulated!
Hahaha.........
Sure enough, he couldn't stand molesting his girlfriend!
This is looking for abuse!
"it!"
The pigtail screamed, spit flying, slammed on the accelerator, and chased after him like crazy, and the flat head also rushed up.
In order to strengthen the momentum, the two beauties immediately took off their short sleeves, waved them wildly in their hands, and became cheerleaders: "Bump him, bump him, oh ......"
The pigtails and flat heads are lined up on the left and right, ready to clamp Chen Tianhao!
"Clamp, clamp!" Pigtail laughed, "Bang him, hahaha......"
"Hee-hee...... It's about to catch up, come on, husband~" The pigtailed horse jumped while screaming, the waves were turbulent, and he got carried away like a sheep was crazy.
Chen Tianhao smiled, and stepped on it again!
Sou!
Ferrari flash in seconds!
Immediately, a fart filled the two cars behind!
Hmph, the corners of Chen Tianhao's mouth are raised, it's you who are playing!
Lao Tzu plays you to death!
He ran away just as he was about to catch up, and the pigtails and the others felt like boiled ducks flying!
"Damn! This guy dares to soar to more than two hundred and five,!"
The pigtail scolded, stepped on the accelerator, chased after it desperately, and the flat head didn't want to die, the speed was about the same as the pigtail, and it soared to three hundred!
Immediately, the car is a little floating!
The two beauties felt that they would be blown away when they stood up, so they quickly sat down!
"What are you afraid of? Stand up for Lao Tzu and keep calling!" The pigtail saw that the two women were so frightened that the eldest aunt was coming, and she was immediately unhappy.
The beautiful woman next to him looked embarrassed: "Don't, Zhou Shao, it's too dangerous, you slow down." ”
"Slow down, Lao Tzu is the god of Zhonghai car, first-class car skills, stand up for Lao Tzu, do you want to be Erha wheel at night!"
When the beauty heard this, she frowned: "Zhou Shao, it's a bit too much for you to talk like this!"
"Excessive? hahaha...... No more nonsense, Lao Tzu will let you eat dung!" the pigtail laughed.
"You, I'm going to get out of the car, stop, I'm going to get off!" the beauty was so angry that her mouth pouted like a chicken's butt.
Headache last night...... Don't ask me which one!
(End of chapter)