Volume 1 Chapter 73 Put on your pants and talk about it
"You are self-aware. Chen Lili sneered.
Haotian frowned, and said in his heart: Is this woman sick? He doesn't even know this woman, why do you open your mouth and shut up and sneer? Isn't it awesome not to wear pants?
At this moment, Chen Lili was about to enter the Taoist temple, and Haotian had an idea and said, "Female layman, please stay." ”
"Little Taoist, what are you doing?" Chen Lili frowned and looked at Haotian unhappily. I just ate the closed door, and I went in and was kicked out by the wolf, and this time it's fine, and I can't go in?
Haotian smiled and said: "Female layman, the Taoist temple is a pure place to worship gods and Buddhas, and please put on your pants before entering." ”
When Chen Lili heard this, she immediately became angry! This stinky Taoist priest really can't open a pot! Like a cat whose tail has been trampled on, Jing Yan said angrily: "Little Taoist, are you sincerely looking for trouble? My skirt was torn off by a wolf, didn't you see it?"
"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, if the layman wants that skirt, the poor road will be brought to the lawyer. However, the Taoist temple solemnly cultivates the law, and the female layman enters, so it should not be too exposed. "Haotian Dao.
Chen Lili was furious, pulled her leggings~ pants, and shouted: "You show me! These are pants! Pants! Pants! See? These are pants, not naked!"
Click!
Before the words fell, a crisp sound sounded, and Chen Lili only felt a cold ...... in her back buttocks
Fortunately, there were clothes to cover it, and there was no light, but the eyes of the men around were clearly shining, and it was obvious that everyone understood what the meaning of this sound was!
Chen Jing regretted it at this time, why did he want to be such a gentleman......? It's all exciting to think about!
Haotian saluted with one hand, looked at Jing Yan with a smile, and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
I don't need to say anything, the meaning is too clear.
Chen Lili's pretty face was extremely red, and she stared at Haotian with big eyes. Haotian smiled and looked at Chen Lili with a warm face.
In the end, Chen Lili stomped her foot, turned back to the cameraman and shouted, "Why don't you go down the mountain, go to the car and get me a pair of trousers?"
The cameraman came to his senses, quickly put down the camera, and ran down the mountain. Chen Lili can't afford to be provoked, such a good opportunity to please, it's stupid not to do it.
Chen Lili gritted her teeth and glared at Haotian, but she couldn't say anything to enter the Taoist temple, so she went to the side and found a stone to sit down.
Seeing this, Haotian smiled with satisfaction.
"Little Taoist, can we go inside the Taoist temple and have a look? At this time, Yang Fang asked.
Haotian glanced at Yang Fang, who was in his fifties, suspiciously, but still turned sideways and said, "Layman, please ......"
Yang Fang took Xiao He into the Taoist temple, Ma Hai also quickly got up, and went in with a smirk. As far as Haotian's words are concerned, he has absolute confidence that he will win!
Chen Jing looked at Yang Fang in the Taoist temple, and then looked at Chen Lili, who was alone, and decisively came to Chen Lili's side to ask for warmth.
Although Chen Lili doesn't like Chen Jing, but in the barren mountains and mountains, there is someone around her, who is always good, and there is no match for it. Xiao Luo stood at a distance, so as not to be scolded for being a light bulb......
That's when ......
"Little Taoist, are you a Fusang tree?" Yang Fang suddenly exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.
Haotian made a salute and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the layman's good eyesight, it is the Fusang tree." ”
"No, one of the spiritual places in Chinese mythology, legend has it that on the eastern sea, the Fuso tree is composed of two large mulberry trees that support each other. The sun goddess Xi and the great god drove up from here for her son Jin Crow (three-legged crow, spirit of the sun). It is also said that it is the connecting gate of the divine realm, the human world, and the underworld, but Dayi stands on it and shoots the sun and breaks it, and it is difficult to contact the three worlds of man and god and the underworld. Why did you come to the south? Moreover, this tree did not freeze to death, and it still grows leaves in the winter? Is this a sperm, or is it a hybrid?" Chen Jing craned his neck to look in and muttered.
Chen Lili was also stunned, and went to the door, but did not go in, lest she be told by the dead Taoist priest again, and shouted: "It's really a Fusang tree! This tree ...... This is too weird, isn't it?" After speaking, Chen Lili looked at Haotian.
Haotian's head is full of black lines, you say that the tree is weird, what do you think I do?
Yang Fang circled around the Fusang tree several times, and asked Xiao He to take a lot of close-ups of the Fusang tree, this is definitely news, as for how big the news is, you have to go back to know. But at least it can be mixed with a good layout, with this Fusang tree, this trip is not in vain!
Chen Lili ran over with a bang, picked up the camera, and couldn't go in?
Chen Jing and Xiao Luo followed......
But Ma Hai was about to cry, he was the first to come, and he patronized Haotian's words last time, and he actually mistook this news! Scoop, just let it go to others, not to mention how uncomfortable it is. But Ma Hai is also smart, immediately take pictures with his mobile phone, take all kinds of selfies, and then share them on Weibo and Moments! I didn't get the headlines, don't think about it.
Chen Lili, Yang Fang, and Chen Jing collectively cast murderous glances, but Ma Hai just didn't see it.
"Okay, let's go, go and worship the Taoist gods, worship the Buddha, and go to the pillar incense. After Yang Fang finished speaking, he took Xiao He into the main hall, and when he looked up, Yang Fang was dumbfounded!
Although Yang Fang does not know much about Taoist culture, as a Chinese person, she still knows that the Taoist temple is dedicated to some Taoist immortals in local legends, as far as she knows......
"The Three Qing Dynasty Yuqing Holy Realm, the Yuan Shi Ju Residence, the Shangqing Holy Realm, the Dao Jun Ju Ju Ju Zhi "Yuqing Realm, Yuan Shi Tianzun, Shangqing Realm, Taishang Dao Jun (Lingbao Tianzun) Position, Taiqing Realm Taijimu, that is, Taishang Old Monarch.
The Jade Emperor, who lives in the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, is known as "Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature Mi Luo Zhi Zhen Jade Emperor God".
The four royal gods are the four gods who assist the "three Qings" in the Taoist heavenly realm, so they are also called the "four auxiliaries". Their full names are: Zhongtian Ziwei Arctic Emperor Antarctic Immortal Emperor, Gouchen Shanggong Emperor Emperor, and Chengtian Imitation Emperor Earth.
Together with the Queen Mother of the West, he is the Eastern Prince, also known as "Mu Gong" and "Emperor of Donghua".
And here there is only Guanyin, there are no other Taoist statues, only the murals are full of gods and Buddhas, Yang Fang naturally will not ask more.
Yang Fang finally understood why when he said incense, Haotian looked at him with that kind of eyes, and he came to ask for a son in his fifties?
However, Yang Fang had an idea and said, "Xiao He, this is Guanyin, you can ask for one." ”
Xiao He didn't know what to send Guanyin, almost knelt, as soon as he heard that it was Guanyin, he smiled bitterly, "Teacher Yang, I don't have a girlfriend yet, why do you ask for a child? I don't have this function myself?"
The two had no choice but to retreat.
Haotian stood at the door, lamenting in his heart: "System, when will I get another god and other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas?
"Ding! The host continues to work hard to earn money and work hard to do tasks, and there is a chance to get it. Come on. ”
"Come on, your uncle......" Haotian muttered in his heart, if only it were so easy to make money. As for the mission, the task of one hundred pillars of incense, he has no hope at all, otherwise he would not have participated in this so-called competition. What is he for, isn't it for fame and earning some incense?
At the same time, at the foot of the mountain, a convoy entered Yizhi Village, attracting more villagers to watch, and on the street, a man brandished a big broom, half-naked and upper-body, sweeping the snow, and the dry was in full swing. When I heard the sound of the car, I looked up. This person is none other than Zhu Erdan, who mistakenly thought that he had killed someone.
It's just that at this moment, Zhu Erdan's spirit is completely different, he used to be a hanger, but now he is full of energy, as if he has endless strength.
"Fellow, how do you go to the Heavenly Dao Temple?" the car window fell, and Zhuang Mingjiang asked.
"You also go to the Heavenly Dao Temple, just go all the way from this road, you have too many cars, if you go in, it will be difficult to pour out. Let's stop in the village and walk in. Zhu Erdan said.
"How far is that?" A beautiful face appeared in the car window, it was Zhuang Mingjiang's daughter Zhuang Rongrong.