Volume 1 Chapter 89 Hands and Feet
"Well, I'll go to the toilet first!" Haotian ran into the toilet, although he ate Lingmi, drank the pure water of Heaven and Earth without roots, without any impurities, and did not produce feces and urine, but Haotian was nervous and still wanted to go to the toilet.
Ran to the toilet and lay down.
Haotian took a deep breath and calmed down his excitement, "Divine powers! Although he has already mastered the Heavenly Eye and the Beast Language Technique, who cares if he has few magical powers? What's more, this magical power sounds very good! So he said, "You can start." ”
"Are you sure?"
"I'll think again. Haotian always felt that this system Rory asked several times, and this time the acceptance was not so simple. The last time I accepted the ancestral dragon paperwork, I was tired like a dog and slept for a day.
This time, Haotian must make sure that everything is in order. After turning around in the Taoist temple again, and making sure that there was really nothing to do, Haotian lay on the bed again and said, "Okay, let's start!"
"Are you sure?"
"Why are you so verbose, I'm ready, speed begins!"
Then Haotian found that the system was not moving, closed his eyes for a long time, was stunned and found nothing abnormal, sat up and said, "System, has it started?"
"It's over. The system said calmly.
Haotian only felt that the 100,000 *** in his heart was speeding across the Malagobi Desert, pounced on the trough, and ate the lying grass!
"So fast? Why don't I feel anything? Also, since it's so simple, you ask me so many times, what are you sure for?" Haotian asked.
"What do you want to feel? Pain or itching? Or do I fulfill you? Finally, you're not sure, how can I give you the ability to teleport?"
"Forget it, when I didn't say it. Haotian immediately coaxed, it hurts and itches, isn't this his brain sick?
"System, why do I feel like I haven't learned anything?" Haotian asked.
"What do you think the supernatural powers are?" the system asked.
"Isn't the magic power just chanting a spell, pinching a few seals, and then throwing a magic weapon, calling the wind and rain, scattering beans into soldiers, and farting to blow up the mountain?" Haotian said the content of the novels he had read.
The system snorted twice and said: "Ignorance! Divine power is the walking of ordinary people, seeing, listening, speaking, moving, raising your hand is supernatural power, closing your eyes is supernatural power! Divine power is to turn things that ordinary people can't do into your instinctive ability, no need to chant mantras, no need for anything to assist, heart to mind, read to supernatural power." ”
Haotian was stunned, he didn't expect the supernatural power to be like this, it seems that he was too nervous, but, it seems, reason!
At this moment, the lone wolf ran in and howled twice: "Dao Chief, what about my master, I'm hungry and have eaten." ”
When Haotian saw the lone wolf, his heart moved, and a fine light flashed in his eyes, and he invisibly displayed his magical powers. The world in front of the lone wolf's eyes suddenly changed! The surroundings were white, and there was no heaven and earth entering another world......
Haotian also saw this scene, but he could see the lone wolf, but the lone wolf could not see Haotian! Haotian stood in the sky, as if he was incarnated as the master of heaven and earth, and the creator god looked down on all living beings! As soon as his mind moved, the earth rumbled from under his feet!
Frightened, the lone wolf ran away, but when the earth rose, where could he run? In the end, he was so frightened that he shrank into a ball and didn't dare to move.
The lone wolf was afraid, and suddenly smelled a familiar fragrance, which was the smell of spiritual rice!
The lone wolf opened his eyes and looked, only to see a mountain of rice in the distance, towering mountain of rice!
The lone wolf's tongue subconsciously stretched out, and the saliva flowed wildly, rushing towards Mishan.
However, the lone wolf soon found that the faster he ran, the farther Mishan became!
Seeing this, Haotian scolded with a smile in his heart: "This stupid person, such an obvious abnormality, has not even found out that it is a dream." Sure enough, this superb dream magic power is terrifying enough, quite promising haha, it can confuse sentient beings and make people immersed in it and unable to extricate themselves. ”
Thinking of this, Haotian waved his hand, Mishan stopped, and the lone wolf caught up with Mishan in three steps and two steps, pounced, and opened his mouth, he wanted to eat enough!
Seeing this, Haotian shook his head slightly, in reality, it was impossible for him to satisfy the desire of the lone wolf to eat wildly, but in the dream, let him be refreshed, so Haotian didn't care.
The lone wolf was lying on the rice mountain eating, rolling, being overjoyed, scurrying around, how embarrassing and embarrassing his expression was......
Haotian really couldn't stand it anymore, and with a wave of his hand, Mishan disappeared, and a vast ocean appeared below, and the lone wolf plunged into it, dancing its claws wildly in fright.
Burst!
"Whoop......"
In reality, the lone wolf was lying on the ground, constantly waving its paws and howling, obviously frightened.
As a result, one turned over, opened his eyes, and found that there was no rice mountain and no sea in the vast room!
The lone wolf looked at the smiling Haotian, and then looked at the familiar surroundings, he had a feeling that everything just now was done by this harmless Taoist priest! However, he couldn't beat the thief Taoist priest in front of him, so he had to endure it, turned around and ran out.
Anyway, he did have a good time just now!
Seeing this, Haotian laughed and said, "What's the matter? Are you still angry? Today you are happy and full!"
"Whew!"
"At this time, you know that you are shouting long live? haha...... Let's go!" Haotian was very satisfied with his newly acquired supernatural powers, and took the lone wolf to cook.
The sun was setting quickly, in a small alley in Songwu County.
"Big brother, are you sure you do this?" A woman with heavy makeup, smoking a cigarette, looked at the money in her hand, and looked at the man in front of her with some doubts. The man is quite handsome, but his requirements are too special, right?
"Where did you get so much? I'll ask you, do you make this money? If you do, you can do it for me, and when it's done, double it for you!" The man said, at this time, a car drove by, and the lights swept by, shining the man's face, which was Chen Jing, who had just lost his job!
"Hehe, okay, I'll leave this matter to me!but, boss, you have to be reimbursed for the travel expenses, right?" the woman said.
"It's no problem to reimburse, but you also give me more strength, take down that Taoist priest for me, you know? Then give me a full audio recording, it's best to be able to record it. As long as it's done, the money will be yours. Chen Jing said.
The woman smiled: "Don't worry, boss, others are not good to say, it's just a little monk, I, Ma Ying, dare to promise, take it in three days! ”
"Well, I'm waiting for your good news! But, remember, you haven't seen me today. After speaking, Chen Jing left quickly.
Looking at Chen Jing's back, Ma Ying pouted and said, "What kind of thing, there are all kinds of birds in this world now." Even Taoist priests are pitted...... That's it, the old lady should go to the Taoist priest to open the light. Hehe...... Taoist priest, pure green little Taoist priest, it should taste good. ”
After speaking, Ma Ying walked out of the alley, got into a taxi, and went home.
The next day, as soon as the morning dawned, Haotian's Taoist Temple came to visit, it was a villager from the next village, Haotian was familiar, but he couldn't name it.
It was a man who came, five big and three thick, panting and seemed to be in a hurry, said hello to Haotian, and ran to burn incense to pray to God and worship Buddha, and then went down the mountain without looking back.