Volume 1 Chapter 49 Going up the mountain to search
Wang Fatzi also included a photo of himself as handsome, and it turned out that there was a roll of toilet paper next to the pillow, and more ...... on the floor
No matter how uneducated Haotian was, he understood the mystery and replied: "Immeasurable Tianzun, don't worry about Wang Jushi, pay attention to fertilization!"
It was the first time for Haotian to use such a good smartphone, and with a slip of his hand, he actually sent it! I found that I had made a typo, and before I could change it, I heard footsteps and noisy sounds outside, and someone was shouting Haotian. Haotian hurriedly went out......
At the same time, in a lecture hall of the Department of Physical Education of Yunnan University, a middle-aged female teacher is giving a lecture on human physiology. The above two enlarged pictures of the human body structure show many girls with red faces and red ears.
And the boys, they don't care, this thing is too bad compared to their collection of photos and videos......!
Just when everyone was bored, suddenly an exclamation came.
"Holy shit, the master is so undisciplined?"
"That classmate, what did you say?" The female teacher in front of her stared at Wang Zijun with an angry face. She can tolerate playing with her phone in class, but you are yelling and swearing, which is too much!
Wang Zijun hurriedly got up and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry teacher, I had a nightmare just now." ”
Everyone knows that this thing is not sleeping, but this step is good, and the female teacher saw Wang Zijun's sincere apology, so she calmed down her anger and said, "Study hard." ”
"Yes, yes......" Wang Fatzi nodded again and again.
As a result, Wang Fatzi sat down, and Wu Ming on the side shouted: "Damn! Master Haotian has such a strong taste?!"
"Your sister, peek at my phone!" Wang Fatzi shouted anxiously.
And then......
"You two, get out!" The female teacher finally lived, and with a roar, Wang Zijun and Wu Ming went out in disgrace.
As for the penalty station, the two of them didn't stop at the door, and just ran away.
"Fatty, what is your relationship with the Daoist......? Does your butt hurt?" Wu Ming said with a wicked smile.
"Get out!" Wang Zijun scolded angrily, and at the same time wondered in his heart, he just didn't have the energy, but he didn't need to be fertilized, right? And these two essences are not the same thing......
"Fatty, don't be angry, I think you should think about how to fertilize. Tell you, mine will definitely not give it to you......" After saying that, Wu Ming ran away.
The prince's handsome liver and lungs were about to explode, but he was helpless and went back in disgrace.
As a result, Wu Ming, who had a big mouth, couldn't hold back, and told Xie Dandan, and Xie Dandan told Li Tingting again. Fortunately, Li Tingting's mouth was tight, and she didn't spread it out, but silently wrote a log, but forgot to set permissions.
Li Tingting, a knowledge-based, quiet beauty, has countless suitors, a log was sent out, and a group of otaku suitors read it in seconds, and then Wang Fatzi squatted in the dormitory, unable to go out. From time to time, someone shouted outside the door: "Fatty, do you want to be fine?"
"Get out!" the fat man yelled......
Wang Fatzi really wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't know how to explain it, and sent a message to Haotian, what does this fertilization mean?
However, Haotian was not online at this time...... Wang Fatzi looked at the sky outside the window, teary eyes, life can't live! Although he longs to be famous, he never thought of becoming so famous!
And Haotian didn't know that these two typos had brought so much confusion to Wang Fatzi.
Haotian went out of the door of the backyard, and saw that there were indeed a lot of policemen in the Taoist temple, as well as armed police, loaded with guns, looking like they were waiting for battle, and at the same time, Gao Jiagui and He Chang were among them, and even Zhu Erdan, who went down the mountain, was there!
"Haotian, you're just in time, come over and introduce you. This is a comrade from the county, Director Zhang. Director Zhang, this is the master of the Heavenly Dao Temple, the head of the Haotian Dao. Gao Jiagui hurriedly introduced.
Director Zhang looks very shrewd and capable, and his crisp police uniform makes this person exude the majesty of a superior, with a serious face, not smiling, but not stiff.
Haotian made a gesture and preached: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, may I ask all the laymen, do you have anything to do with coming to the Taoist Temple of the Poor Dao?"
"Little Taoist, have any strangers come to your Taoist temple recently?" a young police officer who followed behind Director Zhang asked impatiently.
Haotian shook his head decisively: "No." ”
"Little Taoist, we can't believe what you say, if it's convenient, let's search the Taoist temple, please let it go. The officer said.
Haotian shook his head again and said, "No! The Taoist Temple is a place of cultivation, and it is really not suitable for searching. ”
"I said, little Taoist, do you know who we're looking for? It's a murderer who robbed a cash cart and still has a gun in his hand! We searched to ensure your safety. If we leave hastily, you will be in danger. The young policeman said with a little unhappiness, he doesn't believe in God, what age is it. He doesn't believe in these feudal superstitions. He said this to scare the little Taoist priest in front of him, wanting to see if this Taoist priest would be so calm and drag after he was afraid.
As a result, Haotian still had a calm face, with an indifferent smile on his face, and said, "No." ”
"Little ......"
"What is small? Didn't you hear what the village chief said? This is the master of the Guanzhu, pay attention. Director Zhang suddenly scolded the police officer, and then smiled slightly softly: "Dao Chief, don't blame it. Mainly, there was a big incident at the foot of the mountain, someone robbed the cash truck and killed the escort. According to the intelligence, he must have come to this area, so we went up the mountain to search for people. This person's name is Yang Congchang, with a Chinese face, thick eyebrows, and small eyes, and he used to be an international mercenary, and he is very skilled. If it's convenient, we'd like to search ...... Well, take a tour of the Taoist temple. ”
Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, what's more, what Director Zhang said is really in place, after all, people are here to handle a big case, and if they really want to search, Haotian can't stop it. Moreover, visiting and searching are two different things. Which god or Buddha would dislike the popularity of their own temple? Search is disturbing, visit is popular, naturally different. Haotian despised the little policeman at the same time, no wonder he can only be a small soldier, look at the leaders of others, how good he can talk!
So Haotian nodded and said, "Layman, please!"
Director Zhang smiled with satisfaction, and Gao Jiagui and He Chang on the side also breathed a sigh of relief, they were really afraid that the two sides would make trouble, and it would not end well.
Haotian took Director Zhang and the armed police soldiers into the main hall of the Buddha, and then walked around the courtyard before going to the backyard. I visited the kitchen, toilet, and meditation room of Xia Haotian. That's when everyone withdrew.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, lay people, donors, this view is so small, it is so big, there is no other place to visit. "Haotian Dao.