The weekend is destined to be unpeaceful, not to mention a double 11.

Tmall is browsing, and it is very tempting to make an advertisement, divide 1 billion red envelopes, and miss waiting for 100 million.

It's just that the red envelopes ordered are all one cent, two cents, and three cents, and there is a clothing shopping subsidy of 100, limited to 600 and so on.

But from 0:00 on November 11, this year's Tmall "Double 11" promotion was officially launched, a large number of orders poured in instantly, and the turnover exceeded 10 billion in just a staggering 2 minutes and 05 seconds. You must know that last year's "Double 11" exceeded 10 billion in 3 minutes and 01 seconds, and this turnover took 6 minutes and 58 seconds in 2016, 12 minutes in 2015, 38 minutes in 2014, and at 1 o'clock in the morning on Double 11, the turnover of "Double 11" exceeded 67.3 billion yuan, which is a lot crazier than last year's 1 hour of 55.5 billion. Last year's "Double 11" final turnover was 168.2 billion yuan, and judging from the opening performance of this year's "Double 11", everyone has begun to expect that this year's "Double 11" turnover will exceed the 200 billion mark. At 15:49:39, Tmall Double 11 exceeded last year's total turnover of 168.2 billion, JD.com as of 14 o'clock, also accumulated orders of more than 135.4 billion, Suning Tesco ushered in the peak of the opening of the 10,000th store today, as of 12 o'clock on the 11th, the trend drove the offline order volume increased by 52% year-on-year.

E-commerce companies are so high-profile, so lively, and so dazzling.

overshadowed many influential figures.

There are many people who have married a loser, today is the most painful day, their hearts are dripping blood, their eyes are tearful, they regret it, they really regret ~~~~~it

Goldfinger doesn't have much inclination to shop.

Although among the 1 million special rewards of the Hand of God, 300,000 rewards plus 150,000 rent and 100,000 tuition subsidies, Goldfinger alone accounted for 550,000.

This is unprecedented, and it is also too rebellious.

Whoever you change, you may not be able to sleep this weekend, and you will encounter Double 11 again, don't buy and buy, buy non-stop, and spend it 108,000 without stopping.

Goldfinger didn't, he didn't want to keep up with the bandwagon. When he slept on the overpass, a lot of rich people were sleeping with beautiful women.

While he was eating steamed buns to satisfy his hunger, the rich man was gnawing on women's steamed buns. People are more than people, and they will only anger people.

Good resources are always owned by those who are rich and powerful. Then there is the rest of the round, and then it may be the turn of the masses, and then the countryside or something.

In ancient times, the door was right, and in modern times, grade and taste were spoken.

People are short-lived passers-by, staying in heaven and earth is only for a moment, if they are not snobbish, they are snobbish.

Goldfinger actually understood that money is more important than anything else since he was a child. When he robbed Xiao Zhao of 300 yuan, he could come out and break into the world.

Because you have these few hundred dollars in your pocket, you can maintain a low self-esteem for at least a while.

Sometimes Goldfinger even wonders if self-esteem is more important than money. Maybe this is everyone's psychological bottom line.

The reward approved by the board of directors was originally what everyone was looking forward to, but it was looking forward to it, but it was not you who got fat and flattened everyone.

However, the board of directors still gave the limited dignity of the head of the decision-making department and the head of the risk control department, so that they were less than the top and more than the bottom.

And this distribution plan also makes everyone fully understand that he is an employee, and compared with Mr. Jin, even a heaven and an underground, this gap cannot be bridged.

Zhu Ping'an and Wang Yong are relatively calm, Zhu Ping'an is also in charge of several funds, which is also a powerful position, indicating that the board of directors recognized him, he made an exception to go for a massage on the weekend, and was also caught up by a young and beautiful girl in the club, the two fell in love, and that night they untied their clothes, hugged each other, and did what they both liked to do, and afterwards, Zhu Ping'an also sent a 1666 red envelope, which was generous.

Later, the girl felt Zhu Ping'an's generosity and handsomeness, and made an appointment with Zhu Ping'an to meet, it was daytime, Zhu Ping'an was deeply disappointed after seeing the other party's heavy makeup, and couldn't help but send a big red envelope to herself because of such a mediocre and tacky woman, and her heart was dripping blood.

The fund managers and 11 researchers who left the company, after hearing about the million-dollar reward of the Hand of God, were even more bleeding, and went to the bar for a drink, and when two of the researchers wanted to talk to those passionate and beautiful women who twisted their waists and hips in the bar, they were a little depressed due to lack of confidence, and felt that the future was very bleak.

Goldfinger Double 11 got up late this day, the reason is that yesterday to pay a year's rent, according to Li Lan explained that it is a full year, can be discounted, in fact, a year to 108,000, the discount is 100,000, the other 50,000 buyers, buy books and computers.

Goldfinger has no opinion, because he actually saved a year's rent, after all, this was approved by the board of directors, and he even guessed that the board document was written by Li Lan, which was inevitably rash, but it also made him a little unable to step down.

However, whatever he does, if he doesn't take the money, he's a bastard.

In the afternoon, Goldfinger used the computer sent by Li Lan Jingdong Shopping to watch the live broadcast on the Internet:

On the afternoon of November 11, Alibaba's Tmall Double 11 transaction data showed that it took 22:28:37 seconds to make the 2018 Tmall Double 11 turnover exceed 200 billion yuan, hitting a record high.

The following data comes from the live trading screen:

02 minutes 05 seconds, 10 billion, 3 minutes 01 seconds last year;

04:01, 20 billion, 6 minutes 05 seconds last year;

09 minutes 05 seconds, 30 billion;

15 minutes 00 seconds, 40 billion;

26 minutes 03 seconds, 50 billion, 40 minutes and 12 seconds last year;

28 minutes and 41 seconds, 52 billion, "I love you";

At 35 minutes and 17 seconds, the total turnover of 2018 Tmall Double 11 exceeded 57.1 billion yuan, exceeding the total turnover of Tmall Double 11 in 2014.

40 minutes and 31 seconds, 60 billion;

1 hour 01 minute 03 seconds, 70 billion;

1 hour 04 minutes and 23 seconds, 80 billion. Last year, it was 2 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds;

1 hour, 14 minutes and 33 seconds, 90 billion;

In 1 hour, 16 minutes and 37 seconds, the turnover of 2018 Tmall Double 11 exceeded 91.2 billion yuan, which has exceeded the full-day turnover of Tmall Double 11 in 2015.

1 hour, 47 minutes, 26 seconds, 100 billion. Last year, it was 9 hours, 0 minutes and 04 seconds;

8 hours, 8 minutes and 52 seconds, 120.7 billion. Last year, it was 13 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds;

At 15:49:39, the turnover of 2018 Tmall Double 11 exceeded 168.2 billion yuan, which has exceeded the full-day turnover of Tmall Double 11 in 2017.

At 22:28:37, the turnover of 2018 Tmall Double 11 exceeded 200 billion yuan, setting a new record high.

At the Tmall party, Ma Yun did not appear on the stage. He used a video to thank all the people who have participated in and created Tmall Double 11 in the past ten years.

Jack Ma said, "I hope that in Double 11, everyone will not only buy goods, but surprises, grab not only cheap, but innovation, and wait not only for packages, but also for happiness." Double 11 is not a promotional event, but a cultural exchange, happy sharing, a festival created by Chinese and recognized by the whole world."

In 2017, the final transaction price of Tmall Double 11 was 168.2 billion.

At the launch ceremony of this year's Double 11, Alibaba Group CEO Daniel Zhang called this self-created consumer festival "China's business parade" and "business Olympics". Nowadays, November 11 is no longer just Singles' Day, but has evolved into a grand shopping spree, which is constantly changing, the gameplay is more diverse, and the concepts and meanings carried are richer and far-reaching.

It's just that Goldfinger's heart is dripping blood, because there are 50,000 yuan, and Li Lan has also invested in Double 11, which is nominally his money.

Of course, he is not the only one who is bleeding, the whole country, the whole world!