Yang Fang hurriedly called Zhuang Mingjiang.

It turned out to be an angry roar on the other side of the phone: "These bastard villagers, show us the wrong way......"

On the other side of the phone, Zhuang Mingjiang walked more and more wrong, and finally stopped a villager from another village to ask for directions.

At this time, Yang Fang's phone called, and she happened to hear Zhuang Mingjiang roaring angrily.

Yang Fang immediately understood what was going on when she heard it, and then smiled bitterly, not knowing what to say, and was relieved to be sure that the other party would come.

At this time, Haotian saw more and more people, and they didn't know any of them, and they looked at him one by one, like looking at a liar, all kinds of provocative eyes, he was very unhappy to see, so he simply went to the backyard. Watching the news on the Internet is better than staring at these guys and listening to these seemingly cautious taunts from time to time, but in fact deliberately let him hear.

As soon as Haotian left, the people who came to join in the excitement had no scruples, as if they were rushing to a big gathering. The courtyard is even more lively, surrounded by the Fusang tree, and surrounded by Chen Jing's face......

Haotian stayed in the back for a while, and felt more and more that something was wrong, why was the sound of talking outside getting louder and louder?

"That's not going to work, these guys are making too much noise. Haotian killed it again.

As soon as they went out, the sky was on fire, and these so-called literati actually surrounded the Fusang tree, pointing and pointing, and some of them were still reciting poems there, with impassioned expressions, as if they had been self-absorbed. Haotian listened to a few words......

"Fusang, Fusang, why are you so green?

Why is it so green?

Don't you know that it's winter, and it's time to take off the green leaves and put on your autumn clothes?

"The Taoist Sacred Tree is not simple, it is not simple, it is not simple, ......"

Haotian's old face was dark, although he had not been in school for a long time, but he had read some ancient poems, he knew what ancient poems were, and he also knew some modern poems, but he had always been not interested in modern poems, and he always felt that it was to rearrange the Chinese texts, which was modern poetry, and there was a little less charm. It can also be said that Haotian has no taste......

Now when he heard the original poems recited by these people, Haotian couldn't help but curse in his heart: "What a thing! It's not as catchy as the sea!"

So Haotian hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all laymen, donors, the Taoist temple is a quiet place, if you want to recite poems, please go out." ”

"Hey, how do you talk about this little Taoist priest? Literati chanting poems are elegant! If it weren't for Mr. Zhuang Mingjiang's competition here today, would you have come to us? Even if you invite us, we won't come!" The man who was reciting the poem was unhappy, this person's face was round, like a big cake face, and a pockmarked face, saying that he was a literati, but Haotian always felt that if he put a mask on his face, he would immediately become a bandit.

"That is, our poems fall in your Taoist view, not to mention how much glory there is, a hundred years later, maybe we can be like our predecessors in Yueyang Tower, riding the wind and waves and riding the spirit of the literati to become famous. "Someone should make peace.

"Little Taoist, if you don't understand poetry, don't get involved, go to the backyard to get some water, don't disturb our Yaxing. ”

Haotian listened to these guys' gossip and chatter, his heart was on fire, but it was not easy to attack, so he had an idea and turned to leave.

Out of the Taoist temple, Haotian whistled, and a big wolf crawled out of a snowdrift somewhere, it was a lone wolf.

"Don't be lazy, go and drive out all those grandsons in the Taoist temple, and leave no one behind! Don't give anyone their lives, don't see blood, and you can take care of the rest yourself." ”

After Haotian finished speaking, he returned to the Taoist temple.

The man who had mocked Haotian before laughed and said, "Little Taoist, why are you back again? Don't you like to hear it? If you don't like to hear it, go out and take a walk." ”

Haotian rolled his eyes, what kind of person is this? This is his territory, his own Taoist temple! If it weren't for the suppression of himself by the Heavenly Dao of the System, he would also be a cultivator and ask immortals, and it would not be good for him to offend himself if he couldn't say it.

Haotian wanted to think about it, but he still replied: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all lay donors, are you sure you still want to make trouble here? ”

"God blames the heavenly immortals, the heavenly Buddhas, haha, I have never seen the Buddha in my life, I have never seen any immortals, if I am lucky, it is naturally a good thing!" one laughed, and the others responded.

Chen Lili, Chen Jing, and Yang Fang looked at Haotian, and then suddenly realized something, and several people hurriedly went out of the Taoist temple.

Yang Fang even helped Haotian persuade those people to come out, but one by one they didn't come out, and threatened that Yang Fang was not a literati and had no courage!

Haotian saw that all the people who should come out came out, so the gate was closed, and he went to the backyard, and as soon as the back door opened, the lone wolf came in.

"Happiness is immeasurable...... I don't know anything. Haotian muttered.

The lone wolf grinned and went out.

After a while, I listened to the front courtyard, chickens flying and dogs jumping, howling and barking, there were lone wolves barking, and there were also those so-called courageous literati barking, so it was not lively.

"Wolves!"

"Oh my god, where did the wolf come from!"

"Such a big wolf, born with a cow, right?"

"Who closed the door?

"Oops, my ass!"

Thorn ......

Pants, my pants......

"Where's my shoes?!"

"Help, Dao Chang......"

Three minutes later, when Haotian went out again, the courtyard was empty, but the ground was full of rags and shoes, like a tattered market.

Haotian shook his head, took out the broom and swept it all into a pile, put it in the trash can, and pushed the door, good guy, he couldn't push it!

I heard someone shouting outside: "The wolf has slammed on the door! Blocked the door!

Haotian is speechless, this is the literati? Their guts? This is too strong, right?

Outside, Chen Lili said in a strange manner: "Hey, aren't you bold? Don't you want to see the Buddha? I can't say that you can see the Jade Emperor and the Sanqing Patriarch in a while." Hehe! Why don't you take advantage of such a good opportunity just now?"

Yang Fang also smiled bitterly: "Everyone, why is this so painful?"

"Yang Fang, Chen Lili, did you already know?" said the man with a big pie face.

Yang Fang is a good man, but he is really hard to say this. I obviously persuaded them a long time ago, but I love to listen to them and complain about myself now that something has happened.

On the contrary, Chen Jing was happy to see it, he had suffered a lot of crimes before, he was originally angry, and he was surrounded by these literati and before, which sounded like a good thing, but no matter how you look at it, it was mockery!

Now seeing the appearance of these people, of course, his heart is happy, and he smiled: "What do you know? We only know that the quality of people who don't abide by other people's rules and mess around at will is too poor, and it is normal to be cleaned up." ”

I forgot that he was the one who didn't follow the rules before......

When the big cake face and the others heard this, their old faces turned red, but they said stiffly: "What does it mean to be unruly? We recite poetry and exchange literature, which is an elegant thing!"

"Cut...... I don't hear it, you also call it literature? It's okay to let the writers' association compose poems, and you can just write two words that can be read. Chen Lili said disdainfully.

The big cake was angry, but after looking at Chen Lili twice, she didn't let out a fart, obviously afraid of Chen Lili.

Haotian pushed the door again, the frightened legs of the big pie face were almost soft, just now the lone wolf focused on taking care of him, and the pants were torn off half for him, and now the trousers have become shorts, and the big winter has played the style of Hawaiian beach!

Flatbread yelled, "Block the door, block the door! The wolf is banging on the door again!"