The kitchen took some grains of rice and pressed them into a ball, made them into a paste, kneaded them into a ball, came to the gate, and handed them to the little monkey. The monkey was holding and riding on the lone wolf, while Haotian was holding the Spring Festival couplets, drawing a pen at the gate, and asked, "What is the height?"

The little monkey saw it and shouted, "Go to the left, go up to the right, and that's it!"

Haotian took the rice ball and pasted the couplet on the door.

The upper link is: compassion is also a dojo;

The next link is: kindness is really rare.

Horizontal criticism: Not a Taoist priest!

The couplet is searched for others on the Internet, but the horizontal criticism is Haotian's own, the days on the mountain are bitter and lonely, he is still young, and his heart can't calm down at all. He also longed for the life under the mountain, running freely in the mundane, rather than being a Taoist priest guarding the Taoist temple. Therefore, the final horizontal criticism, he added it himself, which can be regarded as self-deprecation for himself.

Looking at this couplet, Haotian finally felt the taste of the New Year, and said with a smile: "Fusheng has immeasurable merits, not bad, not bad, and quite good-looking." ”

"Squeak!" just then, the monkey cried.

Haotian was stunned and said: "You also want Spring Festival couplets? I don't know where your house is, how can a monkey paste Spring Festival couplets for you?"

Monkey: "Squeak Squeak......"

"What? You're going to move in? You've chosen all the nests? What? You want to live on the Fuso tree? Uh...... There's no tree hole in there, and there's no way to build a house for you to live in, right?, why am I making you a house?" exclaimed Haotian unhappily.

However, Haotian had no choice but to take some long strips and tie them to the branches of the Fusang tree at a high place, and built a hut that he thought was perfect.

There is no way, there are no hammers, nails, and wooden boards in the Haotian Taoist Temple, and there is no way to make a beautiful nest for the little monkey. But since this guy is here and usually jumps around flexibly, it should be no problem to use wooden strips of leaves and a flower pot instead.

It's just that why did this little thing blow his beard and stare at him after seeing his new home, and he didn't need to look at him anymore? Haotian patted his bald head and suddenly remembered, he took it wrong, this is not a flower pot, this is his urinal back then...... It's been a long time, and I almost forgot about it. When you pick something, you look familiar with it and start it.

But Haotian would never say this, otherwise the monkey would definitely scratch a few paw prints on his neck.

However, Haotian still changed the monkey with a bigger and more beautiful flower pot, and the little guy got into it with satisfaction, and then jumped up and down on Haotian's shoulder.

For the first time, Haotian felt that his beast language skills still had an advantage.

Once the house is done, let's write the Spring Festival couplets!

Tearing off two small red slips of paper the width of the little thumb, Fang Zheng held the brush, and wrote a line of words clearly on the narrow note, which is still the ancestral dragon script, the text is atmospheric, full of Zen.

Shanglian: People like to be prosperous in the world;

Downlink: Monkey Zhaofeng Year Fuso;

Horizontal batch: There is a golden monkey at home

The little one couldn't read it, but he was still very happy.

When the lone wolf saw this, he was not happy, and he immediately wanted to couplet.

The lone wolf came early, and Haotian built a kennel for him out of waste wood, so he didn't have to bother to get another kennel for him.

Then write Spring Festival couplets, right?

As a result, Haotian searched the Internet and was immediately embarrassed! Anyone who mentioned wolves on the Internet scolded wolves, and no one said anything good. What can I do?

Haotian glanced at the cute lone wolf, and said with a smile: "Do you know this word?"

The lone wolf shook his head.

Haotian snapped his fingers, and this is easy to do! With a stroke of the pen......

Uplink: lantern hanging door;

Downlink: Divine Dog Guarding the Atrium;

Horizontal batch: There are dogs but no thieves

It's all pasted, and the last red paper is gone.

Almost at the same time, the brush and ink in his book vanished into a golden light.

Haotian rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "You're too anxious, aren't you......?"

scolded a couple of sentences, but the mood was extremely comfortable, but it was not enough to have couplets for the New Year, there had to be lanterns! But where did he get the lights?

Haotian had an idea, and thought of the ice lantern of the old Taoist priest back then! So he ran to the backyard, took out a big iron bucket, and filled two buckets full of water!

The water cup was also filled with water and placed in the yard.

A few hours later, the water in the bucket froze, Haotian tried to knock it, and it was quite sturdy and ready to use!

Haotian carried the vat into the kitchen and placed it by the fire, and the vat roasted in a circle, and soon the junction between the ice and the bucket became civilized and loosened.

Haotian took the bucket out again, smashed the ice on the bucket out of a hole, poured out the water that had not yet frozen inside, and then buckled the bucket on the ground and gently lifted it up!

The big iron bucket was lifted, and an ice lamp in the shape of a bucket appeared! The rootless water was extremely clean, and after freezing, there were no impurities at all, just like crystal, and it was very beautiful!

Haotian opened another opening on the ice lamp for ventilation, and then happily carried the ice lamp out and put it on the wall of his house. Choose another candle, light it, and put it in the ice lamp, because there is a vent on it, so you don't have to worry about going out without oxygen. At the same time, the ice lamp is protected by ice all around, so you don't have to worry about the wind blowing out the candle.

Although the flame of the candle is not beautiful, but after being reflected by the ice crystals of this round bucket, it also looks extremely gorgeous, occasionally there is a breeze going in, blowing the fire flickering, shaking, and the light outside flickering and shaking, like neon, very beautiful!

Sure enough, after seeing this ice lantern, the little monkey and the lone wolf couldn't bear it anymore, jumping and jumping, and also wanted an ice lantern of their own.

Haotian scolded with a smile: "You two guys, do you want anything? Want ice lanterns? Okay, go fetch water yourself!"

The lone wolf and the monkey immediately ran to fetch water, and not long after, there was an ice lamp made of a small water cup in front of the monkey's nest, and a large ice lamp was deducted at the door of the lone wolf. However, there are no candles in these two ice lanterns, there is no way, there are not a few candles in the Haotian Taoist Temple, it is impossible to waste them, they are all used.

Even so, a wolf and a monkey were overjoyed.

Haotian is also playful, and decided to concoct it according to the law, make more ice lanterns and put them on the mountain, anyway, idle is idle!

At this moment, there were footsteps outside, and there were quite a few people listening to the sounds.

Haotian flicked his sleeves and went out to check the situation, only to see Gao Jiagui, He Chang, Shen Liyun, Shen Lifu, and Zhu Erdan, a group of people, both men and women, carrying their shoulders up the mountain.

Haotian was a little confused, what is the situation?

Time goes back to morning......

"What are you doing here?" Zhu Erdan put down the broom, wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the long table placed at the head of the village, and walked over in wonder and asked.

"Uncle, that's right. The government encourages culture to go to the countryside, isn't this a small year, everyone has to post Spring Festival couplets. In previous years, everyone went to buy ready-made, and there was a lot less cultural atmosphere. We are volunteers of the county calligraphy association, and we are here to help you write Spring Festival couplets on the spot, which is regarded as a cultural trip to the countryside to send blessings. A young man stroked his eyes and smiled.