Hao Jun helped the migrant worker's sister-in-law to answer the phone, but she could hardly understand a word of the "bird language" on the phone! Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hao Jun didn't feel a little depressed, Huaguo is really a big country! He has mastered enough dialects, but he is still confused.

The migrant worker's sister-in-law seemed to understand Hao Jun's situation, and hurriedly leaned forward, pointed to her ear, and asked Hao Jun's opinion with an inquiring gaze, and Hao Jun willingly held the phone a little higher close to her ear.

Usually people walk along the side of the bridge when they get on the bridge, and there are not many people who come out to hang out at night and walk quietly.

The sister-in-law of the migrant worker shouted a few times in words that Hao Jun didn't understand, and then said to Hao Jun in Mandarin that she was not very fluent: "Big brother, it's too noisy here, the wind on the bridge is still strong, he can't hear what I said clearly, I can't hear what he said clearly, can you get off the bridge and lean on the side of the road?"

In fact, it is not very safe to play on the side of the road, Hao Jun has heard many cases of being snatched by car thieves while using his mobile phone, although he is not afraid of which thief will hit his idea, but he does not want to show his terrifying martial arts in front of everyone.

Therefore, the sister-in-law of the migrant worker proposed it to his liking, and immediately got off the bridge and leaned on the side of the road, and the sister-in-law of the migrant worker was busy thanking her.

I don't know if Hao Jun's posture with the mobile phone is wrong, or the ears and mouth of the migrant worker's sister-in-law do not match the mobile phone, the migrant worker's sister-in-law keeps pinching Hao Jun's hand to adjust the position.

After about three minutes, Hao Jun felt a little uncomfortable holding his hand all the time, especially when he was pinched from time to time.

And the migrant worker's sister-in-law was talking about it and didn't mean to hang up the phone, Hao Jun really couldn't bear to urge this migrant worker's sister-in-law who went out for the first time, and saw that she wanted to talk with her mobile phone, so she simply handed the mobile phone into her hand.

Hao Jun unscrewed the cap of the bottle and continued to enjoy the river view while taking a sip of cool water.

Suddenly, he felt a chilling sensation from the back of his neck to his back.

As soon as he turned his head, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl with clear eyebrows was holding a little girl who was almost two years old to look at the river view, and the drink in the little girl's hand was crooked, and it was flowing down.

The little girl soon found out that the little girl was in trouble, and quickly put the little girl down, and while apologizing repeatedly, she took out a tissue to help Hao Jun wipe the stains.

The little girl's hand was close to the back of Hao Jun's neck and stretched in, soft, slippery, and warm, as if she was massaging Hao Jun.

After she changed three or four tissues, Hao Jun suddenly heard the sound of a motorcycle banging on the accelerator next to her, and subconsciously turned her head to see that there was a motorcycle at the mouth of the alley not far away, which had just started, and on the back seat was the sister-in-law of the migrant worker!

Hao Jun was slightly stunned: "What's the situation? The current car thief not only grabbed the mobile phone, but also grabbed someone together? No, why did you rob a migrant worker's sister-in-law? How do you feel that the two of them seem to know each other...... Damn, it must be her man, do you want to pick up my phone with my wife?"

The moment Hao Jun was thinking, the motorcycle had already driven into the alley.

You can't lose your phone!

It's not just an ordinary phone, it's a club app in it!

Hao Jun didn't dare to slack off, so he chased after him, but was dragged by the little girl: "Big brother, you haven't wiped it clean yet." ”

Hao Jun hurriedly replied: "No need to wipe it." ”

"How can I do it, I don't want to go away like this, it's okay right away, it's good right away. The little girl's eyes flashed wide, and she looked sincere.

Hao Jun really didn't want to delay time, so he broke her hand and said, "Forget it, I have something urgent, you quickly spread your hand, don't drag me." ”

The little girl withdrew her hand, but her eyes flashed with tears: "Why are you working so hard?

Where can Hao Jun still take care of the fragrance and cherish the jade, when the three words "I'm sorry" came out, the person had already run to the mouth of the alley.

As soon as he entered the alley, Hao Jun couldn't help but laugh.

Although the light in the alley is not very good, it can be seen that this is an alley that extends in all directions, and it happens that a large group of aunts who have come back from square dancing cross by, and motorcycles are blocked in the middle of the alley.

The migrant worker's sister-in-law looked back and saw that Hao Jun had entered the alley, and hurriedly urged the motorcycle to walk quickly.

But the consequences of slamming the throttle on a motorcycle were very serious, and he was directly angry at the aunts, who simply didn't leave, rolling up their sleeves and rolling their arms to accuse him of making noise and polluting the environment.

The motorcycle rider didn't have the courage to crash into the crowd, so in desperation, he had to prop his left foot on the ground, saying good things and making up nonsense, trying to get the aunts to make way quickly.

Hao Jun walked forward unhurriedly, and he didn't hear what the two guys on the motorcycle said, and the aunts really made way while continuing to count.

Hao Jun saw that the motorcycle was about to put away his left leg, he didn't dare to slack off, took a slight aim, and flicked the bottle cap in his hand out, with a "snap"!

Right in the crook of his leg!

The motorcycle rider bent his knees and fell to the ground with the car.

He and his sister-in-law were both pressed by the motorcycle on their left legs, and before they could pull it out, Hao Jun came closer.

Hao Jun stepped on the motorcycle!

The two guys howled in unison!

Immediately, an aunt was upset, "Hey, you young man is too lacking in morality, people have fallen, you still have to step on one foot, your heart is too bad!"

"That's it! It's too bad! The old father of the two sisters and brothers was given a critical illness notice by the hospital, and he was in a hurry to see him for the last time, you are damaging yin and morality!"

"Young man, people are doing it, the sky is watching!

Hao Jun couldn't help but have black lines on his head, these two guys are really good at fooling! It seems that they are habitual offenders, and they have already planned to encounter unexpected situations!

Hao Jun saw that they were about to break free, and he slammed his feet up, and stomped again!

The two guys howled in unison!

The aunts turned on the cannon again, and some held up their mobile phones to threaten Hao Jun to leave quickly, or call the police.

The sister-in-law of the migrant worker hurriedly begged not to call the police.

The aunt who shouted to call the police said solemnly: "You don't have to be afraid of him, the police will uphold justice!"

Then she turned to Hao Jun, "If you don't take your foot away again, I'm really going to call the police!"

Hao Jun looked at the migrant worker's sister-in-law playfully, "People are doing it, the sky is watching! There is surveillance on your head! Although there is no monitoring in this alley, my aunt is going to call the police, and the police will come soon, why don't you hand over my mobile phone?" Wait for them to adjust the monitoring outside and confirm it before giving it to me?"

The aunt's eyes widened suddenly, "Mobile phone, why does the mobile phone ...... Oh, I know, you are two people, the woman wants to look at the phone, the man doesn't let it, and the woman takes the phone."

Another aunt interrupted her: "No, no, what you said is not right! It was the woman who asked the man to go to the hospital with him, but the man refused to go, so the woman snatched the phone and forced him to go!"

"Young man, to put it mildly, you are still unreasonable, besides, in this special case, the police will not forgive your unfilial piety because your wife snatched your mobile phone, let alone punish her for this, you better quickly raise your feet. ”

Hao Jun almost fell headlong on the motorcycle!

Are your eyes so bad?

Where can you tell that she and I are a couple!