At breakfast, Candy pouted and was full of displeasure, muttering and complaining while digging porridge with a small spoon to eat.

Tang Shuang: "Don't think that I can't hear my voice when it's small, I have written down everything you scolded me." ”

Candy: "How can the Lun family scold you~ Hmph! will bully me and beat my ass." ”

Tang Shuang: "Look at my dark circles, it's all caused by you, the spanking is to spare you, next time I will tie it in the woods." ”

Candy snorted angrily, subconsciously covered the spanked buttocks, and complained to the three sword brothers on the left: "Dad, Xiaoshuang beat the child, the child is very aggrieved now, and I want to cry." ”

Tang Shuang: "You won't cry because you're a strong baby, right?"

Candy: "Huh~ Children will cry when they are wronged." ”

Tang Shuang suddenly screamed, and his fingers tapped twice on Candy'er's fat face: "~ Sunflower Point Acupuncture Hand!"

Candy: "Huh?"

Not only was Candy stunned, but Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning were also stunned, which nerve of this young man was wrong.

Tang Shuang smiled proudly: "Little man, you have fallen into Brother Ben's sunflower acupuncture hand, you can't cry anymore, you can only laugh in the future." ”

Candy's eyes were full of surprise, and this kind of operation: "Why?"

It's too much to keep a child from crying!

Tang Shuang said nonsense: "Do you know the sunflower acupuncture hand? It's very powerful, if you hit your face, you can't cry, because the acupuncture points of the tube crying are frozen, and the tears can't pass, so you can't flow." ”

"Huh?"

Candy was like a book in the sky, put down the spoon, and touched the face of Tang Xiaoshuang's sunflower acupoint, wanting to feel if there was any difference.

Hey~ It's still meaty, and it doesn't feel different.

Tang Shuang: "You can't feel it like this, only I have a way." ”

Candy looked at Tang Shuang with curiosity on her face: "Xiaoshuang, say it quickly~"

She is now very interested in all kinds of kung fu, mainly influenced by the launch of the new film "Hero". After watching the press conference that day, she asked Tang Hao to play a martial arts movie to enjoy it.

Tang Shuangyin smiled: "You have to pat your face with your hand, the place I ordered just now will hurt a little, you feel it." ”

The candy really slapped her face, swinging and swinging, and Tang Shuang sighed that there was so much meat.

Tang Shuang: "Isn't it a little painful?"

Candy felt it with her heart, nodded and said, "It's still a little hot!"

Tang Shuang touched the villain's head and praised: "It's really a smart doll, it's a wizard who practices martial arts, come to my room later, and my brother will give you a book of martial arts secrets." ”

"Hahaha~ I want it!"

Tang Shuang is too rampant, in the old Tang family, in the face of his parents, it is too much to dare to deceive children like this.

Brother Sanjian endured his toothache: "Childish! It's very proud to deceive a five-and-a-half-year-old child?"

Tang Shuang said to Tang Sanjian: "I'm not naïve, I'm childlike, there's just a doll at home, I don't play with her, she's so lonely." ”

Brother Sanjian didn't bother to pay attention to this stupid son, yesterday I saw him deal with it easily in the media, Lao Huai was pleased, so he slept and returned to his Erha nature, and his son can't be taught.

In order not to let the youngest doll of the old Tang family be deceived, Brother Sanjian exposed Tang Shuang's deception, and Candy was furious!

The little girl thought that she had a stunt, her little hands became palms, fluttering, and the void slashed at Tang Shuang horizontally and vertically with more than a dozen knives~

"Ten steps and one kill, stupid you!"

This girl watched the new film press conference of "Hero" yesterday, and Li Ying, as a kung fu superstar, played a set of beautiful moves, which is called a nameless ten steps and one kill.

Tang Tang children's shoes remembered it at the time, and they followed it decently at home, which was a bit of a good attribute.

Tang Shuang: "Wow wow, wow~ Awesome ~ It's the first time I've seen such a good kid in kung fu, it's amazing, next time I see the uncle, compare with him, I believe you can beat the uncle." ”

Candy said proudly: "Uncle is as good as me." ”

Tang Shuang praised: "You are still so young now, you are as powerful as your uncle, when you grow up, you must be much more powerful than your uncle, may I ask this super Sailor Moon, how did you do this?"

Tang Shuang took a fritter and said to the candy.

Candy covered her mouth with her hands and laughed, ouch~

It was so joyful that she almost fell off the chair, but it was the guardian sister Xiangning who caught her.

"Have a good breakfast, stop playing, and go to school soon. Huang Xiangning advised.

Candy Candy ignored it and said to Tang Shuang, "Xiaoshuang, you interview me again." ”

Tang Shuang pulled the gulfer out of his mouth and handed it to Candy: "Super Sailor Moon, why are you so powerful? I guess it must have been taught by your more powerful brother." ”

Candy snorted, and then took a bite of the fritters used for the interview.

Tang Shuang: "You belong to a puppy." ”

Candy Er was angry, whimpered, and bit Tang Shuang's finger.

Tang Shuang shouted: "I ———— every day"

Suddenly it occurred to me that the old Tang family had family rules, and it was not allowed to swear, especially in front of Tang Tang.

The word "my day" must not be spoken, otherwise it will be bad, and I hurriedly turned my brain teaser, "-I fly in the red glow of the sunset~"

Huang Xiangning said that he was not allowed to swear at the children, and at the same time asked the candy to loosen his mouth, biting is a very bad habit.

Tang Shuang nodded, pinched Candy'er's face, and pulled, this chick was still biting.

Candy Candy let go of her mouth and said to Huang Xiangning unsatisfied: "Mom, I want to eat grunt meat." ”

Tang Shuang shook his fingers, leaving slimy saliva on them, in fact, it didn't hurt, and the candy didn't bite with his teeth, so there wasn't even a shallow tooth mark, so to be precise, it should be Tang Shuang's fingers.

However, it doesn't hurt, but it's really itchy, okay?!

Tang Shuang: "I can't call you candy in the future, I want to call you Bai Jingjing's sister, Bai Riri." ”

Candy Er was not happy and wanted to fight back, but Tang Sanjian began to criticize her, and seriously taught the chick that she was not allowed to bite!

Candy argued: "I was playing with Xiaoshuang and didn't really bite him!"

"Whatever the reason, no!"

Candy pouted, feeling that she was playing with Xiaoshuang, not really biting, and should not be criticized, but what Mom and Dad said was never wrong, so she decided to accept it and whispered, "Oh, I know." ”

After speaking, the chick began to be cute and cute, and asked Tang Sanjian with concern: "Dad, do you have a toothache?"

Tang Sanjian kept covering his cheeks and said in a muffled voice: "Hmm~"

Candy is really a caring little padded jacket, and immediately jumped out of the chair, came to his father's side, and beat him on the back.

People have a toothache, what's the matter!

But Brother Sanjian is very useful, his teeth don't hurt anymore, his waist is straight, his back can pick a thousand pounds, touch the villain's head melon seeds, and praise it.

Huang Xiangning said on the side that Lao Tang had quarreled with people in the newspaper in the past two days and was angry.

Tang Shuang was furious, and bang!

Tang Shuang took the lead: "Listen to me first, who dares to challenge the majesty of the old Tang family!"

Tang Sanjian was speechless, "Scholars, not good at scolding." ”

Tang Shuang said majestically: "I'm good at scolding people, I can scold them back into my mother's womb." ”

Huang Xiangning interrupted and told him to pay attention to his speech.

Tang Shuang changed to Sven's words: "I have a set of scolding, go into battle with father and son, see who dares not to listen!

looked at the candy and added: "Isn't there Tang Candy here, if you can't do it, you can put it in the day." ”

Candy'er's little face suddenly bulged, and she glared at Tang Shuang, "You are the little dog, you picked it up from the dog's mother, hum! Don't think that children don't know." ”

Tang Shuang smiled: "I don't talk to silly girls. ”

said to Tang Sanjian: "Dad, I'm really good at scolding, I'm responsible for the scolding part, and you are responsible for the reasoning part, don't insult Sven." ”

Tang Sanjian: "Are you sure you dare to scold?"

When the time came to express his determination, Tang Shuang patted the table and said that he would protect the honor of the old Tang family.

Tang Sanjian: "I'm relieved to have your words, I haven't been raised in vain for twenty years, and there are only two people who quarrel with me, both of them are from your Tongji University, and one is Lu Dewang." ”

Tang Shuang had heard of this person, a professor in the Department of Philosophy of Tongji University, and he had no intersection with him.

"Scold!"

Tang Sanjian smiled: "The other one you know, Jian Siming's old thief." ”

Tang Shuang slapped the table and said loudly, "Scolding—uh, who?"

Tang Sanjian: "Jian Siming, that old thief." ”

Tang Shuang: "Hehehehe...... Readers, think long-term. ”

Tang Sanjian was unhappy when he saw his constipated expression: "Aren't you going to scold, cowardice!"

Jian Siming is a professor in the Chinese Department of Tongji University in Guangdong, and Tang Shuang is not his student because he only teaches graduate students, and Tang Shuang is admitted to graduate school and wants to be admitted to his name.

Tang Sanjian sneered twice, got up, and walked away with the candy.

Candy Er learned from the appearance of Brother Sanjian, and also sneered at Tang Shuang twice.

The reader said that he thought about it in the long run, and the meaning of the words was that I was cowardly and wanted to run.

Tang Shuang smiled awkwardly and asked the gentle Sister Xiangning, "Mom, what are you arguing with them?"

Huang Xiangning briefly recounted the matter, Tang Sanjian, Lu Dewang, and Jian Siming discussed a recent hot news in Guangdong, and the three sword brothers fell behind one against two.