Volume 1 Chapter 69 The Extra Monkey

Chen Jing rolled his eyes and exclaimed: "Little Taoist, why are you so brainless? Now which Taoist temple and temple are eager for the media to come to cover and report? Just three days ago, I received an invitation from Baotai Temple to give them a special topic. You're good, we sent it to the door, and the door is still closed. If you do this, be careful that we will never report on your Taoist temple again. When the time comes, you'll really have a lot of people here. ”

"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, a few laymen don't need to say much, the land of Taoism is used for competition, this is absolutely indispensable. Today, the Taoist temple is closed to thank customers, goodbye. After speaking, Haotian flicked his sleeves and picked up a rag to wipe the main hall and went to the Buddha Hall. This place can't stay, what the other party said is so tempting, he is really afraid that he can't help but agree. When the time comes, deducting the task evaluation is a small matter, and deducting the merit will be miserable! He only has 16 points of merit, but it is not enough to deduct it, in case it attracts karmic fire, this day will not be able to pass?

The sound of Haotian's footsteps was far away, and several people outside looked at each other, not knowing what to do next.

"Chen Lili, you better get your pants right. Yang Fang looked at Chen Lili, who was still in a daze, and couldn't help but remind.

The other men raised their heads high, looking at me without looking, but desperately squinting their eyes, as if no one else could find out.

Chen Lili's face turned red, but her skirt was torn off by a lone wolf and thrown in the Taoist temple, and it was also broken, so it was estimated that she couldn't wear it. She didn't bring any other clothes, so she was a little distressed.

At this moment, Chen Jing decisively took off his coat and handed it over: "Lili, you wrap this around your waist, it's somewhat useful." ”

Chen Lili wanted to refuse, but walking around outside in a pair of D pants, even if she didn't walk away, it was really embarrassing. Only then did he nod his head and wrap his coat around his waist, covering his lower body.

The scenery is gone, and several photographers who are looking at the scenery have also withdrawn their gaze.

One of the photographers asked Yang Fang, "Mr. Yang, what should we do? The door is closed, and we can't get in." After a while, Mr. Zhuang Mingjiang and the others came, would they also eat together behind closed doors? Then wouldn't we run for nothing today? We wasted so much space to publicize today's race before, and as a result, the pigeons were released collectively, and then our newspaper's face would be lost. ”

Yang Fang and Chen Lili looked helpless.

Chen Jing looked around, and finally his eyes fell on the courtyard wall, which was not very high, and he had an idea: "The door can't get in, we can climb over the wall! This wall is not high, you can reach the wall by jumping, and it is easy to climb over." Once inside, the door will open from the inside. ”

"That makes sense, then you go over the wall. Chen Lili finally spoke, and as soon as she spoke, Chen Jing was forced to do so.

He came up with the idea, but he didn't dare!

A bullish Taoist priest who even said that a wolf of that size would throw it was inside, if this is discovered, then he must not break his leg and throw it out again?

However, Chen Lili spoke, he was not easy to refuse, in front of the beauties, bold, stimulated by male hormones, Chen Jingyi gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, you wait for me!"

After speaking, Chen Jing leaned over, hooked the wall, and then kicked hard with both feet...... Step on...... Pedal Pedal ...... Fell.

Looking at Chen Jing's wasteful appearance, Chen Lili rolled her eyes directly and scolded in a low voice: "It's really wasteful." ”

Chen Jing's old face was flushed, and he hurriedly called his photographer for help, one supported his buttocks, and the other climbed up desperately, and finally climbed up......

At this moment, Haotian was cleaning the Buddha Hall, and found that there was movement under the table in the Buddha Hall.

Haotian suddenly became on fire, the main hall is a place where the Daomen worships the gods, and there are statues of gods enshrined here! It's nothing for monkeys to come in, are all beings equal, but what does it mean for you to be a dead monkey with a tribute in your mouth? Don't burn incense, don't worship Buddha, don't leave incense money, and steal things?

Haotian shouted: "Stop!"

And Chen Jing, who had just climbed the wall, had already tightened his muscles and nerves because of nervousness. Suddenly hearing such a loud shout, my body trembled, and I fell away with a bang!

Fortunately, the photographer below was quick and caught him, and the two of them became rolling gourds at the same time.

Seeing this, Chen Lili turned around directly, she couldn't stand it anymore, she wondered how she grew up with such a scumbag man! Look at the little Taoist priest, he threw a wolf with a wave of his hand......

"Chen Jing, if it doesn't work, let Xiao He try" Yang Fang stepped forward and said with concern, Xiao He is the cameraman on Yang Fang's side. is not very old, and when I heard Yang Fang say this, I was a little eager to try. Especially the little eyes, glancing at the beautiful Jing Yan from time to time.

Chen Jing originally wanted to give up and wanted to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, but when he saw Xiao He's eyes, the male hormones exploded again, and he decisively refused: "No, it was a mistake just now, this time it will definitely work!" Lao Luo, help me again and help me up!"

"Chen Jing, that, I think, why don't you let Xiao He try?" Lao Luo was smashed by Chen Jing, and he also had a psychological shadow.

"Try a fart! The ancients taught us that whoever falls down must get up and help me up!" Chen Jing said angrily, the front is already embarrassing enough, he must fight for face in this matter!

Lao Luo had no choice but to support Chen Jing to climb the wall again, and Chen Jing once again used his strength to eat milk and began to climb the wall.

In the main hall, Haotian carried a broom and chased the monkey all the way, and at the same time reprimanded: "You stop for me, stop!" Before shouting loudly, for fear of disturbing the gods, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, Haotian lowered his voice this time.

The monkey ran faster, his little eyes swept over, and he wagged his tail, and Haotian's face was as red as the little monkey's ass at this time.

Haotian became even more popular, and he hurriedly caught up and picked up the broom and was about to fight it, but thinking that killing was a crime, he gave up decisively and reached out to grab it.

However, the monkey was extremely fast, and a few grasped the gods, leaving Haotian with a gray back, and then climbed up the beam along the pillar! Lying on the beam, the thief looked at Haotian awkwardly, and his tail flicked and squeaked.

When Haotian heard this, he became even more angry and shouted, "Okay, you little thing, you dare to laugh at me?

The monkey turned around and gave him an ass! Then he climbed to the side and jumped onto the lamp!

Haotian was shocked when he saw this! The lamps in the hall were all oil lamps, not electric lights!

This monkey is jumping up and down on it, swaying, spilling the lamp oil, that's money!

Haotian was in a hurry and yelled: "Come down!"

Poof!

The monkey didn't react, Chen Jing, who had just climbed the wall, was so frightened that his hand was weak and he fell down!

Seeing this, Lao Luo symbolically took out his hand to pick up the person, and then did not catch it as expected, Chen Jing fell on all fours, lying on the ground and covering his waist, and screamed non-stop.