652, you are really a handsome guy (2/3)
The frying pan was not borrowed, Tang Shuang could only rely on his rough skin and thick flesh to block the attack of the villain, maybe God didn't want him to die young, and when Tang Shuang walked to the corridor on the second floor, he saw a small person squatting in front of the railing and quietly observing the living room.
Seeing Tang Shuang, Candy hurriedly signaled him not to speak. Tang Shuang squatted next to her curiously, followed her gaze and looked down, and saw Sanjian's father and Bian Huijie's husband sitting on the sofa in the living room talking.
"Are you looking at Sister Huijie's husband?" Tang Shuang asked, "He's not a monster." ”
Candy Er was shocked and asked in a trembling voice, "Sister Huijie's husband, uncle, monster?"
Tang Shuang knocked her little head helplessly: "What are you thinking about all day long, what uncle, what monster! Don't talk nonsense, that's Sister Huijie's husband, you should call it brother, not uncle, people are still so young." ”
Bian Huijie's husband Liu Guo is middle-aged and old, so he is insisted that he is an uncle by Candy. Not everyone in this world is handsome and beautiful, after all, not everyone is called Tang Xiaoshuang.
Tang Shuang talked to Liu Guozhong just now, he talked very well, he was very polite, he looked quite old, but he was actually only 28 years old.
"Uncle is Sister Huijie's husband?" Candy was even more surprised, how could that uncle be Sister Huijie's husband, she thought it was Sister Huijie's father, and then felt that Xiaoshuang was lying to her.
"Sister Huijie will only get married the day after tomorrow, how can it be her husband, hum! Xiaoshuang, you are lying!"
Tang Shuang: "If you get a marriage certificate, you are married, they are each other's husbands and wives, and the wedding is just a ceremony." ”
"Huh, eat and drink?" Candy's focus is very special, just now I was curious about the marriage of Bian Huijie and Liu Guozhong, and in a blink of an eye, I was concerned about whether the wedding was just a food and drink event, otherwise why would I have a wedding after getting married, wouldn't it just let everyone eat and drink.
"What to eat and drink! Weddings are held because they are happy moments, exciting moments, and one of the most important moments in life. The bride and groom are so happy, of course, they want to share these happiness and joy with everyone, and at the same time, they also hope to be blessed by everyone and witness their happiness together. Tang Shuang explained that he couldn't let this little person know how to eat and drink all day long, and he had to think of something else, something more profound, meaningful about the ideological level.
"Do you want to eat?" asked Candy Reluctantly, she hadn't been to the wedding yet.
"Don't eat!" Tang Shuang replied, what kind of meal did you eat at the wedding.
"Huh, aren't you hungry if you don't eat?"
"Won't be hungry, there is food and wine. ”
"Wine?"
"Yes, there is wine, but you can't drink it. ”
"I, I didn't want to drink it, I just wanted to smell it. ”
"Come less!"
"Hmph! Eat vegetables and drink, isn't it just eating and drinking!Hmph! and say no, Xiaoshuang, you haven't been married, you don't understand~haha~"
Tang Shuang: ╮(╯_╰)╭
"Let's go, go down, your sister Huijie really wants to see you, remember, take the initiative to go over and greet Sister Huijie's husband later, you must call your brother, the middle brother, you can't call uncle, if you dare to call uncle, I will pretend to be a monster and eat you at night." Tang Shuang threatened.
"Hmph, you eat the Lun family, the Lun family has chicken, and your little milk teeth will be broken!"
Tang Shuang couldn't help grinding a mouthful of old teeth, and it turned out to be a little milk tooth.
"Hey, can you put away the little water gun in your trouser pocket!" When Tang Shuang led Candy down the stairs, she noticed that her little yellow seahorse water gun was pinned to the villain's waist, but she didn't know if it was filled with water.
"Hee-hee~" Candy took out the small water gun embarrassedly, first said to Tang Shuang, pretended to shoot and killed Xiaoshuang, and then ran back to the room to collect it.
After a while, Tang Shuang came out with the candy, and the villain greeted Liu Guozhong cutely, a simple greeting was not enough to make up for the fault of calling people monsters and uncles just now, and she had to praise it.
"Wow-Brother Guozhong, you are so handsome, my sister Huijie is so happy, with such a handsome husband, she will be very happy and spirited when she walks on the street in the future, right? I really envy Sister Huijie~I'm sorry Brother Guozhong, it wasn't the Lun family who called you uncle outside just now, it was the little nobleman who shouted, he said that you were more handsome than him, he was very unhappy, so he deliberately called you uncle, and wanted the Lun family to call it, but the Lun family didn't call it, because the brother in the country is really handsome, you are a handsome guy, much more handsome than Xiaoshuang, my Xiaoshuang, it's just a little naughty......"
Tang Shuang hurriedly stopped it, and pulled the villain's long hair behind his back, this guy not only habitually said crookedly, but also said very greasy, splashing dirty water and being righteous. Although Tang Shuang was not present at the time, he could guess that this guy must have called Uncle Liu Guozhong, and it is estimated that he shouted very loudly, and it is estimated that he jumped up when he shouted.
The villain did shout uncle, and he did jump up and shout, and he was the first to shout, and he shouted a lot, and he was very cheerful when he shouted.
Liu Guozhong looked at the cute little sister in front of him, with a funny face, but his smile was a little bitter.
Before coming, he had repeatedly heard Bian Huijie say that her teacher's youngest daughter was very good at talking, but after seeing the real person, he was still beyond his expectations, he didn't expect the legendary Tang Tang Candy children's shoes to be so good at talking, what a serious nonsense~
He is very self-aware, he has not been handsome since he was a child, and he is relatively old, he is often called uncle, and when he asked for directions just now, Candy and another child called him uncle, he was just a little sad, but not surprised.
The little sister who shouted his uncle was particularly loud, and in a blink of an eye, he praised him for being handsome, and he was more handsome than Tang Shuang, how earth-shattering it was, the little brother of the Tang family was the most handsome one he had ever seen.
Liu Guozhong waved his hand and said that he was not handsome. He said that he didn't dare to tarnish the word handsome, let alone compare with the little brother of the Tang family, ashamed~
Candy thought he was modest, and said enthusiastically: "Brother Guozhong, you are handsome, you are a handsome guy." ”
"Haha, I'm not a handsome guy. ”
"You're handsome. ”
"I'm not. ”
"You're really a handsome guy, you're not a handsome guy if you're so handsome, that Xiaoshuang is a beggar!"
Tang Shuang secretly gritted her teeth and wanted to hit the child!!
Tang Sanjian couldn't listen to it either, the little sister of the Tang family was too greasy, he said: "Xiaoshuang, take Tang Tang to wash her face, how is her face dirty." ”
Tang Shuang didn't say a word, and pulled and pulled to take the villain away. The villain argued: "I'm not dirty, the Lun family's face is clean, the Lun family is not dirty~ The Lun family is not a dirty child." ”
"Your mouth is so greasy, I'm going to have to wash your mouth. ”
"I didn't eat meat......"