Chapter 545: He Must Be a God!
"Xiao Yang, this cigar of yours was given to you by their filial piety, isn't it? It's so mellow! I've never smoked such a good cigar in my life!"
Shi Jun took a slight sip with some reluctance, slowly spit it out, and said with a squinting face of enjoyment.
He knew in his heart that Yang Xiaoqian had just been imprisoned, and the security check before entering the prison was very strict, and it was impossible for him to have a foreign object on him, it must have been sacrificed to him by these terrorists in order to curry favor with him.
Many of these terrorists colluded with Hakehu and the prison guards of the wolf-killing country, and often used the time of the wind every morning to make transactions, except for guns, ammunition and other murder weapons, they could basically get other food.
"Hehe, isn't this one, brother, I'm a magician, I can change whatever I want!"
Yang Xiaoqian said truthfully with a smile.
He had just conjured up a large pile of food for each of his fellow terrorists, and they ate it with great relish, and all of them admired him immensely.
"Hehehe, brother is really joking, if you can change whatever you want, won't you become a fairy?"
Shi Jun said with a smile.
The terrorists also laughed, thinking that Yang Xiaoqian was joking.
Yang Xiaoqian conjured up a lot of snacks for each of them just now, and as a meeting gift, they were already very shocked, and they all threw themselves into the five bodies that he admired.
If he can change whatever he wants, they certainly don't believe it, because it's not possible with common sense.
"Hehehe, you can change whatever you want, that's really an exaggeration, but what you can have in a general shopping mall, brother, I can conjure it up for you. ”
"By the way, Brother Shi, do you have anything you want? I can conjure it up for you!"
Yang Xiaoqian smiled.
"Damn, you kid, it's like the truth, brother, I'm in my forties, do you think I'm a four-year-old kid so easy to fool? Don't blow anything with me, if you can conjure me ten boxes of eight boxes of cigars, I'll serve you!
Shi Jun scolded with a smile of disbelief.
The terrorists looked at Shi Jun with a stupid look on their faces, and if it weren't for his good relationship with their boss, they would have laughed at him a long time ago.
They didn't believe that their boss could change whatever he wanted, but if he changed a few boxes of cigars, it would definitely be Xx.
"Hey, Brother Shi, catch it, the cigar is here!"
Yang Xiaoqian couldn't expose his storage ring, reached into his pocket, tucked the storage ring inside into his sleeve, and stretched out his hand to casually raise it at him a few times.
Whoosh ......
Suddenly, boxes of Cuban cigars flew towards Shi Jun.
"Damn, it's really conjured!"
Shi Jun was startled, and immediately hurriedly picked up the cigars flying towards him.
There are ten boxes in total, and sure enough, they are conjured!
Shi Jun looked at the ten boxes of cigars in his hand, and then at Yang Xiaoqian, and couldn't say a word in shock.
"Brother Shi, if you lack anything in the future, ask your junior brother for it, we are all Chinese compatriots, and we won't charge you a penny!"
Yang Xiaoqian smiled.
As he spoke, he glanced at the terrorists and smiled again: "You are my little brother, of course you don't take money, but if the prisoners in other prisons want my things, they will have to collect money!"
"Three grams of oil boss!"
"Boss, you're so good to us!"
"Boss, you are better than my own father to me!"
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The terrorists thanked each other excitedly.
Hahaha, in the future, if you follow this awesome Chinese boss, you will have free cigarettes, free wine, and free snacks to eat!
", what's better than your own father? Paralyzed to give you some food is better than your own father?
The corners of Yang Xiaoqian's eyes twitched a few times, and he scolded a black man with five big and three thick.
The crowd burst out laughing.
"Xiao Yang, I'm still not convinced, just now you said that as long as there are things in the commercial building can be conjured, then you can turn me into a refrigerator? Hahaha, as long as you can turn me into a refrigerator, my Shi Jun will completely convince you!"
Shi Jun thought of a way that Yang Xiaoqian couldn't do, and laughed.
"Officer Shi, aren't you talking nonsense, refrigerators are taller than people, who can conjure them? There is absolutely no magician in this world who can conjure up a refrigerator without preparation and props!"
"That's right, surnamed Shi, you sincerely make a fool of our boss, don't you?"
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The terrorists didn't want their boss to make a fool of themselves, so they quit one by one, and reprimanded Shi Jun with a tiger face.
Huaxia famous brand Haiai brand refrigerator, world-class quality, easy to use and really easy to use!"
Yang Xiaoqian shook his hand and conjured up a large refrigerator with double doors.
it!
Fa.K!
It's really conjured!
Shi Jun and the terrorists were so shocked that they almost forgot to breathe, their eyes were about to pop out, and their jaws were about to fall to the ground, and they stepped forward to open the refrigerator door to observe.
It's really a refrigerator!
Oh, my God!
O Lord!
Jesus!
How the hell did he do it?
Everyone knows that all magic tricks in the world are fake, and the things that are conjured must be hidden in advance!
But where did he hide such a big guy in advance?
There are no props on site, so you can't hide them at all!
Is he God?
Right!
He must be God!
These terrorists are all people who are anesthetized by the sect, religion, faith, and admiration, so they are so crazy and persistent, they have been convinced of all kinds of strange forces since they were children, and they believe that Yang Xiaoqian is a god, and they worship him one by one.
"Brother Yang, you are my Brother Yang, I have been uniformed by the Shi Army! I have completely obeyed it! Brother Yang, you are too awesome to blow up the sky! Please accept my worship!"
Shi Jun knelt on one knee and bowed to Yang Xiaoqian excitedly.
"Hahaha, Brother Shi, hurry up, don't I just conjure something, look what you're doing!"
Yang Xiaoqian laughed and helped him up.
"Brother Yang, that, can you turn me into a big beauty? Brother, my wife is in China, and I can't see each other a few times a year, I'm going crazy, I really want to have a beautiful woman to chat with!"
Shi Jun suddenly joked with a lewd smile on his face.
Of course, he knew that the beauty was not a commodity in the commercial building, and of course he couldn't change it, so he just said it casually and made a joke.
In this desert where no one lives, it is rare to meet such an interesting little compatriot, and he doesn't want to leave room five for a while.
"Rogues!"
"Kinky stick!"
"Lustful wolf!"
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The terrorists looked at Shi Jun with contempt on their faces, and said one by one, "Do you want a woman to be crazy?" and conjure up a beautiful woman, and you think of it!
"Does Brother Shi want a beautiful woman?
Yang Xiaoqian said with a smile.
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(End of chapter)