Chapter 13 Are you more handsome than Jack Ma?
"Summons the prisoners, call those six guys in?" Goldfinger slapped the bricks heavily, pretending.
"Servant Streetboy, are you really the boss of this company, please come to act?"
"I'm afraid it's a conspiracy again, pull a cleaning fool to fool us? ”
"That is, if you don't want to lose money, can you rely on this old trick to be useful?"
When the six customers entered the office, they taunted without hesitation.
"Oh, who is in the hall?" "The golden finger slapped the startling wood (bricks) hard, "Diao Min, who looks down on people with dog eyes, report your name?"
"Hehe, it's funny, it's funny, pretending, you're playing that play, you still think you're the master of the blue sky," a middle-aged and old man with a wide forehead and a wide face, and a tiger's waist laughed, "The grass people are not strange, what, why do you want to set up a private court and ignore people's lives?"
"Bold fanatics, actually despise this official, the opposite, this lord is the president of the Hand of God Fund Company, and he was openly insulted by you, Mo Feier and others don't want compensation, and don't want me to sign the compensation receipt?" ”
"Don't lose money, unless your company closes?"
"No, we have to lose money when we close the door, this is our hard-earned money, and the monk can't run the temple if he can out. ”
"Quiet, quiet," Goldfinger grabbed the contract on the table and looked at it, and said sternly, "The half-compensation agreement signed by the investors Ma Buqi, Kong Yiwu, Xie Yi and the Hand of God is valid, and now the official orders the Hand of God Company to compensate immediately." Su drunken rain, quickly lead them to the financial office to receive compensation, no delay!"
"Yes, Mr. Jin, the hand of God is an honest company, and I will never lose a penny to them," Su Zuiyu blinked his eyes and kept glancing at Jinzhi, "Mr. Jin, you see, their attitude is a bit unpopular and too arrogant, do you want to hang them for a few days, anyway, they won't break the law." ”
"Hang us for a few days, you guys are too much, from last week to now, you still dry us, do you still have a royal law?"
"Hang us, no! I have to go home early," said a middle-aged man with outstanding temperament, dignified appearance, and iron bones, "My lordship Hugh listens to this yellow-haired girl's nonsense and reverses black and white, we are law-abiding citizens, moral models, lighthouses in the sea, oases in the desert, I haven't spoken just now, I have never looked at anyone in the eyes of adults, you see, or you sign for me first, let me get the compensation home as soon as possible, my tigress has made many phone calls, pity me for the old, the young!" Later, the man choked up and was overwhelmed with grief.
"My lord, my lord, the big man of the blue sky is on top, the big man is quick to think and young and promising, he is talented and rich, he is rich and rich, and he is both civil and military, and the people are all majestic and strategic, and the people's daughter Xie Yi's admiration for the adults The sun and the moon can be seen from the heavens and the earth, such as the surging water of the Yangtze River, and the noble character of the selfless selflessness of the adults must disdain to owe the compensation of the people's daughters, and the adults have all the opportunities, why bother for such trivial things," a plain-clothed woman said, "As long as the hand of God company gives the people's daughters compensation, the people's daughters ......"
"Stop, stop," the golden hand commanded the hand to stop, "you two Diao people have changed their faces so quickly, and their words are ugly to death." I'm going to ask you three questions, and if any of you can answer one correctly, you can get the compensation back, and if you can't answer any of them, then you can answer them again tomorrow. ”
"Answer?"
"Test us?"
"Why?"
"If you don't answer, you can go back first, I promise that you can receive the full amount of compensation at this time in three days, but if you want to receive it in advance, you have to listen to the question carefully," Goldfinger smiled and said, "Come one by one, Ma Buqi, the first question, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
Are you more handsome than Jack Ma?
"I, I, of course Jack Ma is more handsome than me. ”
What kind of character Ma Yun is, dare to call him more handsome than Ma Yun, and he is afraid of not being killed on the street.
"Wrong answer, next, Kong Yiwu, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"I'm more handsome than Ma Yun!"
"Wrong answer, next, Lin Shiliang, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"I'm as handsome as Jack Ma!"
"Wrong answer, next, Xie Yi, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"I'm a woman, how can I be more handsome than Ma Yun, of course he is more handsome than me. ”
"Wrong answer, the last two, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"What kind of mentally retarded problem, I don't have Ma Yunshuai. ”
"I'm a woman, I'm only a little prettier than Ma Yun's wife, but not as handsome as Ma Yun?"
"It's all wrong, you have all answered a round now, you can think about it again, why you answered wrong, if you have any questions, you can ask me, but one can only ask once, each time a steamed bun or a copper plate of the consulting fee," Goldfinger had an idea, and decided to get a little money to solve the current survival problem, "If there is a problem, everyone will take turns, one person at a time." ”
"I replied that Ma Yun is more handsome than me, Ma Yun is so rich, he must be more handsome than me. Ma Buqi threw a copper plate to Goldfinger.
"I'm asking you are more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"Oh, I see, we should answer that I'm not handsome than Jack Ma. All six customers understood the answer from Goldfinger's tone.
"Since you don't have any doubts, then the second question is the same, the second question is the same, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?" Goldfinger was a little regretful that he only received a copper plate, but at least he could solve half a meal, which was also a small gain.
"I'm not more handsome than Jack Ma. Everyone spoke in unison.
"Wrong!" "The second question, there is only one last chance today, the question is still the same, but if you want to know where the fault is, you can pay the consultation fee." ”
"I protest!"
"Protest is ineffective!" Goldfinger is very calm, he doesn't have a little psychological burden to deal with these customers.
"I want to know what's wrong?" Kong Yiwu threw a coin to Goldfinger.
"It's very simple, the first time you replied that you are more handsome than Ma Yun, this must be wrong, Ma Yun is rich in the world, famous in Kyushu, you say that you are more handsome, you will definitely be laughed at, but now you all say that you are not handsome than Ma Yun, this is a bit too much, Ma Yun is not here, what are you all doing so modestly, you don't need to be afraid of anything or wronged yourself," Goldfinger said eloquently, "The correct answer is that you may not be more handsome than Ma Yun." Now that you have answered incorrectly twice, there is still a chance today, and it is the same question, are you more handsome than Ma Yun?"
"I'm not necessarily more handsome than Ma Yun!"
Everyone heard Goldfinger say the correct answer, and naturally everyone replied, "I may not be more handsome than Ma Yun." ”
"Stupid, why are you so stupid, I told you just now that the correct answer is that you may not be more handsome than Ma Yun, you all answered me, don't say that I didn't release water to you, it was you who wasted a piece of my kindness, alas. Goldfinger sighed and turned to leave the office.