Chapter 3: I'm still a stick
At this time, the insect said proudly: "If I don't send you out of this spiritual world, you will never be able to get out, and then you will be like a vegetative person outside, and your consciousness can only stay here forever, your parents will worry about a lot of gray hair, and your lover will run into the arms of other men." ”
"Enough is enough!!"
“......”
"I cultivate ......"
"Hmph, the scroll with me is called the Golden Light Mantra, and the immortal text on it has already been transmitted to your mind, and when you go out in a while, you will immediately give me cultivation, and you will see me in the future and say it in my heart." ”
"I don't know your name yet. ”
"I don't have a name. ”
Cheng Haoxuan thought for a moment and said, "You said that you are the Purple Extreme Heavenly Silkworm, and I will call you Xiaotian in the future." ”
"Whatever, go out and practice quickly, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold. ”
"Well, that's not how the word is used. ”
Chen Haoxuan suddenly opened his eyes on the bed, and suddenly felt that his face was in pain, which was pinched in the spiritual world to test whether he was dreaming......
Turning on the light, Cheng Haoxuan took out the bundle of scrolls, and sure enough, he knew all the words on it, and when he looked at these words, he was very sober and clear.
Cheng Haoxuan immediately read it, and began to sit cross-legged according to the above, with five hearts facing the sky, namely two hands and two feet and the rotation in the center of the Tianling Gai.
The scroll says that the more the spin on the top of the head is in the middle, the faster the cultivation will be, and it is best to cultivate when the aura appears, and the aura will erupt on a large scale every day, which are sunrise and noon and sunset.
It is not unfounded to say that the sun will bring the aura from the other side of the mountain at sunrise, so it is best to practice in the morning.
At noon, when the sun hits the earth, the aura hidden in the grass and water will run out to increase the concentration, so noon is also suitable for cultivation, but the effect is worse than in the morning.
The sunset sun will bring the aura to the other side, at this time the aura moves quickly towards the sun, although there are a lot of impurities, but the aura in this polluted environment is probably only these three times.
The moon tonight is very round, and it is exceptionally bright, and there is a cold energy spilling on the earth, Cheng Haoxuan absorbs this energy and slowly cultivates.
Slowly, he began to become fascinated by the process, and the aura roamed through his body, washing away the impurities in his body, and the skin began to seep out of the mud.
Cheng Haoxuan has practiced all night, he is now simply a clay figure, he can't tell who it is at all, if he guesses, it is estimated that he can only think of terracotta warriors......
Knock knock!
"Xiaocheng, it's time to get up, I'm late for school in a minute, it's seven forty, and Gu Qian is gone. ”
Cheng Haoxuan opened his eyes and exhaled a breath of turbid air from his mouth, although he hadn't slept all night, he felt in good spirits now, and he wasn't sleepy at all.
"I know Mom, I'll go out in a minute. ”
Cheng Haoxuan saw that the alarm clock was really more than seven forty o'clock, you must know that the class was at eight o'clock, no wonder Gu Qian didn't wait for him, Gu Qian, as the representative of the math class, still had to collect homework.
After taking a shower, Cheng Haoxuan didn't even eat and ran all the way to the class, although he ran for two kilometers non-stop, Cheng Haoxuan was not tired at all, he didn't sweat a drop, and he didn't even gasp.
At the last second when the class bell rang, Cheng Haoxuan finally arrived at the class, and the math teacher was already on the podium at this time.
Because he ran in such a hurry that he almost hit the door frame, Cheng Haoxuan knocked on the door and smiled awkwardly, the teacher frowned, and then gave him a look, Cheng Haoxuan walked towards the seat with a smile.
More than fifty classmates in the class laughed, and Cheng Haoxuan walked towards him, and the ridicule of these more than fifty people turned a deaf ear to him.
In total, except for Gu Qian and the little fat man Qi Zhe, the other classmates didn't say five words in a year.
Back in his seat, Cheng Haoxuan was pulled by Qi Zhe to speak.
"Brother Cheng, why didn't you come with your sister-in-law today, did you quarrel?"
"Listen to the class, I'm just getting up late. ”
Saying that, Cheng Haoxuan patted the back of Qi Zhe's head, and Qi Zhe covered the back of his head and gasped.
"Brother Cheng, you're too heavy, hiss!"
The little fat man Qi Zhe was still hissing and inhaling in pain, Cheng Haoxuan felt that he didn't use much strength, and then Cheng Haoxuan tilted his head, and wiped a piece of chalk.
Cheng Haoxuan easily avoided it, but Qi Zhe caught the chalk head with the back of his head, and he was immediately injured twice, and he was so painful that he was afraid of lying on the table and squeezing out tears.
The teacher in front looked at Cheng Haoxuan and Qi Zhe and said: "Some students don't learn by themselves, don't delay others, don't disturb the order of the class, don't spoil a pot of porridge with mouse feces, it's like a-stirring stick." ”
Cheng Haoxuan frowned when he listened to the words of the teacher on the podium, the teacher stared at Cheng Haoxuan and Qi Zhe, saying that whoever said it was self-evident, he was almost named, and the classmates in the class all looked at Cheng Haoxuan and Qi Zhe according to the teacher's gaze, and they all laughed when they heard the teacher's words.
Cheng Haoxuan glared at the teacher angrily, but the teacher's eyes looked at Chen Haoxuan, but he was a little evasive, listening to the ridicule around Chen Haoxuan couldn't bear it.
"What's so funny! I'm still a stick. ”
As soon as Cheng Haoxuan said this, the class was silent, and Qi Zhe and Gu Qian on the side covered their mouths when they heard this, and tried their best to prevent themselves from laughing, but they still snorted.
The teacher's face on the podium was very ugly, and it looked like it was worse than eating Xiang.
"Ahem, okay students, I just used some inappropriate words, now start class, students who don't study don't make a noise to disturb others. ”
Cheng Haoxuan smiled proudly, and forty minutes of a class were spent in a depressive environment.
The bell rang for the end of class, and the teacher left in a panic, as if some giant beast was chasing him from behind.
Gu Qian chuckled and walked to Cheng Haoxuan's position, and the people around looked at Cheng Haoxuan, using any emotion in their eyes.
Most of them are envious, jealous and hateful, after all, Gu Qian is a school flower-level figure, but she is very close to Cheng Haoxuan all day long.
Cheng Haoxuan smiled at the corner of his mouth as if he hadn't noticed the eyes around him, let them envy them, Gu Qian wouldn't look for them anyway.
Cheng Haoxuan's appearance is also very ordinary, but why does Gu Qian stick to him? So through this incident, we are told that my wife should be raised from a young age......
Gu Qian walked over and said, "Brother Xiaocheng, why didn't you get up today, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and you didn't respond to Auntie's knock on the door before, if you hadn't had a similar situation in elementary school, it is estimated that Auntie would have broken in." ”
Cheng Haoxuan glanced at the other side and said, "Haha, that, didn't I promise you to study hard, so I slept a little late yesterday." ”
Cheng Haoxuan put his eyes to the side and grabbed the back of his head with his hand, so that he would not say that he fell asleep when he saw the exercise book.
Qi Zhe on the side saw Cheng Haoxuan's embarrassment and immediately appeared to relieve the siege and said: "Brother Cheng, you were so handsome in class just now, did you see the old woman's constipated expression? It's so cool haha!"
Cheng Haoxuan responded with a smile, praising Qi Zhe in his heart, beautiful! Little fat man, my brother usually takes care of you.