Section 10 Hairy Monsters
After a few phone calls, there was still no answer. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info suddenly felt a little lonely and lost in his heart, "This guy doesn't have any accidents!"
I didn't give up, I continued to fight, and finally got through. "You, what's the matter, didn't you tell me to turn on the phone and keep in touch. But I didn't make a sound, why don't you talk and don't count, I have been worried for a long time. I muttered loudly and reproached him.
"I finally understood why they snored like thunder and slept like dead pigs at night. He said sleepily. "Why?" I asked.
"I was tired, and I fell asleep until dawn. If anyone shouts insomnia or depression, they will all come to me, and they will be cured in three days. He swore by it.
"Haha," I laughed happily, "have you become Hua Tuo's reincarnation?"
"By the way, do you have any adventures, set up a dragon gate array for me. This time is very boring, they are either practicing martial arts, or busy with complicated affairs. Either they attack the cult in the south, the Xixia people in the west, or the Liao people in the Beidou, or the Yi people in the east. They all treated me like a child and said childish things. What Xiaobao, do you want to play with Shasha? This quicksand kid is the precious son of the dragon gang leader. Look at his, I want this, I want that, I don't care. Such a little kid, such childish words, who wants to play with him, unless I become mentally retarded. "I was bored and complained.
There are a lot of friends here, everyone is dressed in tatters, and when they are fine, they go down to the river nakedly, catch fish and shrimp together, it is still a little interesting, as if they are back in childhood. "He's also happy in his suffering.
"By the way, or that kid called a little bug, after practicing martial arts, he often takes a dead rabbit and a dead dragonfly to tease us. The little kid was amused and laughed, I felt so bored, but he still said back and forth, Brother Worm, don't go, I still have to play. I'm going to play rustling, I'm going to play rattle, I'm just going to play. I'm an adult, and I'm inseparable from these naΓ―ve children, and you don't know that I'm going to weaken into a child. I finally found an opportunity to chat with you. "I felt a sense of relief.
Xiao Fei said that his time machine was also garbled, and he was the last to return to this Song Dynasty. "And where are you going? "He struck first. I added fuel and vinegar to my experience, of course, to highlight my heroic glorious image, to pass me off the cowardice and fear, and to completely omit the things that slipped away.
"Wow, I'm not interested in anything else, it's just that the mandarin ducks playing in the water are not bad, I really envy your good luck, if only I took a bath with Yang Guifei, so let's take a look at the national color and fragrance, what does one of the four beauties look like?"
"She's just like that, Emperor Tang Minghuang is still reluctant to let me go, saying that the beauty should not go. I muttered.
"It's funny, you're a beauty, can't you!" he pursed his lips, looking incredulous.
"Am I not? Hmph, you haven't seen me, that's nonsense. "If I hadn't been so confident before, now after being confirmed by several emperors, my self-confidence has also swelled up wildly, "Hmph, even the emperors of the Ninety-Five Emperor have changed my little fairy, the call of the fairy, hum, you thief still judge me, is it really unreasonable?"
"You are, you say yes. He said with a smile: "But it's strange, it's strange? The legendary beauty who has captivated the country and the city has long tried every means to marry into a local wealthy family, the rich second generation." Why didn't you not get married, but you also ran to this broken ancient world where birds don't, as far as I know, this is not an easy job, everyone is willing to let a beautiful woman like you come over?"
"The only drawback of me is that I'm too picky, haha, I just want to know more people and choose more. So how about making a special trip to meet the handsome guys of ancient times? I said hesitantly, "Hmph, everyone recognizes that I am a beauty, how can you be allowed to slander me here." β
"Anyway, when we meet, I will know whether you are like a flower or a jade, or is it an unexpected surprise? or a sudden fright? You can see the true face of your Lushan, and it doesn't matter if you say that the sky is falling wildly. He smirked.
Our back and forth conversations also reduced the lifelessness of the night, and we felt the slightest warmth and vein. Out of thin air, he actually had a little more affection for him, "How is it possible, he is a thief, my requirements are too low, is it because he is hungry and does not choose to eat, he is in a panic, this is not good," he thought to himself, "Oh, let's get down to business and talk about your time and space experience." I hurriedly urged him to speak.
"Okay, let's talk about the first experience. He cleared his throat, coughed and began to speak. I pressed a button randomly, and the time machine spun upside down, and finally came to a steady stop. When I looked outside, the stars and moon were dark, and I thought to myself, where was this place? After hesitating for a long time, I decided to take a look, what if I returned to modern society? β
As soon as I went out, I heard a creepy cry. He also began to cry wolf.
"Oh, this night is quiet, in the middle of the night, the moon is dark and the wind is high, I can't see my five fingers, your whining cry is so strange and scary, I hear my heart hairy. "I get chills on my scalp, too, but he's still quite good at telling stories, similar to the sound ghost stories I listen to on the radio, just like the sound of high heels and the sound of creaking doors.
"Fortunately, I dimly saw in a primeval forest by the faint light of my mobile phone, the trunk covered the sky and the sun, dense branches, intertwined with each other, and below were thorns all over the field, shrubs were everywhere, dead branches and leaves, scattered among them, in a trance, I vaguely saw a thing. He continued.
"There must be a big white-fronted worm with hanging eyes, you fought with him with your bare hands, and became a little flying tiger, right, or a poisonous snake and beast, you killed the poisonous snake, right?" I said impatiently.
"Oh, I see that you have a lot of shortcomings, don't interrupt me. As soon as I saw what the hell this place was, I was about to turn around when I suddenly saw the ancient tombs lined up gloomily, and the green ghosts were bubbling up. β
"You're not afraid," I said with a little shudder.
"Actually, phosphorus is volatilizing, we have been doing this for a long time, and we deal with bones and ghost fire all day long, and we are not afraid. β
"I was pleasantly surprised by the professional habits, the style of the grave showed its age, and I carefully picked up the dead branches and leaves around it, and wrote on them. What is recorded is how many years Qin Shi Huang, the life and past of these people, is nothing more than what was the construction of the Great Wall, forced to leave his homeland, because of cruel persecution, the shroud of death, let him escape here, dare not go out for life and other nonsense. "Wow, that's kind of interesting.
"Hey, I was pleasantly surprised, Qin Shi Huang, more than 2,000 years of history, but there is a digging, even a broken bowl has a history of thousands of years, I can make a fortune, this time machine really brought me a good place, I am very grateful to it. So, I picked up the tools and dig.
"Wow, you're so bold, it's about the same as the archaeologists, you're not afraid of those white bones, skulls and other messy things, I'm very scared. I whispered.
"The forest is very weird, and the atmosphere is a little scary, but these things are a piece of cake for us professional and technical personnel, and we are not used to seeing them. He said.
Then I began to dig, and dig, and dig, until I saw a black coffin. He said leisurely. "Wow. "I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard it.
"It's a good thing to see the coffin and make a fortune, don't you know that today's primary school students love to play with a small coffin, and get promoted to get rich, haha. I cautiously opened a corner of it, and when I looked, good fellow, there were quite a few things. He said happily.
"Is it real money, gold and silver jewelry?" and as soon as I heard the good things, these things came to my mind.
"Where are there so many good things, the dead are just ordinary mountain villagers, ordinary people, you think they are all princes and nobles, royal relatives and relatives, gold and silver all over the ground, how is it possible? It's just broken bowls, broken plates, broken clothes, these antiquities," he patiently explained.
"It's disgusting, I don't even want to touch something that a dead man has used. I thought to myself.
"I was ecstatic, good fellow, so many good things, and I was thinking about what to put on it, when I suddenly realized that something was wrong, and my body was cold. He changed his tone.
"Wow, what's going on, is it the wind on the ground?" I wondered.
"There was no wind, I saw that the coffin inside was passive, and it closed again, but I didn't move just now. He said.
"Ah-" I cried out, and whispered, "Is it a headless ghost, a zombie haunt? Wow, it must have come out of a coffin." It's interesting, it's a little flavorful. "I'm embarrassed to say.
"Don't be scary, your scream, it's so scary, it's our family within a radius of ten miles, I'm scared by you, your voice is like a female ghost. He said dissatisfied.
"Haha, I watch some horror movies when I'm bored. So the associations are richer. I explained.
"Wow, suddenly I felt something like a hand on my back, and when I looked back, it turned out to be a tall monster, with two black eyes, no head, and hair. He said in a tricky way.
"Zombies," I said tremblingly, "must be." It must have been a long time and it has been hairy. Millennial zombie, you're dead, how did you survive it?"
"If it's a zombie, I really can't come back, and I don't have a spell, how can I defeat him. It turned out to be a big hairy man, probably the ancestor of the Shenlongjia savage, he twisted it slightly, and I was suspended in mid-air. He said with palpitations.
"What dynasty is it now?" his voice was babbling, vague, stiff, robot-like. I was relieved to be able to speak, but he looked me up and down like he was staring at his prey, sniffing me around with his nose, so uncomfortable.
"Dude, big brother, it's okay, I don't know. β
"This is my ancestor, you opened a museum like this, insulting the ancestors, it is really innocent. He said angrily.
"I'm sorry, big brother, I was wrong. It's me who is wrong, can you forgive me and let me go?" I begged him, seeing that he didn't seem to have lost his humanity.
"No, you are my prey, now in the cold winter and the moon, food is scarce, I finally caught you, how can I let you go, you see that I have only solved a few, and I am not hungry, so keep you first, and then eat in two days." If you stay well, you'll live for two days, and there are a few hungrier people over there, who are not as good at talking as I am. "I looked at the bones of several people on the ground, their necks had been bitten off, and the flesh and blood were blurred, and I thought to myself, I was dead.
He paused for a while, then cautiously, and asked me tremblingly: "By the way, the Great Wall is finished, is the Qin Emperor still there?" I think he must be afraid of Qin Shi Huang, I have an idea, and replied: "The Great Wall is not finished, Qin Shi Huang is still there! "Before I could finish speaking, the hairy monster fled.
"What about the artifacts?" I still clinged to them.
"I was going to continue digging treasures, but I vaguely saw several monsters coming here, it must be his kind, I was shocked, and quickly ran back to the time machine, these people are really annoying, and my baby didn't pick up one. β
"Yours is more thrilling, tell me another one. "I listened with great interest.
"I'm tired, I'll tell you about it tomorrow night. He said weakly.
"Okay then, contact tomorrow. I said helplessly.