Chapter 1253: The Cultivated Man
I was stunned: "Alexander, it seems to be mentioned in history textbooks." Is it an ancient king?"
Qi Mengyan laughed at me and said, "You're a farmer again, aren't you?" Alexander means that the pressure is as great as a mountain. Understood?"
I couldn't help frowning: "What's wrong with the peasants? You look down on the peasants?"
Qi Mengyan quickly explained: "No, no, no. Peasant means an adjective, which means "
I interrupted her: "I'm uneducated, corny, am I?"
Qi Mengyan said: "That's basically what it means. ”
I said indignantly: "You are satirizing the masses of the people, who account for two-thirds of the population of China. The peasants are uneducated, but they have more conscience than some so-called rich people in the city. I am also a farmer, and my family has been a farmer for generations. ”
Qi Mengyan hurriedly explained: "I didn't say you, I really didn't say you." I'm not sarcastic about any of the peasants, but that's the adjective. ”
I said, "That's not going to work." The word peasant is a noun, not an adjective. He represents the food and clothing of human beings, and is a symbol of food and harvest. If even the peasants look down on them, such people deserve to starve to death!"
Qi Mengyan frowned: "Why are you so indignant? I didn't say anything about you, I told you very clearly, why don't you understand?"
I stepped on the gas: "I'm a farmer myself, so I don't allow anyone to insult this title." I remember that Fu Shengbing once said the same thing about me, and was scolded by me. Unexpectedly, you are also as uneducated and unqualified as Fu Shengbing. ”
Qi Mengyan's eyes widened: "What are you talking about?" You said I was uneducated?"
I snorted coldly: "Is there one? A well-educated person will not look down on his or her own food and clothing parents! Let alone use his own food and clothing parents as a derogatory term." Without peasants, what do you eat?"
Qi Mengyan said angrily: "I eat, I eat bread." ”
I was ashamed to say, "Bread is also made of grain." ”
Qi Mengyan said: "Then I will eat, eat fruits, eat bananas, and eat apples." ”
I said, "That's the fruit grower! The fruit farmer is also a farmer." ”
Qi Mengyan said again: "Then I, that Miss Ben drink, drink milk and drink goat's milk!"
I said, "That's the fruit of the herdsman's labor." ”
Qi Mengyan stuck out her tongue, as if she was a little unreasonable, but she rolled her eyes and said again: "Then, that Miss Ben eats fish and shrimp, hum, this is not fished by farmers, fishermen, not farmers." ”
I frowned and slammed her: "Fisherman, the full name is a farmer who makes a living from fishing, and he is also a farmer. In short, as long as it can be eaten, it is inseparable from the labor of the peasants. It is produced by the sweat of the peasants. This time, you get it?"
Qi Mengyan said with a sigh: "Hmph, according to what you say, without the peasants, the earth will not turn?"
I said, "Of course. ”
Qi Mengyan suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "That young lady can eat, eat imported bread, eat imported fruits." Hmph, this time"
I interrupted her: "You were kicked in the head by a donkey, didn't you? Imported bread and imported fruit, that is the fruit of the labor of foreign peasants." ”
Qi Mengyan was speechless for a moment, and was completely defeated by me.
Along the way, I attacked her like a stinky sock, and I had no room for arguments. In the end, Qi Mengyan could only confess to me again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, people are wrong, can't it, I will never look down on the farmer uncle in the future, I admit that the farmer uncle is my food and clothing parents, without the farmer uncle, there is no food, clothing, and drink." They are the builders of the planet. I promise never to use 'peasant' as an adjective again, I promise."
I bluffed, "That's pretty much it. Remember, whoever dares to insult and look down on the peasants is insulting his parents and insulting the people of the whole world. ”
Qi Mengyan pouted and said, "I know, I know." I don't know anymore, I'm going to be scolded by you for being a meatloaf!"
I laughed in my heart: "You brought this on yourself!"
Qi Mengyan said indignantly: "I understand, no matter what you say, don't let you grab the handle, if you catch Li'er, you have to scold people and cry." Hmph, the heart is not broad enough at all, narrow like, like a small river ditch. ”
I said, "You are the one who is not broad-minded enough, and I will not accept this criticism with an open mind." ”
Qi Mengyan said continuously: "Accept and accept." Miss Ben accepts sincerely. ”
Returning to the Wangjing headquarters, everything is as usual, and the security guards on duty at the door are conscientious and rigorous. The courtyard is neat and generous, and the order is calm. The loud cry was as loud as a barracks.
I couldn't help but nod and said, "Our fate is much better than Mr. Chen's, and no one dares to toss around privately." ”
Qi Mengyan suddenly asked: "What you said Sister Mei told us, are they all true, I always feel unbelievable when I hear it." ”
I said, "Sister Mei doesn't need to lie to us. ”
Qi Mengyan nodded: "Yes." Sister Mei doesn't lie. ”
As soon as the car drove into the compound, the news of our return seemed to have grown wings, except for the team members on duty, everyone spontaneously poured out, and even the backbone and team members who were training stopped training one after another and came to greet our arrival. Looking at the crowd surrounding the car, Qi Mengyan couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I didn't expect us to be so popular." You see, almost everybody came out to greet them!"
I didn't speak, just turned off the fire, pushed the car door, and got out of the car. The crowd gathered around.
Qi Mengyan also pushed the car door, but only a few team members surrounded it. She pursed her mouth, and immediately understood the strength of Zhao Qi's combination, and moved closer to me so as not to be left out in the cold.
Li Quntao and Jin Biao rushed to us first, and asked for warmth. Cheng Xinjie and Dandan also drilled forward vigorously, one shouting 'Brother Zhao' and the other shouting 'brother-in-law'. Qi Mengyan looked around for a long time, and finally waited for a few backbones who had been worshipping beauties to shout 'Political Commissar Qi', and suddenly blossomed with joy.
Surrounded by everyone, we went back to the office, Qi Mengyan picked up a lollipop in her mouth, and added fuel and vinegar to our trip like a storyteller. Anyway, it's over, and she says it's not a leak. I just smoked a cigarette quietly, and there were already a few backbones behind me rushing to beat my back and press my waist. In the end, Dandan set aside everyone and forced the crowd to take the lead with a professional leading posture.
For a while, I was like an emperor, enjoying the stars holding the moon. Sometimes, even I don't understand: Is I really that popular?
After two hours, everyone's enthusiasm gradually faded, and they were greeted by a few backbones and left slowly. In the office, only me and Qi Mengyan remained, as well as Li Quntao, Jin Biao, Cheng Xinjie and Dandan.
Li Quntao and Jin Biao reported to me on the work of the past few days, and finally, Li Quntao asked: "As soon as you left, there was a sudden sweep at the headquarters, and all the special security teams we had worked so hard to cultivate were called back. Ask Mr. Chen, still haven't you paid it back?"
I laughed and said, "I see, here's it." If you don't pay it back, I won't count it. It depends on what Mr. Chen thinks. But from what I know about him, he's supposed to delegate authority to the brigade. ”
Li Quntao said: "That's okay. My enthusiasm for group training is soaring. ”
I nodded: "You guys go out to train first, so many players are waiting." I'll call you again when there's something to do. ”
Li Quntao jokingly said: "As soon as Captain Zhao came back, he took us away and patronized to chat with a few beautiful women." Hey. Although he said this, he still patted Jin Biao's shoulder and walked out.
I pretended to be angry and scolded, "Nonsense!
The two of them hugged their heads in fright, causing all the beauties in the office to laugh one after another.
Dandan poured water for us, came to me and said, "By the way, Brother Zhao, these days, Fu Shengbing has come to you every day." She also threatened me that if I don't see you again, she will step on the brigade headquarters!"
I couldn't help but laugh: "Where did she get such great ability to step on the brigade headquarters?"
Qi Mengyan slammed me jealously and said, "It's not the ability you gave. You're always messing with the grass, no, the grass has grown to the doorstep. ”
I frowned and said, "Don't use the word 'messing with flowers' to describe me! ”
The crowd laughed in unison again, amused by me.
After laughing, I heard a vicious female voice outside!
In fact, in the past few days, Fu Shengbing has also called me, but I have never answered. Unexpectedly, she actually ran to the brigade headquarters to scold.
Dandan said with a smile: "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here, I am not from Shandong, but under the influence of Brother Zhao, I also said Cao Cao." ”
I stood up and went out, and the people followed, but I stopped them. Qi Mengyan wasted no time in saying: "People go on a date with beautiful women, what are we going to do with them, be light bulbs?"
I ignored it, walked out of the office and saw Fu Shengbing pinching his waist and shouting at the door of the building: "Zhao Long, you come out for me, come out for the old lady." If you don't come out again, the old lady will buy a few tons of explosives, blow up your headquarters, and blow up."
She was scolding, but suddenly she realized that I was already standing in front of her. She stopped shouting, looked me up and down, and raised her head: "Hey, you're still alive?"
I was ashamed and said, "You want me to die so much?"
Fu Shengbing's tears suddenly welled up, she rushed over with big strides, threw herself into my arms all of a sudden, and scratched me wildly with the Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "You have no conscience, call your phone and don't answer." Coming to you, not there. I made my mother worry for so long, and I thought you were dead, but I didn't expect you to be ghostly and run out to be scary. No conscience"
What a mess! I quickly pushed Fu Shengbing away, and saw that her face was already full of white: "What kind of do you look like?" With so many people watching, don't you feel cold?"