Volume 1 Chapter 85 Divide the treasure and get rich

Master, we donated it! You are a person with real ability, this temple is too shabby, and the 500,000 yuan we donated to you to repair the Taoist temple. The master will give me a card number?" the monkey had learned from the previous car and immediately interrupted Ma Hai's words.

When Haotian heard this, his heart was overjoyed, if it was shared, he couldn't ask for it. If it is a donation, it can be kept. As for the bank card, he has one, which is just right to use.

Haotian said: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, then thank you to a few laymen." ”

"Look, Master, it's almost noon. Lunch ......" the fat man touched his belly, licked his tongue and laughed. The meaning couldn't be clearer, this thing has the idea of hitting Haotian Lingmi!

Haotian smiled slightly, and said lightly: "This view is a small Taoist temple, no matter where you eat, live, if you are hungry, you should go down the mountain quickly." ”

The fat man's smile suddenly fell: "Master, can't you stutter? ”

Haotian shook his head and said, "Water is fine, but rice is not." Last time, it was because you were overused and didn't eat for a day, so I gave you food, so as not to faint on the mountain from hunger. This time, let's go down the mountain. If you want to enter the Taoist temple to eat, you can come back when this temple is promoted to a medium-sized Taoist temple, and you must manage it enough. ”

The fat man was helpless, looked at this small Taoist temple, and asked, "Master, when will the Taoist temple be upgraded?"

Haotian shook his head slightly: "The repair and upgrading of the Taoist temple depends on the incense and the scale." At the moment, I don't know ......."

The monkey patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "If you want to eat, go back and find a way to help promote the Taoist temple." ”

The fat man thought that this was the only way to go, and was about to say goodbye, when the fat man suddenly exclaimed, "Master, why are you not wearing shoes?"

Haotian's Moon Palace robe is very long, and because of the snow, he stepped down, his feet fell in the snow, and the monk's robe was covered, so he couldn't see that Haotian was not wearing shoes. What's more, everyone was watching the game before, who would watch Haotian's feet?

Hearing the fat man shout, the monkey and Ma Hai also looked down, although they couldn't see Haotian's feet, but the footprints they stepped on were extremely clear, and no shoe prints were a complete footprint!

"Dao Chief, what are you...... What are you doing?" the monkey asked in shock.

When Haotian heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart: "What kind of skill? He is practicing poor skills! He has no cotton shoes to wear, so he can only live barefoot with the protective ability of the gossip robe of the Moon Palace...... It's still cold, but it doesn't freeze. It's better than putting on his broken shoes, losing the protection of his robe, and freezing into a dog. ”

However, Haotian said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor Dao is strong, this temperature is nothing." ”

"I see, the young man sleeps on a cold kang, and he is all strong by his fire! Hey, master, are you dry? Why don't I help you find a girl to help you vent your fire? I know, it's very uncomfortable...... Oops......"

Before the fat man finished speaking, Haotian turned around, lifted up the weight of the fat man of more than 180 catties, threw it out along the gate, and then pronounced a sermon, saying: "Immeasurable Tianzun, bang!" The door is closed!

The fat man was dumbfounded, and the monkey and Ma Hai who came out stared at the fat man with an angry face, and the monkey and the fat man were not polite: "You turtle grandson, what did you just say? The master is a master of Taoism, you actually want to introduce Miss to him? Your brain is funny? There is a problem with your nerves." ”

The fat man wiped his nose and said unrepentantly: "Am I also thinking about the master...... Lust is such a thing, how can you say that you can quit it, it is not good for your body. ”

"It's not good, see that if I don't fight, you'll get better! This time, if you can't enter the Taoist temple in the future, you can accompany me to the water!" The monkey rode on the fat man and beat him violently, the fat man pushed the monkey away, and the wolf ran down the mountain.

A few people made a fuss all the way down the mountain, and the monkey slapped his head and didn't ask for a bank card number!

However, the monkey is also shrewd, and immediately found WeChat, searched for people nearby, and sure enough, he found Haotian's WeChat account, added it as a friend, and then did not transfer money, and directly transferred WeChat money.

At this moment, Haotian was depressed.

"System, my belly is hot, can't I really vent it?" Haotian is when the young man is angry, no one said it's okay, the fat man's hookup, how can Haotian not be moved at all? Haotian decisively threw the fat man out......

"Yes!" replied in the affirmative.

Haotian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "System, system boss, how to solve it?"

"Find a woman. The system said.

"Really?" Haotian's eyes lit up instantly.

"As long as you're not afraid of Yang W for a lifetime, feel free. The system said.

Haotian was suddenly half angry: "Can't you finish it in one breath?

"No, but it takes skill to communicate with a stupid person. ”

Haotian: "#@¥%#...... %&”

Haotian: "System, there really is no way at all?"

"Yes. ”

"You are serious, can you give a method that works?" Haotian was almost out of temper when he was teased by the system.

"Recite Buddhist scriptures, meditate on the Tao, and naturally have a peaceful state of mind. "The system is very serious.

Haotian raised a middle finger and pointed at the sky, shouting, "Uncle you!"

Boom!

Two thunderbolts fell in front of Haotian, and Haotian said dissatisfiedly: "My gesture and words are said together, it should be counted as one, right?"

"I said two is two, if you don't accept it, you can scold it again. The system said.

Haotian pointed to the sky and shouted, "Your uncle!"

Another thunderbolt fell in front of you.

Then Haotian flicked his sleeves and left!

"One sentence is missing. The system reminded.

Haotian snorted: "You let Poor Dao scold two sentences, why do you listen to you? Hmph...... "Scold again? Three chances a day, but the fourth time is to be split on the body, Haotian is not stupid."

Back in the backyard, Haotian took out his light, Huaxia mobile phone casually flipped through it, and found that there was one more friend to apply, and when he saw that it was a monkey, he added it casually.

As soon as the result was added, the monkey transferred 500,000 yuan! With a sentence: "Master, the bank card is too troublesome, and it is transferred directly to WeChat......!

However, Haotian didn't look at the text behind it at all, but stared directly at the zero behind the 500,000 butts! One by one, he snapped his fingers and checked: "One, two, three, four, five...... Oh, how much does five zeros cost? Recount, one, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand...... 500,000 ah...... Hahaha...... system, I'm finally out of poverty, haha...... In the future, I will eat Lingmi!"

As a result, the system ignored him at all.

Haotian counted the money and replied to the monkey: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." "House